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[On Hold] Jogja: Hotter, Hater, Monster

2010-06-01T05:09:00.000-07:00

Threaten me with chains more
Get retina stuck more
Again, I want love even more!　
I don't want to miss you anymore!
-Two Faced Lovers - Hatsune Miku (Translated by: xxKMSakura @ Youtube)-

UASSSALAAAAAMUALAIKUM SODARA SODARAAAA!

Gimana kabarnya? Gue baru balik dari Jogja dong!

... Terus?

Gue kan baru sekali ini darmawisata ke Jogja bareng temen2. Pas hari waisak pula. Sebenernya sih waktu umur 3 taon gue ke jogja udah kayak ke toilet saking seringnya. Tapi sekarang mah gue ga inget apa2. Gambaran ntu toilet ilang semua.

Jadi gue mau cerita nih dari awal sampe akhir ke jogja ituuu.

Waktu packing (sehari sebelom berangkat *plak*), kamar gue udah penuh baju sana sini. Mana selimut kagak gue lipet. Makin berantakan aja dah ni kamar. Tapi akhirnya bisa juga gue nemuin baju yang bisa gue pake buat ke jogja nanti. Yang rapi dan sopan (sopan sih ga masalah. Rapinya itu lo.. Baju gue kan kaos semua ==). Awalnya gue mau bawa laptop, tapi ditentang sama nyokap gue. Melihat lineart buat contest Alice yang belom selese, gue memutuskan untuk nyelipin laptop di koper. Cuma buat nyelesein lineart doang nih. Dan ternyata dibolehin ama bokap gue hehehe =DDDD

Hal lain yang gue bawa: SEGALA TETEK BENGEK PROM YES. Gue itu di jadwal ada acara prom night. Awalnya gue mau kabur aja, tapi gue keceplosan ngomong ama nyokap. DITARIKLAH GUE KESANA-SINI NGURUSIN TUH TETEK BENGEK. Gue ke tanah abang segala loh \o/ Kalo kabur, kok gue gaenak sama nyokap yang udah narikin gue kemana2. Jadi gue terpaksa ikut ;;

Hari pas berangkat, gue dianter bokap jam setengah 2 ke sekolah. Padahal kumpul di sekolahnya jam 3 dan berangkat jam 5. Tapi melihat waktu masih terlalu pagi, jadi aja gue ama bokap ngelaba dulu ke PIM. Makan es apagitu dulu loh hahak gedenya gileeee. Gue disitu sampe jam 3. Gue sms-in temen2 yang pada ikut. Eeeh, CUMA 3 DARI 10 YANG UDAH DI SEKOLAH. So gue nyante aja jalan~

Pas gue nyampe, udah pada rame. Koper numpuk di lobby sekolah. Anak2 udah pada baris dengan (tidak) rapi di lapangan. Udah pada pake nametag pula. Katanya sih, gue musti ngambil nametag ke panitia yang bersangkutan. Tapi siapa sangka panitia bus gue itu cuma ban mobil avanza? Maksudnya, nametag bertebaran di lapangan deket ban mobil avanza. Gue langsung menemukan nametag gue di paling atas. Wow, gue Bus 6. Abis ngambil, gue ikutan baris.

Gue lagi gaje-gaje an bareng Mei n Panda pas bokap tiba2 nyamperin gue.

Bokap: "Kak, koper kamu udah kamu kasih nama belum"

... Gue bener2 lupa soal ini.

Gue: "belom"
Bokap: "Lah terus gimana? Kamu inget gak koper kam kayak apa?"
Gue: *masang ekspresi meragukan* "Iya.."
Bokap: *facepalm* "Ah kamu mah. Bawa laptop lagi?"
Gue: *innocently ngangguk*

Abis itu bokap ngabur.
Guenya mah diem aja, berdo'a supaya Allah ngasih gambaran koper gue nanti. Abis itu gue kembali menggaje ama 9H.

Tiba2 bokap gue dateng lagi.

Bokap: "Kak, kopernya kan ada kertasnya tuh. Ayah tulisin nama kamu ya di situ. Sama ayah tambahin Rafia item."

Bokap terlalu care sama koper gue rupanya.

Abis gue berterima kasih, bokap pulang. Dan itu masih JAM 4! MAU AMPE JAM BERAPA GUE DI SETRAP DISINI HAAAH?

Nongol niat buat solat ashar beberapa kali di otak gue. Tapi dikit2 gue bediri, ada aja toa yang nyala. Jadi gue duduk aja deh sambil nontonin Awan main balon.

Menjelang jam lima, gue liat Ritsah, Astrid, Nada, dkk pada mau solat. Gue langsung ngekor. Kapan lagi gue bisa punya kesempatan solat?

Pas gue pake mukena, kedengeran toa nyala:
"Anak2 bus 1 silakan masuk ke bus"
... Tai lu.

Akhirnya gue solat dengan kecepatan turbo, baca ayat yang cuma 3-4 ayat abis al-Fatihah. Abis itu, gue ngasih mukena ke Nanda, terus nyamber tas n ngomong ke wali kelas kalo beberapa muridnya lagi solat.

... Eh ternyata, waktu tenggang antarbus dateng itu sekitar 10 menit sendiri.

Jadi kalo bus 1 baru dateng sekarang, bus 6 baru dateng kira2 3/4 jam lagi. Yah tau gitu mah gue sempetin do'a dulu biar jalan ke Jogja-nya fun n prom nightnya ga jadi.

Ngakunya berangkat jam 5. Jam setengah 6 aja gue belom masuk bus. BUKAN CUMA RAJA AKADEMIK 19 JUGA RAJANYA NGARET YOMAAAAA \/o/ *bangga* *taboked* (Kalo 19 Raja, 115 Dewa)

Kok \/o/ ta? Iye kan ini.. ACARANYA 1921 CUY! DUA SATOOOEE \/o/ Jari lo juga bisa kok dibikin begini. Tempelin aja jempol ama jari manis.

Akhirnya giliran bus gue. Gue termasuk paling awal masukin koper ke bus. Jadinya gue juga termasuk paling awal ngambil seat di bus.

Nggak mau terlalu depan n gak mau terlalu belakang tapi gak mau terlalu ditengah. Karena tempat di paling depan udah reserved buat panitia, jadi gue ngambil seat ke-3 dari depan, kursi 2 orang, deket jendela. Gue sih masa bodo siapa yang mau duduk di sebelah gue. Tinggal terima iler attack dari gue aja.

Sebelumnya, panitia udah ngomong "DUDUK JANGAN NYAMPUR! CEWEK-CEWEK ATO COWOK-COWOK!" Tapi Taiki sama Shara duduk bareng tuh di belakang gue. Mereka bilang "ITS BODO AMAT" Dan akhirnya dibolehin duduk nyampur.

Mei-Ira duduk depan gue. Dan ajaibnya, PANDA TIBA2 NARO PANTAT DISEBELAH GUE. Dalem hati gue bersyukur sama Allah dikasih bantal buat tidur entar malem.

Busnya baru berangkat jam 7-an. WETSEH NGARETNYA 2 JAM LOH!

Sepanjang perjalanan, gue cuma liatin keindahan uptown Jakarta. Iyeh, jarang2 gue liat Jakarta sampe ke tengah kota. Ternyata keren ya. Udah liwat dari jakarta, gue baca novel Suzumiya Haruhi yang bahasa Indonesia itu dari Quickword. ANJIR KYON NGOMONG GUE ELO HAHAHAH. Bosen baca novel, gue tidur.

Tiba2 gue dibangunin. Oh mau makan toh. LOLWHUT MAKAN DI INDRAMAYU UDAH JAUH AMAT orzzzzz TAPI GUE NGAMBIL PERTAMA \o/

Mending makannya tenang. Lah ini banyak walang sangit...

Panda: "Nih serangga tuh suka masuk ke kuping. Kalo udah masuk ke kuping, terus entar dia ngorek-ngorek... Bingo."

Wah serem juga nih serangga. Kita makan gabisa tenang. Udah gitu ada yang katanya Door Prize buat yang ultah bulan Mei. Rendra adalah salah satu orang yang dapet. DAN SEMACEM DIARAK GITU DEH HAHAHA MALU GUE KALO JADI DIA.

Intinya adalah: Gaada yang hepi makan di situ.

Perjalanan pun lanjut. Gue ga tidur gegara tadi gue udah tidur. Jadi aja gue menggila bareng Panda, Mei, Ira n Prith. 9H juga pada rame. 9J sih, udah pada tepar (note: 9H sebis ama 9J). Lagi asik2nya menggila, tiba2 salah satu panitia bertindak. Kita disuruh bobok semua. Gue langsung mendaratkan kepala pada bantal pemberian Allah disamping gue ini. Dan begitu gue bangun besok paginya, banyak yang ngiri gitu gue dapet bantal.

Paginya kita berhenti di suatu mesjid buat subuhan. Lagi2 gue termasuk the first one. Dan lo perlu tau bahwa DALAM JADWAL JAM 5 KITA UDAH DI CAILENDRA DAN SEKARANG INI UDAH JAM 5:15 NEMU PAPAN SELAMAT DATANG DI YOGYAKARTA AJA BELOM orzzzz

Akhirnya jalan lagi... Terus.. LANGSUNG SEBIS NGOROK LAGI! Emang dasar kalong, ONnya malem OFFnya pagi.

Ditengah2 ngorok, tiba2 bus berhenti. Gue, yang lagi bertapa di alam sana, mikir palingan cuma macet. Tapi begitu gue bangun.. Nih Bus geser aja nggak. Ngapain aja coba?

Oooh.. Rupanya sodara-sodara.. BUSNYA LAGI MINUM! Kalopun minum doang, kenapa musti 20 menit /bus? Ternyata, bus ini minumnya sampe ngabisin duit 585.000-an. Pueh, lebih mahal dari harga hape SE gue cuy ==

Akhirnya jalan lagi. Ngeeeeeeeng.. Eets, lampu merah. Tapi kita sih jalan terus. Kok? FOREIDER SAVE THE WORLD YEAH.

Setelah menerobos banyak lampu merah dan becak2, akhirnya kita nyampe di Cailendra. Katanya sih "sumbangan" dari Ipat. Ipat? Itu loh yang si unyil ituh. Kan dia 1921 juga ==

Gue pikir hotel transit itu bisa bikin kita relax n golerin badan abis seharian duduk di bus. Eh.. BORO DAH. KASUR KERAS. MAU PIPIS AJA KAGAK BETAH. JOROK ABIS TEMPATNYA. UDAH GITU CIDUK ROBEK PULA ASDFGHJKL KERINGIN NIH JEANS GUE NIAT BAIK CEBOK KOK MALAH DIRUGIIN MENDING KAGA USAH CEBOK /salah

Makanan juga.. Lagi2 gue ngantri pertama. Lumayan sih, gudeg ama ayam fillet gitu deh. Tapi begitu gue ngambil ayam 2 biji..

Mbak2 yang jagain: "Dek, 1 orang 1 ayam.."
Gue: "... Oh, Sori"

LAH LU GALIAT NASI GUE SEGUNUNG BEGINI? GUE DISURUH NYEMIL2 AYAM SAMPE 10245 POTONG? GUDEGNYA JUGA CUMA 1 SENDOK MAKAN LAGI ASDFGHJKL.

Disana, yang seharusnya mandi, gue ga mandi. Lu tau sejorok apa kamar mandinya. Hih, makasih dah gue mandi disitu. Gue ganti baju aja. Mending ntar sore gue mandi di hotel. Bintang 3 kan? Maka kamar mandinya terjamin.

Wait wait wait gue frontal? Yes. Terus kenapa? Kalo lo adalah pegawai hotel Cailendra n lo marah, itu salah. Jujur ya, banyak anak2 1921 yang sependapat sama gue. Dan ini semacam "kritik dan saran" buat lo. Ganti tuh ciduk. Sikat tuh kamar mandi. Empukin tuh kasur. Buat apa orang bayar buat dapetin fasilitas begini?

Sehabis "Acting mandi", gue keluar dari kamar dengan Pede. Terus nyamperin Prith. Terus tiba2 nongol percakapan ini:

Prith: "Ta, lo pake baju ijo?"
Gue: "Ho oh"
Prith: "Kan ga boleh ta."
Gue: "Kenape?"
Prith: "Ntar 'diculik'"
Gue: "Diculik siape? Aneh lu =="
Prith: "Duuh masa gue mesti ngomong disini.. itu.. *melanin suara* Roro Kidul"
Gue: "Hmm.. Kalo gue diculik, se - 9E diculik dong. Jaket kelas mereka kan ijo."
Prith: "..."

Gak lama abis itu, kita meluncur ke Keraton. Harusnya sekarang kita ke tempat kerajinan Perak n Batik. Tapi dituker. Yaudah, gue ho-oh aja.

Gak banyak yang bisa gue ceritain di Keraton. Mau liat foto2nya aja?

Niatnya mau foto naga2an itu. Tapi kok Ipat yang kena? orzzz

Orang keraton Dispensernya begini nih gan.

Anda orang keraton? Silakan tabuh gendangnya

Dindingnya kaca loh gan!

Yeah, just unimportant ==
Oh tunggu, ada yang important! Yakni.. GUE BARU TAU KALO IRA AMA OM OM SUARA LUCU JADIAN! SELAMAT YAAAA!

Lanjut, terus kita ke taman sari!
Ga ada yang tertarik pas ditanya "Mau turun apa enggak?" Jadi aja pada nonton The Mummy 3 di Bus. Gue ikut turun ama Prith, Fajar, Nafis n Rendra.

Gue pikir kita mau beneran liat kolamnya itu. Ternyata enggak. Mereka mau nyoba yang katanya "legenda jalan lurus" Kalo lo beneran jalan lurus di antara 2 pohon beringin dengan mata ketutup, lo bakal sukses.

Yang ikutan nutup mata cuma Nafis, Prith, Rendra, Ritsah, Fajar, Nada. Gue sama Nanda jadi tempat penitipan barang.

Liat fotonya dulu gan...

Prith Jalan Lurus

Prith ama Ritsah, sekilas juga pohon beringin.

Abis jalan lurus, yang berhasil sekali jalan cuma NAFIS! Mantap, selamat yak! Prith berhasil, tapi setelah 12786 kali nyoba *lebay* *jahat* *disambit Prith*

Pas Prith berhasil, kita ditelpon. Bisnya udah mau berangkat. So kita tancap gas menuju bis. Gue sih cepet2 cuma gara2 mau makan.

Nyampe di bus, gue tidur. Di bantal pemberian Allah, tentunya =)) =))

Tau2 ada yang ngetok pala gue "Ta.. Bangun ta! Udah nyampe. Makan ta!" Hoo, si Panda tau aja gue doyan makan. Bahkan lebih doyan makan dari dia.

Pas ngantri, gue nggak masuk "the first" lagi. Scara, gue ngantuk banget. Menunya sama. Nasi, Ayam Fillet, mie, sop, semangka, teh tawar. Udah gitu gue gadapet tempat duduk lagi.

Kebetulan gue ketemu Nyokapnya si Panda, yang adalah Panitia. Sebut aja beliau Tante R. Tante R ini udah kenal banget sama anak2 9H. Kita sama2 bingung tuh mau makan dimana karena kursi udah keambil semua.

Gue: "Makan dimana nih, tante? Aku ngikut tante aja deh"
Tante R: "... *liat panggung di atas lantai* Kita lesehan disitu aja yuk"
Gue: "Hah? Boleh tuh tante?"
Tante R: "Kenapa gak boleh? Tenang, tante panitia kok."

Gue pun nurut aja. Akhirnya gue sama Tante R makan berdua disitu. Tiba2 Ayumu, Prill, Neko-cchi, Tama, ama Gina (Sengaja, bukan typo) joinan bareng. Abis itu Mei sama Ira yang joinan. Abis itu Tyas yang joinan. Kenapa tiba2 berekor gini orzzzz

Yang bikin gue lega: Abis makan ke hotel.

Alhamdulillah kasuuur *sujud* Sudah lama ku menantimu~ KAMI DALAM PERJALANAN MENYERBU-MU WAHAI KASUR TAK BERDOSA!

Gak lama kemudian, kita nyampe di hotel. Gue pikir bintang tiga. Pas gue liat... MANA BINTANG TIGANYA NIH? NGIBUL LU *****T ASDFGHJKLLK [insert 2197 bad words here] MENDING KALO LANGSUNG NYUNGSEP KE KAMAR KAYAK ANAK LAIN. LAH INI KAMAR GUE GAK KETEMU. BOLAK BALIK BOLAK BALIK, TERNYATA ADA DI DAERAH TERPENCIL YANG LETAKNYA LEBIH MIRIP GUDANG DEKET LAPANGAN PARKIR!

Sebenernya, kamar ini not bad. Kamar mandinya juga bersih, bagus. Sempit sih, enggak juga. Tapi panasnya Jogja ini ya Allah, AC 18 DERAJAT AJA LAMA BENER DINGINNYA.

Hal kedua yang kita lakukan abis guling2 di kasur: Membagi jadwal mandi.

Well, gue sekamar sama Ayumu, Prill, Neko-cchi, Gina, Tama, ama Dan. Setelah tanya ditanya, akhirnya begini urutannya:

-Gina
-Prill
-Tama
-Neko-cchi
-Ayumu
-Dan
-Gue

Sejujur gue gak betah lama2 nongkrong di kamar mandi. Walaupun gue terakhir, tapi ini toilet hotel. Udah toilet hotel, jogja lagi. Geez gue sih merinding.

Kita maen dikamar lupa waktu. Potret2an gila, ngelawak gaje, dsb. Tentu saja gue, Ayumu, sama Dan gak lupa ama Solat dkk. Begitu gue selese solat maghrib, Nekocchi ditelpon. Kaget, terus dia treak "EH UDAH MAU JALAN WOI NUNGGUIN KITA DOANG NIH!"

... Pantesan sepi.
Yes, malem2 kita juga ada acara lagi. Nonton pertunjukan Rama-Shinta di Prambanan.

Kita langsung pasang kecepatan turbo buat siap2. Mana.. HAPE GUE ILANG SHIT! Gue Miskol gak ada. Kayaknya udah mati tuh hape seharian gak gue charge. Mampus gue kicep sekarang.

Ya udah, gue berharap aja semoga ga ada maling. Kita pun ngunci pintu rapet2.

Kita lari ke bus. Begitu nyampe, gue kena omel 2 orang guru. Tapi cuma bentar. Abis itu nungguin Prith yang rupanya lebih telat dari gue, terus berangkat.

Gue duduk bareng Prith. Gapapa lah, gue dikasih bantal lagi sama Allah. Gue certa ke Prith soal hape gue yang ilang itu.

Prith: "Hmm.. Kapan terakhir lo liat hape lo ta?"
Gue: "Sebelom mandi"
Prith: "Ooh.. Gue curiga ini ada yang nyampurin deh ta. You know what i mean."
Gue: "Aah.. I see.. Tapi kenapa gue?"
Prith: "Lo ngelanggar sesuatu kali ta. Sekarang baju lo warna apa?"
Gue: "Item putih"
Prith: "Sebelum mandi?"
Gue: "Ijo.."
Prith: "NAH ITU TA YANG SALAH! Lo tau hotel kita di Parangtritis. Lo nekat aja sih pake baju ijo."
Gue: "Udah lewat. So gue gimana sekarang?"
Prith: "Do'a aja ta"
Gue: "Selalu"

Nggak kerasa kita udah nyampe prambanan. Gue ngumpul bareng Neko-cchi dkk. Tapi pada akhirnya, gue misah n se-line bareng Dan, Rieko, Michiyo, Miyako, Sachiyo n Miharu.

Beberapa menit dimulai, nih tarian kita jadiin lawak. Kita pleset2in, salah artiin, dsb. Tapi abis itu gue ngorok.
Mau liat foto2nya? Silakan banget gan..

Hanomannya pada tepar nih..

Ceritanya sih burung elang nih gan...

Akibat dari kejombloan sang Hanoman...

Photos © Thalia Aranthera (Facebook). Gue ga motret apa2 soalnya gelap.

Dari Prambanan, kita mampir di restoran. Udah jam 9-an nih gan, masa kaga makan?

Sekarang.. GUE ANTRIAN TERAKHIR SODARA2! Prestasi ngantri nurun berat gara2 rasa kantuk. Yaudah sih ribut amat.

Gue duduk bareng Panda, Mei, Tepa, Ira, Om om Suara Lucu, Asti, n Tyas. Gue, Mei, Ira, n Tyas ambil makan terakhir. Tapi pas kita balik dari meja makanan.. Tring! Kursi kita ilang diambil sama rombongan Travel apagitu. Asu lu main ambil aja! Kampung!

Menunya sama kayak tadi siang kok. Nasi, Ayam Fillet, mie, sop, teh tawar.

Abis itu.. Kita ke hotel lagi. Gue udah seneng banget. Jalan gue gaada tenaga samasekali.. Tapi begitu nyampe kamar, gue langsung ngobrak-ngabrik kamar bareng warga kamar 121 (Tama, Neko-cchi, Prill, Dan, Ayumu, Gina). Ngobrak-abrik, taunya ketemu dimana coba? DI SELIP TUMPUKAN KOLOR GUE YA ALLAAAAAH! Jujur gue bingung kenapa dia bisa nyampe disitu tapi mungkin.. Oh what-so-ever. Thank you ya warga 121. Maap ngerepotin kalian cuma gegara hape gue.

Abis itu kita goler2an dikasur. Niatnya sih mau bobok. Tapi ngelawaknya itu loh... ANJIR NGOMONGIN ANU DAN NASI GORENG KETEK HAHAHA ASU LU SEMUA GUE GABISA TIDUR NIH!

Dan udah menang main boling berapa kali itu di dunia sana. Liat aja tidurnya pules banget. Ayumu Gegulingan di kasur, keeps saying "BERISIK LO AAH!" Yang lainnya masih ngakak-ngakak-an.

Ditengah ngakak2an, kita denger bunyi pintu samping digedor.
Well FYI, kamar 121 ada 2 pintu. Pintu depan sama pintu samping yang ngehubungin ama kamar sebelah. Nah, kayaknya anak2 kamar sebelah pada kegangu sama kita. Jadi aja kita digedor. Kenceng lagi. Abis digedor, kita bener2 sunyi, seolah nggak ada kejadian apa2.

Besoknya, gue kebangun sama alarm Hape Neko-cchi. Yang ajaibnya, Gina baru bangun langsung nyamber anduk! Ajigile ini baru jam setengah enem loh bu. Salut saluut... Tapi tentu saja rombongan manusia alim (BAH) ini rebutan kamar mandi ama Gina dulu buat wudhu.

Pas giliran Neko-cchi mandi, gue Ayumu n Dan pamit liat makan pagi dulu berhubung udah waktunya makan pagi (jam 7 kurang berapagitu). Dengan penuh percaya diri ketek apek, kita datengin resepsionis hotel terus nanya soal restoran. Kita sebagai manusia yang pertama nanya n dateng ditunjukin ke restoran. Masih sepi loh. Pas tudung saji dibuka.. Ternyata.. GUDEG LAGI! PERSIS AMA MENU MAKAN PAGI KEMAREN! Bedanya cuma nambah Krece! Ini bakal jadi berita buruk! *lebay*

Dengan lesu, ketiga Charlies Ancur ini balik ke kamar. Kabar buruk
menyebar di kamar 121. Akhirnya Gina, dengan penampilan tukang becak, angkat bicara:

"Temenin gue ke warung K"

... Yak, memang bukan sebuah solusi.

Abis gue selese mandi, kita langsung cabut ke restoran. Eh rupanya.. KITA TERMASUK PALING RAPI LOH! Liat para siswa nun jauh disana (baca: 2 meja disamping). Gue yakin mereka bahkan belom sempet ngucek mata dulu.

Abis makan, kita pergi ke warung K. Apa itu warung K? Ituuh, Circle K. Cuma karena kita urang Indonesia, kita musti nyebutnya warung yegaksih? (TA LU DI JOGJA NGOMONGNYA URANG! SALAH TEMPAAAAT) Ga ada yang istimewa. Gue cuma beli susu ama Milo. Siapa tau gue bakal butuh kalo gue keilangan napsu makan.

Tadinya kita mau ke lobby, tapi malah lanjut ke kamar berhubung kepagian. Lah, panitia aja masih celana pendek - an. Gue mengisi waktu dengan baca MHILAG, komik bikinan 4 tolol sekawan. Hmm.. Ternyata Cyrilleve kedapetan peran tsundere. Dan gue diminta membuat fanart MHILAG. Gue, dengan kertas hotel n pinjem alat tulis sana-sini, membuat gambar Neko-cchi n Tama.

Udah selese bikin FanArt, kita pun dipanggil ke bus.

Kali ini gue duduk sama Meilin n Ira di kursi ber-tiga. Yang duduk sama Panda? ... PRITH! ANJAY LU BANTAL BERDUA MALAH DUDUK BARENG SIH YANG MENIKMATI BANTALNYA SIAPAAAA? *taboked* Juga ada perubahan jadwal. Katanya ke Kaliurang ga jadi, berhubung kita malem nanti mau Prom Nite (OMFHG GUE LUPA MALEM INI MALEM PROM LE GASPS!). Jadi kita ga boleh capek-capek. Gantinya, ke Malioboro. AH PADAHAL KATANYA KALIURANG SERU TUH ASDFGHJKL [insert bad words here].

Pertama kita ke tempat kerajinan perak. Dijelasin tuh bikin kerajinan perak gimana caranya. Katanya perak itu rapuh. Buat dipikin perhiasan atau semacamnya, mesti dicampur tembaga dulu. Tapi cuma bagian itu yang gue inget. Sisanya, para harga suvenir disana yang gue inget..

MASA SENDOK SEBIJI AJA HARGANYA 80.000? BAGUSAN PUNYA GUE MALAH (iyelah ta, beda. Lu mah sendok plastik -_-) MASA GELANG TIPIS BULET AJA HARGANYA 300.000 DI BLOK M SEREBU (Ta, ini dari perak. Kalo di Blok M mah dari besi karatan)

... Pokoknya disana serba 5-7 digit deh.

Awalnya gue gelandotan ama Prith. Tapi kemudian, gue malah keseret ama gengnya Rieko. Jadi aja, gue diajak ke toko sebrang.. Yang isinya perak2 juga. Cuma lebih sepi. EMANG DISINI RUPEK?

Nyampe toko sebrang, gue kembali menggumamkan "Ajigile harganya". Rieko aja sampe kaga betah ama quote gue yang satu itu.

Abis itu, kita ke lantai bawah buat liat2 something yang lain. Plus, Dan mau oleh2in bros buat ibunya. Karena bros itu tempatnya dibawah, kebawahlah kita.

Demi kesehatan kantong Dan, dia oun milah milih yang Silver Platted. Gue juga ga ngerti apa artinya, yang jelas lebih murah dari yang silver asli.

Abis beli, kita nyebrang lagi ke tempat silver yang sebelumnya. Bukan niat mau liat2, tapi mau beli mie.Semua beli mie, kecuali gue. Gue langsung nongkrong aja di bus.

Akirnya kita berangkat lagi. Katanya jadwal berubah lagi: Mau ke Dagadu, bukan Malioboro. Yaudah, gue sih bodo amat soal belanja. kita sederet malah mainan opera van hewan.

Gue ketiduran di bus. Bangun2, gue liat tempat makan. Rupanya kita gajadi ke Dagadu. Kita langsung makan terus pulang, berhubung perjalanannya kepanjangan.

DI tempat makan yang satu ini, gue ngerasa ada yang gak beres sama celana gue. Pas gue narik Dan buat nemenin ke toilet... Yes, bener dugaan gue. Gue kedatangan bulan Juni orzzz. Padahal ini masih Mei!

Yang jadi masalah: GUE UDAH KEBURU NGETAG TEMPAT PAKE TAS GUE (yep, ini bukan pake sistem ngantri. Langsung ambil dari meja aja) SEMENTARA "ITU"NYA GUE SIMPEN DISANA ASDFGHJKL. Bodo dah, datengin aja terus. Gue pake celana item ini ==v

Jadi dari toilet, gue balik ke tempat makan dengan kecepatan turbo, makan dengan kecepatan turbojet, n tancap gas balik ke kamar mandi. PADAHAL MAKANANNYA BEDA! MENUNYA IKAN DAAAAI KENAPA GUE MESTI DALAM KEADAAN KEPEPET DIKALA MAKANAN ENAK ORZ *keinget tangis bahagia yang dikeluakan gue sama Dan pas liat menunya*

Abis gue balik dari kamar mandi, Gue ngacir ke bus. Sayangnya.. BUS MASIH KETUTUP! N LO MESTI TAU PANASNYA SEBUAH ~*big bird*~ YANG GA DINYALAIN AC OTLLLL

Akhirnya PULANG KE HOTEEEEEL =D

Nyampe hotel, gue langsung lempar badan ke kasur. Beh, enaknyaaa. Setelah beberapa lama, akhirnya gue nggambar Gina n Prill versi MHILAG. Abis itu Neko-cchi gambarin sesuatu buat gue..

HS'S: Okama Nii chan by ~iMori96 on deviant ART

Apa yang digambar si Neko-cchi pas nunggu giliran mandi sore. Buat gue loh hahak makasiih.

Kita nyampe hotel jam 4 kurang. Paling enggak masih ada 2-3 jam lagi sampe kita disuruh cabut buat prom.

Pas gue mau mandi...

UDAH JAM 5 CUY ASDFGHJKL MESTI MANDI TURBO INI!

Abis gue mandi, gue liat yang lain udah pada nyiapin bedak dan tetek bengeknya. WE O WE GUE BELOM APA2!

Pertama gue ngangkat alas bedak yang udah dibekelin nyokap gue. dengan penuh hawa napsu, gue tuangin tuh alas bedak ke tangan gue. Hap! Jadilah pada belepotan di telapak tangan gue. Gue ngoles dikit, tempelin ke jidat, terus.. Krik krik.. Gue usap2in aja.

Akhirnya gue dandan sendiri.

TAPI YU KNOW WHAT? ALAS BEDAKNYA KETEBELAN! Jadi belom sempet gue taburin bedak aja, warnanya udah pas. INILAH SEBABNYA KENAPA KALO DIFOTO MUKA GUE JADI PUTIH ASDFGHJKL.

Udah pake baju dan segala-galanya, gue dipakein maskara ama diaturin rambutnya sama Tama. Yes, kita ga butuh make up artist. Kita punya Tama yang berbakat! Thank you Tamaa!

Pas pada sibuk2nya dandan.. JEPRET! LAMPUNYA MATI DAI! KEREN ABIS SUMPAH PAS WAKTU BUTUH BEGINI MATI LAMPU! GUA KUTUK LU YANG MATIIN!

Lampunya nyala mati. Gak lama abis mati itu, nyala lagi. Eh kemudian mati lagi. [Insert bad words here] [Insert criminal's name here] [Insert Indonesian Bad Words here]

Tiba2 kita udah selese aja. Dengan kamar yang udah acak adut. Kita sempet2in poto dulu. Tapi begronnya lemari aja. Soalnya kalo begronnya kasur or whatever.. Malu berantakannya =P

Nih gue selipin foto gue sama Neko-cchi w/ Prom Dress (SAKIT MATA BUKAN TANGGUNG JAWAB GUE)

Gue sama Neko-cchi Prom Date-an nih gan. Masa kaga foto bareng?

.. Tenang, gue masi normal kok.

Mencoba buat jadi invis, kita berlima berencana masuk bus cepet2. Di tengah jalan, kita ketemu kumpulan guru dan... LE GASP TC! LO MESTI TAU TC ITU BAJU NYA MELEBIHI KENORAK-AN PERAMAL2 JAMAN NASI BELOM ADA! DANDANANNYA LEBIH ERROR DIBANDINGIN JANGKRIK SURUH DANDAN SENDIRI! MANTAP BANGET DAH GAN!

Pede banget sama dandanan lo ta. At least gue udah menuai pujian, bukan ledekan /SOMBONGUNITE

Gue masuk bus 6, isinya anak cowok semua. Bodo ah, langsung ngambil seat aja. Terus gue asal colek2 Panda gitu. Nah tapi.. KENAPA PANDA NGELIAT GUE SEOLAH GA KENAL GITU HAAAAAH JAHAT LU!

Nggak lama kemudian, rombongan cowok2 9H dateng.

Ryan: "Buset Inta tuh?"
Awan: "INTA? Ajigile cantik bener..."

... Maaf tuan tolong buang kata2 anda itu saya geli dengernya.

Orang2 mulai pada masuk bus. Tiap cewek yang masuk n gue kenal gue sapa. Dan mereka bakal start dengan pertanyaan "... Lo Inta?"

Mungkin buat beberapa orang, orang pangling itu berarti pertanda bagus kalo kita udah terlalu.. ~menarik~ Sampe ga dikenalin orang. Tapi kalo gue malah beda pendapat. Berapa taun sih lo temenan ama gue? Kok lo masih belom ngenalin muka gue juga? -_-

Tapi se-antero bus 6, gue paling suka bajunya MEI! Yes, bajunya persis kayak yang di petsos. Lucuuu.. Prith juga manis bajunya.. PAS! Gue juga suka hiasan bajunya Nada. Ke-simple-an baju Anska... Soal dandanan? Ah, udah pada cantik kok. Semua udah keliatan pas. Ga ada yang ke-norak-an atau ketipisan.

Respon yang gue terima:

Prith: "Inta BAJUNYA bagus banget" (tuh Teteh Dini, bajunya ada yang suka)
Panda: "Gue baru nyadar loh dia Inta" (JAHAT LU)
Mei: "INTA BAGUUUUUS" (lah emang dulu gue kagak bagus gitu ya? Peot sana-sini?)
Ira: "Ta lu sumpah beda banget" (Gue pake alas bedak doang gan)
Ayumu: "Inta itu keliatan.. Elegan" (Elegannya kampung 13)
Rieko cs: "CANTIIIK" (Makasih but.. *lirik Tama*)
Naka: "ANJRIT LO INTA? COBA ADA AJI NTA, DIA PASTI LANGSUNG NEMBAK" (... Plis deh jangan bawa-bawa dia kesini. Ga liat mukanya aja gue udah bersyukur)

FITNAH SEMUA TA! Iye tuh. Tapi makasih dong udah pada muji gitu *waves* Thanks ya pujiannya!

Kerjaan kita di Kafe Pyramid tak lain ddan tak bukan cuma DUDUK! Fuck Yes, dateng2 kita disodorin makanan. Makanannya.. SEMUR AYAAAAM DENGAN MINUMAN FANTA *tangis bahagia*

Abis itu, ada pertunjukan2 gitu deh dari berbagai kelas. Pertama2 dari aksel, tari tradisional. GUE SALUT SAMA KEBERANIAN MEREKA MEMENTASKAN YANG BEGINIAN DI PROM NITE YANG BEGITU MODERN! Abis itu langsung perubahan drastis. MODERN DANCE BY DETA DKK. Musiknya enak2 cuy <--- Dengerin musiknya doang. Bis itu band apa gitu. Ada yang nyanyiin the Beatles (Personil: Pandu, Ipat, lainnyagakenal *disembur*), terus nge-trio (Personil: Faris, Agung, Bantet), terus ada yang nama bandnya diinspirasi sama kopaja gitu (Personil: Pasha dkk.). Si band Kopaja ini bareng band Izzi-apagitu (yang mengingatkan gue sama pizza keju) nge-skrimo2 mulu. Tapi pas duet, lagunya adem Selain band.. Ada juga kelas2 yang nampilin gitu. Nyanyi bareng sekelas misalnya. Waktu 9E maju, Renren kebagian pegang mic. Dia nyanyi, tapi nggak kdengeran. Entah micnya mati apa gimana. Tapi pas dipake sama Juno (Nyanyi barengnya 9G), tuh Mic langsung kenceng Sabar banget lu Ren, ditolak sama Mic.

Di acara ini ada MCnya. Disela2 pertunjukan itu, dia ngumumin hasil angket angkatan n ngasih hadiah buat yang kebagian. Gue lupa siapa aja. Yang gue inget.. Terkocak: Indra n Siwi. Ter-diem (?): [insert his name here] ama Anya. Wina (kindofsodarajauhnyague) itu juga dapet. Kategorinya kategori yang baik kok (maksud gue bukan terjutek, terjahat, terjelek, terlebay, or what-so-ever) Tapi sayangnya, dia ga ikut ke Jogja.

Nah waktu giliran siapa gitu nampil, Neko-cchi nyenderin palanya ke bahu gue. Katanya dia terlalu ngantuk. Gue, yang tidurnya udah dari kapan tau, nemplok aja di atas kepalanya Neko-cchi. TAPI BERANI SUMPAH GUE ENGGAK TIDUR DI KEPALANYA NEKO-CCHI ITU! Kalo gue tidur, gue nggak bakal denger anak cowok yang seenaknya jawab 15 buat pertanyaan "Berapa Umur SMPN 19?". FYI, dalam hati gue nebak umurnya 31 loh =)) =))

Pas itu, gue ngerasa ada yang gak beres ama ~itu~ gue. ANJIR JANGAN BOCOR DONG ASDFGHJKL. Walaupun gapapa sih, rok gue item ini. Tapi kan tetep aja risi. Bener gak ya dari situ. Ato jangan2 kursinya?

Yang salah itu: GUE TERLALU MENDALAMI SAMPE MEREM2 SEGALA (itu gue udah kaya orang lagi ~*ngapain*~ gitu)

Tiba2.. Gue liat Flash kamera. JEPRET. DOKUMENTER OFFICIAL KITA ITU TERNYATA MOTRET GUE SAMA NEKO-CCHI! Gue, ngadepin kayak gitu, malah bengong dulu.. Liatin tuh fotografer laknat. Pelototin. Eh dianya nyengir kuda lumping ke gue. Kenapa pas masalah atu belom selese dateng masalah lain?

Bodo ah. Lanjutin yang tadi. Kayaknya beneran dari situ deh. AAAH HELP, SOMEONE!

MC cewek: "Eh ada yang tidur di tengah!"

... THIS IS NOT A HELP OKAY? WALAUPUN DIA CEWEK TAPI-- UGH

Spontan gue melotot, narik badan gue terus ngumpet bagaikan PSK2 disorot kamera. Neko-cchi kaget banget bantalnya tiba2 nyungsep. Dia pun terbengong bengong ngeliatin si MC cewek yang lagi jalan nyamperin kita.

Kenapa gue sembunyi padahal kalo kayak begitu bakal dianggep salah? Ada alesan2nya nih gan..

1. Gara2 udah tidur sebelum Neko-cchi, anak2 9H yang duduk sebelah gue udah ngecap gue untuk tidur terus pas Prom
2. Ada kamera yang bisa dijadikan barang bukti (WTF NOOO GUE KENA JUGA DEH)
3. Guru2 keburu nge-cap gue sebagai tukang tidur kelas satu
4. KALO SURUH MAJU KEDEPAN GUE TAKUT BANGET! GIMANA KALO BENERAN ~*tumpah*~?

Allah masih lebih menyayangi gue rupanya *sujud syukur*, NEKO-CCHI YANG KENA! Tama, Prill, Gina, ama Ayumu yang duduk dibelakang ngakak guling2 ngeliat si Neko-cchi dipojokin sama si MC cewek. Gue terus2an ber-"YESSHU" dibelakang punggung Panda.

Dia kena pertanyaan "Berapa Umur SMPN 19?" dan dia jawab "23" Sementara yang bener ternyata "51" TUA AMAT *plak*

Abis itu, acara ibu2 panitia buat penyela. Mau liat mereka ngapain aja? Ininih fotonya gan..

Prom itu bukan nari waltz gan.. Tapi ngebor.

Abis kita dangdutan (kita? lo aja kali gue enggak. Beneran gue enggak kok -_-), WAKTUNYA NGESKRIMO UOH UOH! Skrimonya ditampilin ama band2 anak cowok yang udah gue sebutin tadi.

YANG NYERITAIN JUGA MESTI SKRIMO DONG GAN \o/

Mulai nge-skrimo langsung pada ribut.

Gue sih awal2nya biasa. Scara pas 8H, gue ketemu ama yang macem begini mulu. Tapi rupanya, keseringan denger begini itu ga enak. Gue pun akhirnya keluar nyari udara segar.

Pas gue bediri, gue sengaja muter dulu kearah Neko-cchi dekaka. Ngetes aja, kalo muka mereka jadi beda, tandanya ~*tumpah*~. Tapi rupanya enggak. Ya bagus deh, gue melesat aja keluar.

Diluar, gue ketemu Panda sama Awan lagi pada ngobrol. Terus gue main nyamperin aja kan.

Awan: "NEM lo berapa ta?"
Gue: "33-an."
Awan: "Mau masuk mana?"
Gue: "82 kali"
Panda: *senggal-senggol Awan* "Ehem.."
Awan: "Napa sih lu pan? Gak boleh amat gue ngobrol ama cewek cantik.."
Gue: *keselek semangka goreng*
Panda: "Hoo..."
Awan: "Nem lu berapa pan?
Panda: "35,xx"
Awan: "WESS BAGUS ITU"
Panda: "DARIMANANYA?"
Gue: "Emang lo berapa sih wan?"
Awan: "... 36,xx"
Gue: "WHAT THE FU--"
Panda: "ITU BARU BAGUS!" *mulai acting lebay kayak biasa*
Awan: "Yah, tapi lo kan anak TN pan"
Panda: "Belom juga kok"

Ditengah2 ngobrol gaje begini, tiba2 si MC cewek keluar juga. Terus dia kayak ngasih isyarat kalo si cowok2 itu pada pingin nge-skrimo lagi. Salah satu guru gue langsung ngasih isyarat berhenti. Kita bertiga langsung masuk kedalem hall cafe. Keliatan para MC berusaha nyetop si anak2 cowok. Tapi lo harus tau mereka ngomong apa:

"INI ACARA, ACARA KITA! GURU2 SIH DIEM AJA! INI ACARA PERPISAHAN PUNYA KITA, YES? (YEESH) KATANYA MAU BIKIN SENENG KITA! KITA LAGI SENENG KOK DIGANGGU? YES? (YEESS)"

... EPIC! LO SEMUA BIKIN GURU2 YANG UDAH NGUCAPIN JANJI "Ini acara kalian. Kita bikin kalian seneng" KICEP SEMUA. NICE KICK, GUYS!

Abis skrimo2 ga jelas, akhirnya kembali pada masa calm-calm-an. Nyanyi "Ingatlah Hari Ini" seangkatan. Wogh gila, kita disuruh bediri semua cuy! YOMA TUNJUKIN JARI DUA SATOE LO N NYANYI BARENG! \/o/

Abis itu, akhirnya kita mau juga diatur. Ada ESQ dulu..
Tapi seperti ESQ2 sebelumnya, ortu lagii ortu lagi. Gue sih ga dengerin. Malah maen sama Gina n ngeluh2 laper bareng Prill. Juga.. GUE MASUK ANGIN WEY KURSI GUE ISINYA INGUS SEMUA <-- Gabawa tissue [Insert your eewww-ing comment here]

Nyampe hotel, gue ama Prill n Gina yang udah kelaperan (plus kehabisan "roti") ngacir ke warung K n tukang nasi goreng. Dan udah tepar di kasur. Tama, Neko-cchi sama Ayumu masih ngobrol di kamar.

... ETAUGASI LO, WARUNG K SEDANG DIKUASAI ANAK 1921 \/o/

Isinya banyak anak 1921. Belinya macem2. Ada coklat, softdrink, pringles (~~MINTAAA~~)

Abis itu, kita beli nasgor, terus balik ke kamar.

Sehabis makan (Kira2 jam 3-an malem tuh buahahah), Gina punya ide yang sangat bagus: Mandi.

FU-- MASIH JAM BERAPA INI WEY == Tapi katanya enak. Yaudah, gue malah ikutan mandi abis Ayumu pake anduk Neko-cchi. AJIB ANDUK GUE ILANG ASDGFHJKL.

Quote (super-uber) penting dari Gina: "Kalau mau ngintip aku, jangan lupa bawa hape."

Abis gue mandi, gue buka laptop, mau nyelesein dedline lineart Doormouse. Biasanya, SAI manjur bikin gue ngantuk. En bener. Abis gue selesai lining, gue matiin laptop, terus nyungsep ke bantal. (YES IMMA TOUCHPAD USER! NOT MOUSE, NOT TABLET. TOUCHPAD.) Itu jam.. Kira2 jam 4-5 pagi.

Bangun2, jam 7. Itu baru gue yang bangun. Gue ke kamar mandi aja dulu. Sikat gigi dulu, cuci muka.. abis gue selesai...

"BANGUN OI JAM 7 LIWAT. BERANGKAT JAM LAPAN KAN?"

Enem biji onggokan daging perlahan bangkit dari kasur, mendengar panggilan dari sebuah onggokan pete. Dan.. LANGSUNG RUSUH! Ada yang nyungsep ke kamar mandi, ada yang nyungsepin baju kedalem koper, ada yang balik nyungsep ke kasur, ada yang nyungsep ke WC (?), dan ada yang nyungsep ke dalem lemari buat ganti baju *lirik Ayumu*

Gue menyadari beberapa hal saat lari2 ngambil ~~Kolor~~ barang2 gue yang betebaran: masuk angin gue memarah n gue tiba2 badmood.

Abis selese packing, gue sama anggota Charlies Ancur masukin koper ke bus. Koper gue banting sekuat tenaga, walaupun gue tau tuh koper ada isi laptop. Ah gangaruh sih -_-

Terus kita ke restoran. Menunya nggak lebih baik, yakni soto ayam. Ada roti juga sih, tapi isinya udah abis. Kenapa gak direfill sih ahelah. Padahal kan biar berasa lebih.. "breakfast" gitu deh. Ini mah namanya sarapan. (KAGA ADA BEDANYA TOLOL)

Darisana, lanjut ke warung K. Gue sama Dan beli susu Stoberi. Ayumu ke tukang ayam, beli makanan emergency (contoh: Gue dan Milo). Mana gue pake kepleset ggg (lah udah ada tulisannya awas licin elunya kagak ati2)

Kita sampe di bus. Busnya udah dibuka, jadi ngetag tempat bisa kali. Sebus itu isinya baru 3 orang. Gue ambil seat yang sama kayak pas pulang. ELO SEMUA GAK ADA YANG BERHAK MINDAHIN GUE! INI BUKAN BIS LO. INI BUKAN BIS GUE. BIS INI PAKE SISTEM SIAPA CEPAT DIA DAPAT. DAN GUE LEBIH CEPET DARI ELO SEMUA YANG MAU DUDUK DISINI OKE?

Abis itu gue duduk. Sruput2 susu.

Ngeliat gedenya kotak susu ini, bisa dipastikan gue harus pipis di bus. Jadi gue nyamperin wali kelas n bilang "Bu, masih lama kan? Saya ke toilet dulu ya"

Gue gamungkin pake toilet kamar 121 karena kuncinya udah dikembaliin ama prill. So gue pake toilet hotel. Oh, kekunci.

Gue nungguin..

..

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2000 tahun kemudian...

ANJIR LAMA BENER LU BOKER. Ah yaudah, gue ketok aja. Gaada yang nyahut. Asem lu. Gue akhirnya balik ke bus. Bodo ah ngompol juga.

Gue dateng dari pintu belakang. Gue nyamperin tempat gue dan.. mendapati tas Ira n Mei nangkring di tempat gue sementara tas gue dipindah ke kursi 3 orang yang masih kosong.

...

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There.

Abis itu orangnya pada dateng. Include Panda.

Gue: "Apa apaan nih maksudnya?"
Mei: "Hah? Ooh.. Yang mindahin tas lu Panda kayaknya"

...

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Gue kesel banget sama Panda pas itu. Akhirnya gue cuma bisa mindahin tas ke deket jendela n nyeruput susu--

HEH, MANA YA SUSU GUE?

*lirik (mantan) tempat duduk gue*

... Disitu. Dibawah kursi itulah gue naro si susu stoberi tercinta.

Gue: "Ra, tolong ambilin kotak susu dibawah kursi lo dong"
Ira: "Iya.. Aagh.. Yah, muncrat. Nih ta. Lo kaga bilang nih kotak susu ada isinya"
Gue: "Makasih" *gaada yang bilang tuh kotak susu kosong juga :\

PENGANGGURAN WEY ==

2010-05-22T08:37:00.000-07:00

Nakitakute nakenakute
Naku no nara namida wo fuite
Datte kawaii no ha egao ga ichiban deshou?
Dakedo zenbu to iwasete
-Kibou no Kakera - Nana Kitade (Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z)-

MUORNING GUUUUYS *plak* Iye iye gue salah, IPENING GAAAAAIIIS~

Tiba2 gue kangen ama PPG Z deh (tunjuk lirik diatas). Yang dulu di Indosiar itu ta? Iyooh. Tapi saya mah nontonnye liwat yutup.

Btw, 19 LULUS 100% YEEEEEIY!
Yahelah berita lama ta. Kaga apdet banget dah lu. Sori. Gue sih udah ribut begini di twitter ya. Tapi berhubung gue baru apdet blog, boleh dong gue ribut sekarang.

Yang aneh: Gue Lulus! Bersyukur banget, tapi aneh. Kok orang kayak gue bisa lulus sih? Belajar tengah malem doang, pake diseling twitter, nggambarin soal... Kok bisa gitu gue lulus? Ah yaudah deh. Bersyukur aja gitu yak dipikirin amat =P

Pengen cerita nih guys. Hari jum'at tanggal 14, gue dateng ke sekolah. Gue nanyain soal gladiresik wisuda yang katanya bakal ada tanggal 15 ke wali kelas. Terus dia bilang bener ada. Ngumpul di Aula, jam 8, tanggal 15. Gue sebar dong ke twitter. Scara gue udah dapet informasi terpercaya.

Besoknya, gue nyampe kecepetan, berhubung 74nya ngebut. Gue liat alat2 band dikeluarin, sound system segala macem dipasang, Janitor mondar mandir. Baru dikit banget anak yang ada disitu.

Nah, gue liat ada salah satu karyawan 19 main drum. Ngikutin lagu yang lagi disetel gitu deh. Dengan polosnya gue bilang :"Bang, ajarin drumnya dong!" DAN BENERAN DIAJARIN! Lagunya aja ampe dimatiin ama dia. Thank you boss.

Gue mulai dari dasarnya dulu. Pertama dikenalin dulu bagian2nya. Terus suruh "kick" bass... Terus getok2in Snare... Terus Cymbal.. Abis itu disuruh nyoba ketukan yang dia kasih. Bass+cymbal - cymbal - Bass+Snare. Banyak salah. Yes, namanya juga belajar yegaksih? Tapi suaranya itu loh.. DRUM ITU KAN BERISIK! KEDENGERAN DARI UJUNG SEKOLAH KE UJUNG LAINNYA. DAN PERMAINAN PERTAMA GUE INI BISA BIKIN NANGIS SEPULUH BAYI KAMPUNG SEBELAH *lebay*

Lama2 gue bisa. Yep. Akhirnya gue bisa ngendaliin kaki gue yang nginjek bass kebanyakan. Eh terusnya.. Gue diajarin roll. Tau kan? Yang getok2in drum dari ujung kanan ke kiri. Yang bunyinya dugdugdug CES! Yup. Getok kanan-kiri snare, kanan-kiri tom, terus kanan-kiri apaituyaguelupa *plak*. DAN GUE BISA YEEEEY!

Waktu main drum, walaupun baru belajar, gue enjoy banget. Yah, dari dulu, gue udah ngimpi bisa main drum sih. Jadi sekarang bisa dasarnya aja udah seneng banget. Walaupun kaki sama bagian atas dada gue pegel, gue tetep seneng loh mainnya. Akhirnya gue tetep mempelajari drum sampe jam lapan seperempat n udahan karena udah jamnya gladi resik. Tapi sampe hari ini, gue masih menggunakan pensil sebagai stik drum dan pura2 main. Makasih ya boss, udah ngajarin!

Soal gladiresiknya, GUE TUNGGU SAMPE JAM 10 KAGAK ADA! Padahal bu Yati, orang komite, sama beberapa janitor 19 aja bilang "Ya, hari ini ada gladi kotor" BAHKAN SI IWAN (penjual teh) AJA BILANG ADA! CUMA MANA DGFHJDFSFGHJKHGF GUE TAKUT DISALAHIN GEGARA NGASIH INFO SALAH NIIIH!

Cukup berguna gue kesekolah. Pertama, gue belajar drum tadi. Kedua, gue sama Dan (Yes, namanya Dan. Bukan dan yang berarti "and" dan bersimbol "&") bikin surat lunas segala macem. Katanya surat ini penting banget buat ngambil ijazah n buku tahunan. Ketiga, GUE BELI K-ON! 1 YAHOOOOOH! Awalnya gue ngerasa selfish karena pada sebenernya gue cuma numpang tengger bareng Dan, Dian-senpai, Niko-senpai, Una, n temennya Una yang bisa kita sebut Tika ke Blok M skuer nyari dipidi. Udah SKSD, ngilfilin, seenaknya narik ke gramed lagi. Sumpah imej gue pasti ancur banget =)) =)) Dan keempat.. GUE DAPET SLURPEE YAY! *makasih buat sumbangan slurpeenya ya Una, Dan, Dian-senpai, n especially Tika yang udang ngasih seperempat slurpeenya ke gue karena ga abis =))*

Btw, gue udah menjauhi dunia vocaloid nih..
Makin lama, lagunya nggak mendukung kuping gue. Lagu Voca yang terakhir gue suka itu baru Rolling Girl (itu juga gegara blognya Kuroha Ai) Gue cuma kadang2 nyari di yutup. N belum ada yang gue suka. Sekarang gue malah tergila2 sama lagunya GaGa. Walaupun baru denger sedikit, gue suka suaranya. DAN MUSIKNYA GUE BANGET UOOOH. Wait, gue meninggalkan kesukaan gue pada suatu hal yang menyangkut ke-otakuan dan beralih pada realita. Poin otaku gue ngurang. Ironis.

*lirik judul* AH YES, SEKARANG GUE PENGANGGURAN!
Gue sekolah kagak, kerja bororaah. Lo kagak sekolah ta? Kaga SMA lo? Bukan gitu maksudnya. Gue nunggu sampe PPDB Online dibuka n itu baru akhir Juni. Terus sekarang gue ngapain dong? Ke sekolah aja gak ada penting pentingnya. Tapi tanggal 28 Mei nanti.. GUE KE JOGJA HELL YEAH! ... Walaupun sampe sekarang gue gatau apa2 soal detilnya.

Melihat gue yang pengangguran ini, akhirnya nyokap pun cerita.

Nyokap: "Kak, temen ibu anaknya bisnis di FB loh kak."
Gue: "Hooh bagus. Banyak kok yang kayak begitu."
Nyokap: "Jadi dia tuh buka inet berguna kak. Emang kamu kerjanya chatting ama gambar doang?"
Gue: (agak kesel dibanding2in. Bikin Denial) "... Kalo aku mau, aku bisa aja ikut kontes gambar di devART loh bu (nyokap tau devART kok). Hadiahnya sih bisa aja duit. Tapi ngirimnya liwat paypal. Aku belom 17 tahun, mana bisa punya paypal?"
Nyokap: "OH BISA GITU KAK? Daripada kamu pengangguran sebulan ini, mendingan kamu ikut2 kontes sana. Ga dapet, ya udah. Dapet, Alhamdulillah. Nih pake rekeningnya ibu aja, bikin paypal sana"
Gue: (ohfuckplz icon @devART)

NAH YANG NYOKAP GATAU ITU, GAMBAR GUE TERLALU JELEK UNTUK MENANDINGI JUTAAN DEWA-DEWA DEVIANTART YANG MUNGKIN IKUT KONTES ITU JUGA! APALAGI KOLORING GUE ITU SANGAT BERANTAKAN! PALING GA BISA LIGHTING N SHADING! GIMANE CARANYA MAU MENANG?

Jadi sekarang, gue ngejar2 duit nih lewat devART. Mungkin duitnya bisa buat bantu bayar SMA atau bantu ningkatin rumah. Yah, ngejar "keberuntungan" aja sih. Kalo dapet mah bagus, kalo nggak ya udah. Makannya ikut kontesnya yang banyak. Sekali gugur, lo bisa dapet harapan. Waktu sebulan itu cukup kok buat nyelesein puluhan gambar ber-color kalo lo ga pemales kayak gue =))

Well, kayaknya udah dulu deh guys. Oiya tunggu:

ANAK 19 YANG UDAH TAU DAFTAR2 SMA, NGURUSIN IJAZAH DKK, DETIL2 BUAT ACARA KE JOGJA, DLL TOLONG SAPA GUE YA DI inta_blue (Y!M) ATAU flute_orienta (MSN) GUE OL TERUS KOK WALAUPUN KELIATAN INVIS TOLONG BANGET YA OKE THANK YOU.

Bye UN and Welcome US + UP + UMS

2010-04-17T22:29:00.000-07:00

I wanted to stay awake till morning
When I was an impatient child
Now I'm chasing after time
If only I could do nothing but sleep
-Sky Chord - Tsuji Shion (ED 18 Bleach)-

HAI SEMUANYAAAAAAAAA /waves dengan semangat joeang 75

UN udah selese loh (terus?). N gue lancar2 aja ngerjainnya. Makasih ya do'anya! Manjur banget =3.Gue sih optimis-optimis aja dapet 35 keatas (Udah kepedean gini, taunya dapet 25. Naujubilah jangaaaaaan DX). Amin aja deh gue dapet NEM bagus.

... Meskipun NEM gak menjamin gue bisa masuk SMA 8.

Yup, sangat menyebalkan. Tiba2 SMAN Unggulan bikin tes masuk tanggal 5-6 Mei (UMS = Ujian Masuk SMA). Yah, SMAN unggulan itu diantaranya 8, 28, 3, 70, 78, dkk yang mungkin belom gue sebut. Apa-apaan ini? Mending ya kalo 4 pelajaran itu doang, kita tinggal ngereview apa yang kita pelajarin pas UN. LAHINI KOK ADA IPSNYA? Demi apapun, gue ga terima =\

Terus buat apa kita UN gitu kalo misalnya cuma buat 20% masuk SMA2 tersebut? (Ryan Yonata's answer: Buat masuk 47. *...*) Kalo mau buat kelulusan, kenapa nggak pake US aja yang sebenernya LEBIH MENGERIKAN DIBANDING UN? Udah gitu pake Tes Administrasi. Kan minimal nilai rapot 5 semester 75, tapi kalo dirasa masih rendah n gak memungkinkan untuk ikut tes, maka kita langsung guggur. BELOM TES UDAH GUGUR ADUH MALU AMAT! So, taktik gue biar gak langsung nyerah, gue bersiasat daftar tes buat 3 SMA ini: 8, 28, 3. Nah, biarkan mereka melewati tes administrasi dulu. kalo keterima yang 8, 28 ama 3 tinggal batal! Mudah sekali bukan?

Kenapa gue begitu terobsesi sama 8?
Karena gue pengen ngerasain gimana rasanya digencet ama belajar. 19, unggulan gini, kaga digencet belajar. Mana itu gurunya, kita mau US kok malah lebih milih kelas 7 n 8? (Maap, ini kenyataan. Kalo sakit ati, bawanya ke saya aja.. Nggak usah seangkatan cmx 21) Dan karena 8 itu SMA peringkat 1 se SMAN Jakarta, gue pikir gue bisa bikin prestasi baru disitu n masuk ITB dengan mudah. ITB itu bandung, sedangkan gue orang Jakarta. Nggak gampang kan orang dari daerah luar Bandung masuk ke ITB? Logika aja sih...

Dan... GUE PENGEN NGERASAIN GIMANA ITU NGEKOS!
Walaupun gue orangnya apa2 takut, gabisa rapi, dll dsb, gue tetep penasaran gimana sih rasanya idup sendiri. Lagian, ama BoNyok dibolehin kok. So kenapa nggak?

Nah cukup angan2nya, dan lihat hari esok.

Betulan. Hari esok itu... KAN ADA US! KOK MALAH NGAPDET BLOG INI GIMANA SIH?
Gue gaada niat belajar buat US. Tapi bukan berarti ga niat lulus. Ayolaaah... UN UN aja, US US aja... MALES TAU KALO 2-2NYAAAA!!! US lebih menantang bu. Nilai terendah 65, kalo nggak gak lulus. UN aja cuma 55. Wuhanjeeeng paan nih masa ntar cuma gegara seni budaya yang ngemalesi gue jadi ga lulus. PENTING GAK SIH GUE BELAJAR DEWA DEWI MUSIK? PENTING GAK SIH GUE TAU DARIMANA ASAL ARIRANG? (gue tau ini Korean, but still...) DAN PENTING GAK SIH GUE TAU BAHAN2 NGEBATIK WONG NGELUKIS AJA SAYA NGGAK NIAT?

Woo woo woo... Kok gue jadi nge-caps ya?

Adalagi UP, kayak orang gila banget pianika n suling yang diajarin di sekolah itu NGGAK DIBOLEHIN? Boleh aja sih, cuma nilai lo jadi jelek. Dan APA INI LAGU YANG PERNAH DIAJARIN DISEKOLAH GABOLEH DIMAININ? Boleh sih, cuma ntar nilai lo dipotong 30%. LAH TERUS BUAT APA KITA 3 TAHUN BELAJAR SULIIIING? AH BEGO BENEER SIH YANG NGASIH UJIAN.

Ahah, tau ah. Pokoknya Ujian itu menyebalkan.

Wish me Luck aja gue lancar US n masuk 8 ya! AMIIIIIN!

Saa, gue lanjut belajar [OL] dulu. Bye bye~

Blog Update Before Rest In Peace (+ Repiu DRRR!)

2010-03-04T07:42:00.000-08:00

(I'm here) Wherever you may be
(Call me) We'll be as one
(Trust me) These feelings for you will never change
(My tear) Just put down
(Trust me) Those burdens you're carrying
I exist for your sake

Trust Me - Yuya Matsushita (DRRR! ED)

Hey ya mai bilapet raideeer! *mabok*

Lihat perubahan di blog ini? Yep, gue ganti template ama yang ada di Blogskins. Udah lama gue suka template2 yang ada di sana, scara unik n keren2. Tapi selalu bermasalah sama HTMLnya. Sekarang gue tau triknya /joy.

Peringatan gue aja nih buat yang kebetulan mampir ke blog gue. Kalo mau baca posting blog, mending baca dulu semua sampe anda puas, baru klik salah satu kotak di bawah tulisan SELECT yang anda inginkan. Soalnya kalo anda klik itu dulu... Anda harus refresh blog ini buat baca postingnya ^^; Agak nggak praktis ya? Udah deh biarin =9 Nanti saya pasang header aja.

*lirik judul* Kenapa "Before RIP" ta? Emang lo mau mati besok? Naujubilah min jaliik jangan gitu dong ~~justru do'ain saya umur panjang. Saya aminin deh~~ =3= RIP itu maksudnya Rest In Peace.Mati (walaupun mati suri) di dunia inet untuk sementara. Soalnya...

UN MENDEKAT SODARA2! BANGKITLAH DARI KUBUR (?)

Wah aneh lo ta. Bukannya belajar malah nyuruh orang bangkit dari kubur. Serem dong? Maksud gue, bangkitlah dari timbunan sifat santai, malas-malasan, dan hawa napsu untuk sementara ini (wess kata2nya). Ayo kita belajar dulu yang rajin \o/ ^_^ <--- Mendorong sifat malas sendiri yang sudah mendarah daging oTL

... Gue ngomong gitu juga, gue belom tobat lho -_-

Gue masih sante2, males belajar kalo udah dirumah. Di sekolah sih, semangat ga semangat tergantung gurunya. Di bimbel? Pelajarannya apa dulu.. Kalo bahasa Indonesia, gue males. Kalo Bahasa Inggris, paling ga jauh2 dari pengetahuan gue yang Verb 3 n Verb 2 <-- Ngerasa bisa semua. Kalo Matematika n Fisika, gue ga bakal mau suruh ngitung di kelas itu juga. Soalnya BERISIIIK! Lah terus yang lo perhatiin apa? Biologi, karena suka ada Fun Bio Fact nyelip banyak~ =9 (Kalo yang Biologi ini sih, di sekolah semangat, di bimbel apalagi)

Oiya!
"YA ALLAH, BERILAH AKU PENERANGAN (bukan lampu -_-) DAN KEMUDAHAN DALAM MENGERJAKAN UJIAN NASIONAL TANGGAL 29 MARET NANTI... AMIN! YA ALLAH, JAUHKANLAH AKU DARI GODAAN SYAITHAN YANG TERKUTUK, AMIIN!"

Pastinya gue udah sering ngomong gini, tapi gue ngomong lagi ya:
Guys, do'ain gue lancar ya ngerjain UN. Semoga gue bisa dapet nem cukup buat masuk SMA tanpa nyontek samasekali. Amin =) Mohon Do'anya ya.. Makasih.

Sekarang apa? OH YESH! DURARARA 9 N BAKATEST 9 HARI INI RILIS! /joy So kita bisa nunggu 3-4 hari lagi buat dapet LQ ber engsub-nya di cyber12 =DDDD.

Bakatest sih udah pernah gue review. Durarara belom ya? Oke oke, ini diaa:

Gambar 1 versi manga, gambar 2 versi anime.

~~LIHAT BETAPA IMUTNYA KIDA DAN IZAYA! JANGAN LUPA MELIHAT BETAPA MANISNYA ANRI! SAMA SAMA SAMA LIAT BETAPA COOLNYA SHIZUO DENGAN BAJU BARTENDER DAN ROKOK! JUGA MUKA UKE MIKADO AUOUOO~~

Maap, saya ngerror dulu. Marilah saya jelaskan lebih lanjut..

DURARARA! (Singkatnya DRRR! Jangan tanya saya kenapa judulnya begini) sebenarnya adalah novel karya Ryohgo Narita yang bercerita tentang.. Apa ya.. Dullahan di kota Ikebukuro, Tokyo. Apalagi itu Dullahan? Dullahan itu katanya salah satu mitos Irlandia tentang orang idup tanpa kepala. Gatau pasti juga sih..

Dullahan yang ada di Ikebukuro ini cewek. Namanya Celty Sturluson ~~GYAAAAA CELTYYYYY!!~~. Dia kemana2 pake motor item, baju item, n helm kuning kuping kucing. Dia kehilangan kepalanya n ngerasain kalo kepalanya ada di Jepang, tepatnya di Ikebukuro. Sekalian dia nyari, dia punya kerja juga sebagai 'deliverer'. Dipekerjakan oleh "crush"nya, Shinra Kishitani, dokter illegal yang super cute. Celty juga tinggal dirumahnya Shinra ini. Walaupun Celty tak berkepala, dia bisa denger suara orang n ngerespon lewat iPhone ato laptop.

Simpen dulu Celty sama Shinra di otak. Soalnya anime n manga ini punya banyak sisi.

Ryugamine Mikado, pendatang baru Ikebukuro, dateng buat sekolah di SMA Raika Ikebukuro. Dia dijemput sama temen lamanya, Masaomi Kida, the cute and acts-like-the-most-perfect-boy. Kida inilah yang nge-guide Mikado. Orang2 yang harus dihindari, Orihara Izaya n Heiwajima Shizuo. Geng2 yang ada di Ikebukuro. Dollars, geng warna yang paling kuat. Sampe kenalan2nya di Ikebukuro.

Waktu Mikado ama Kida lagi di pinggir jalan, Celty lewat. Pada saat itulah, Mikado merasakan 'kekaguman' pada Celty. Rasa ini bakal terus kebawa sampe nanti2.. Kayaknya. Catet aja dulu.

Di SMA Raika, Mikado ketemu big-boobed cewek bernama Sonohara Anri. Cewek ini misterius banget, walaupun manis. Menurut gue, Anri sama Celty secara tidak langsung ada kaitannya, walaupun cuma satu sampe lima persen.

Marilah kita berkenalan dengan Heiwajima Shizuo. Shizuo itu cool, berambut pirang, suka pake kacamata biru, ngerokok, n pake baju bartender ~~yang menjadi senjata kekerenannya~~. Dia ini kuat banget, ampe bisa lempar mesin minuman kaleng itu. Shizuo benci tu de meks sama Orihara Izaya. Nah waktu suatu hari dia ketemu Izaya lagi jalan bareng Mikado n Kida, dia langsung lempar tong sampah yang gede. Nice Shoot, kena ke Izaya lho! Satu2nya orang yang bisa nyetop Shizuo itu Simon Bhelzenev (gini bukan sih?), pedagang Sushi asal Rusia-Afrika. Orangnya tinggi, item, n gedee banget.

Semua karakter yang gue sebutin berkaitan satu sama lain. Tapi karena episotnya belom lengkap sampe abis, saya nggak mau nyotoy. Jadi ya penjelasannya nanti2 aja ya. Tonton ato baca aja sendiri.

PREFER ANIME THAN MANGA! Bener deh. Kalian boleh bilang Shinra jelek di komiknya. Kalian boleh bilang Celty flat chest n ngebosenin di komiknya. Di animenya? BEDA TO THE EXTREME! Ubahlah pandangan anda!

Nah, sleep dulu ya all. Bye =)

Gini Lho, HMBS.. + Review Baka to Test to Shokanjuu

2010-02-17T09:03:00.000-08:00

If we stay idiots, we’ll be manly men
Is that our common sense and the lack thereof?
Rules are useless in this world
It’s all a pre-packaged meal and the weak eats the strong
Baka Go Home - Milktub (ED1 Baka to test to shokanjuu)

Hey guys. Kesibukan kelas 9 bikin gue hampir ga sempet buka blog sendiri! (Buka twitter sih tiap hari.. *plak*) TO sini TO situ UTS disini UH disono. Tiada minggu tanpa ngebulet2in dan tiada nilai diatas 87 ==;

Posting gue yang ini, sifatnya cuma buat orang2 bersangkutan. Buat memperjelas aja. Gue lagi nahan emosi banget kemaren... Ngikutin PLKJ aja gue setengah sadar. Buat yang ga ada hubungannya, gue saranin baca repiu Bakatest aja ya dibawah. Must watch banget dah tuh anime! (Yaoi ada, Yuri tersedia. Straight pun masuk)

Tadi siang, gue kasih surat ke Miss Cicik terus kabur ke tangga. Gimana si Miss Cicik ngebacanya. Apakah dia malah ngomongin gue, anggep gue penakut n pengecut, kecewa ama cara pikir gue (kayak Asuka), nganggep gue kayak Cantya, ato malah jadi ngegibahin gue? (SUMPAH TA LO GR TU DE MAKS!)

Isinya udah pada tau kan? Pritha yang bukan HMBS aja tau. Gue menyatakan keluar dari HMBS.

Gue tau HMBS bukan gank. Tapi gue juga salah kalo ngomong "HMBS itu hanya tempat". Kalo gue bilang tempat, berarti Ayumu ama Panda yang ikutan main2 di HMBS itu anak HMBS juga dong? Bukan tuh. Mereka sendiri yang ngomong. Entah sejak kapan gue dibilang Anak HMBS, dan sekarang gue pingin ngilangin gelar itu.

Kenapa ta? Gegara HMBS kan lo punya banyak temen? Gegara HMBS kan lo tau beberapa 'updates'? Gegara HMBS kan ta lo baikan sama Nekocchi, Tama-nyan, n Prill? Ya. Makasiih banget. Tapi sekarang gue mau lepas. Kalo yang lain pada kumpul2, gue ga usah diajak aja sekalian. Daripada kalo gue masih HMBS, gue ikut ngumpul, tiba2 ngomongin "si itu kemaren makan uler". Hey, what the fuck is 'si itu'? Gue kayak ditinggalin.

Gue agak nyesel ngasi surat itu. Harusnya kalo gue gamau gabung kalian lagi, ya gue gausah ngomong apa2. Kayak Taiki yang main ninggalin. Nah masalahnya, kalo gue tiba2 bediri deket kalian, gue dipanggil "Inta, sini sini". Gue jadi ga tega ninggalin para anak HMBS. Niat kalian baik mau ngajak gue gabung kalian, tapi guenya jadi keganggu karena gue ada niat pisah dari kalian. Harapan gue ngasih surat itu tuh, biar kalian tau gue gamau ke HMBS lagi. Biar gue ga dipanggil lagi.

Ada orang yang gue sebel di HMBS. Ada beberapa orang yang berusaha gue jauhin dari HMBS. Itulah sebab utama gue mau keluar dari HMBS. Gue gamau ngomong orang2 itu siapa, liat aja dari sikap2 gue di sekolah. Yang jelas lebih dari satu. Berdo'a aja semoga gue hidup tenang tanpa gangguan dan jauh dari mereka SMA nanti.. Dapet cowok yang saling suka, dan menjalankan hari2 SMA dengan senyum tanpa mereka. Amin.

Kenapa gue nahan emosi Ohoo.. Enggak. Cuma lagi ngerasa harus "Duuh sabaaaaar banget" buat beberapa orang.

Naha, yang gue bingung sekarang, gue jadi ga berani deket2 anak HMBS. Takut keseret lagi. Takut diledek entah gimana (gue tuh orangnya gak fair banget sih. Sering ngejek orang tapi diejek dikit rasanya mau nangis). Terus kalo gue ga berani deket2, gue ga bisa temenan ama lo semua dong? Sama kasusnya kayak nekocchi dkk dulu. Yah.. Gapunya temen lagi dong gue *swt*.

AHAH BODO AH LANJUT AJA. Gue udah ngambil keputusan, sekarang nikmati hidup.

Tu de repiu~!

Gambar 1 versi manga. Gambar 2 versi anime =P

Ada yang udah nonton ato baca Baka to Test to Shokanjuu?
The anime is waay funnier (?) than the comic.

Serius. Soalnya movement animenya udah lebih.. Halus (?) dari beberapa anime keluaran 2008 ato 2006. Ga percaya, tonton aja bu. Terus juga jokesnya... Lebih baru (?). Walau gambar moe moe, must watch deeh!

Emang ceritanya tentang apaan sih ta? Kata kuncinya ada di perbedaan kelas. Jadi ada sekolah Fumizuki, yang basis kelasnya tuh "makin pinter, makin bagus kelasnya". Sedangkan Tokoh utama (Yoshii) itu ada di kelas F, kelas terendah. Apa2 kalo rusak, betulin sendiri. Mejanya dari kardus. Duduknya lesehan. Wah.. Jelek banget deh.

Temen lamanya Yoshii, Yuuji, selalu punya ide aneh2. Cool, tapi idenya diluar orang2 ber-IQ 140 (melainkan ide orang2 berIQ 90). Ceweknya juga ada, Himeji si lembut pemalu pinter n Minami yang brave tapi buta kanji. Ada cowok cantik yang namanya Hideyoshi Kinoshita (incaran para bishie hunters). Tsuchiya juga, cowok pervert yang seringnya nosebleed nosebleed, tapi kocak banget.

Di sekolah ini, ada sistem 'Summon'. Summon ini kayak versi chibi dari karakter, yang kekuatannya dihitung berdasarkan nilai. Summon dipake buat battle ngerebutin kelas, atau hal2 lain yang perlu berantem. Kalo Summonnya udah bernilai jongkok, harus buru2 lari ngambil tes pemulihan. Tesnya matematika, bahasa, pokoknya gitu2 deh. Sayangnya, summon hanya bisa dipake di sekolah. Diluar sekolah, hanya bisa diaktifin sama guru.

Terus 'Love Story'nya gimana ta? Ada yaoi, ada yuri, adastraight. Macem2 kok. Dan lucunya, semua bisa masuk dalam satu anime dengan timing (?) pas. Wakakakak. Aneh dah cekaa.

Buat Bishie Hunters, awas kena Hideyohi's hot hot attack. Muagaggaagaaa! <--- Korban

Udah ya. Bye all!

Minggu yang sesuai!

2010-01-12T05:53:00.000-08:00

Ah, do I want to love, do I wanna be loved
I can't remember which I have chosen
You are hurting me while I'm hurting you
We both are living our lives
-Monochroact - Miku Hatsune-

Seminggu di sekolah aja kok udah bikin gue swt gede2 ya? Cuma gegara nambah PM loh padahal. Oke, sebenernya sih ga cuma itu. Tapi.. Ah yaudah deh. Nanti lo pada juga bakal tau kenapa yegak? Makannya gue mau cerita ==;

Gue cerita aja ya tentang hari yang gue liwatin minggu ini dulu. Insya Allah bakal gue apdet lagi.

Senin - Hari Kesel:

Dalem kalender gue, hari Senin adalah hari kesel gue. Hari dimana gue punya alasan buat ngerasa kesel n marah besar.

Ya. Ada salah satu alasannya. Yakni gegara.. PAK JOKO! Ya, orang yang bikin gue bosen di kelas. Seriusan dia ngomong apaan aja gue kaga ngerti. Kenapa sih guru fisika gue dari kelas 7 ga ada yang bener? Pelajaran yang nggak semua orang minat tuh mbok ya dibikin menarik, cerita2, n modern gitu pake LCD. Lah ini? Gurunya aja gaptek. Berulang kali ngomong "Yak, ditulis dulu ditulis dulu..." Panjang lagi. Agila ni guru mau bikin gue mati kutu? Guru ini nongol waktu PM selama 1 jam, n 2 jam pas pelajaran wajib. Asdfghjkl bosen kan ketemu diaa lagi~ *jreng* Dia lagii~ *jdreeng* Eh nongol lagiiiih *malah nyanyi*

Kalo yang selanjutnya? Yang bikin gue paling badmood. Itu gegara BAHASA INDONESIA. (Ini lebih mirip curhat. Kalo ga suka orang curhat depan umum, mendong jangan dibaca. Lagi emosi banget ini gue. Kalo lo ngelarang gue nulis yang begini, ga bakal gue peduliin. Ini bukan blog lo, tau.)

Karena masuk sekolah jadi maju jam 6.10, jelas dong gue bangun lebih pagi dan berangkat lebih pagi. Gue juga punya alaan buat ngantuk. Gini2, gue masih anak2 woy -.-

Karena pelajaran Fisika yang bikin gue jadi super ngantuk, gue berniat untuk menggunakan jam pelajaran Bahasa Indonesia buat tidur. Bukan maksud gue mau tidur sepanjang Bahas Indonesia, tapi kalo mau kasih tugas, cepetan. Makin cepet gue ngerjain n ngumpulin, makin lama waktu tidur gue.

Jadi gue mau nanya ke wali kelas gue yang kebetulan guru Bahasa Indonesia. Kebetulan di deket meja guru itu ada Ishii, Aji, sama Ko lagi ngobrol. Sedangkan wali kelas gue lagi meriksa tugas. Baru ngomong pembuka "Bu saya ngantuk deh..." Terus tau2 dipotong sama wali kelas "Halah kamu pasti pengen ngomong kalo.." Tau2 Aji nyahut "Kalo AH INI KAN BAHASA INDONESIA DOANG. Mending gitu lo dapet seratus. Lo juga GA BAKAL KALI DAPET 100!"

Gue speechless.

.. What was that?

Baru gue mau ngebales kesotoyan Aji, tau2 Ishii ngomong "Semoga deh Ko dapet nilai 100 bahasa Indonesia" yang langsung diamini oleh 4 orang yang kebetulan ada disana.

Gue temen baiknya Ko dari kelas 8, tapi gue sama sekali ga mau ngaminin. Karena... Kok ga hormatin banget sih? Abis ngejekin orang tentang nlai langsung berdoa temen lain dapet nilai paling sempurna? Belum tau rasanya ya? Kayak kalo di komik tuh jleb2 gitu deeeh! Ya ya ya, mungkin perlu gue cobain ke elo satu2! Walopun gue tau kalian ga se-sensi gue.

Kayaknya tuh mereka bener2 nyindir gue. Apalagi si Aji blak2an banget pake ngomong "Lo juga GA BAKAL KALI DAPET 100!" Eh, lo ngomong kenceng woy. Kata2 lo itu do'a. Jadi lo ngedo'ain gue bahasa Indonesia gue jelek terus. IYA?!? Dan nada lo ga main2. JADI LO BENERAN DOA'IN GUE, IYA GITU? Mau nyaingin orang bukan begini caranya!

Demi apapun gue pengen banget nyumpelin kertas ke mulut 4 orang laknat itu. Mo telen kek mo muntah kek mo mati kek, terserah. Rasain nih sakit hatinya gue. Kalo kelulusan nggak ditentuin faktor akhlak juga, gue bener2 bakal masukin kertas ke mulut 4 orang itu.

Malemnya gue omongin abis2an di twitter. Gue bener2 gamau nganggep mereka temen gue semalem itu. Gue ga peduli. Mo marah? Ayo marah ke gue. Biar gue jelasin kesalahan lo. Bukannya minta maaf malah marah lagi. Emang sih mimpi apa gue lo pada jadi minta maaf gitu ke gue. Tetep, gue baru bisa bener2 maafin elo pada kalo elo pada yang minta maaf terutama si Aji.

Niat baik kok yang ada malah makan ati? Mau tidur juga jadi susah gegara wali kelas gue ngebacot dulu. Heran gue ama wali kelas sotoy dan temen2 yang nggak kalah sotoy. Speechless tau nggak? Nggak tau speechless? Kamus banyak di Internet.

... Gue heran kenapa pas abis kejadian gue malah cengar cengir. Apalagi gue sempet2nya ngobrolin 'cowok cute' (mungkin sasaran Gay Aji) sama Aji waktu mau nyebrang. Emosi ini baru nongol sore2 pulang BTA.

Malemnya gue mimpi ngebunuh seluruh isi sekolah dengan tangan gue sendiri. "19 Berdarah karena Emosi Seorang Gadis Kecil" itu judul berita di koran yang gue baca di penjara abis ngebunuh seluruh isi SMP 19, menunggu hukuman mati.

Selasa - Hari beruntung:

Sudah menjadi tradisi untuk menunggu motor selesai dipanaskan sebelum dipakai. Sambil nunggu, gue liat2 jalanan. Dan ternyata mobil anak bangsat alias Aji lewat di depan rumah gue. Gue diem aja ngeliatin tuh mobil. Emosi gue meluap lagi.

Waktu berangkat... Gue kegerimisan. Jadi aja jaket gue basah ==. Masuk kelas jadi adem gegara air ujan di jaket~

PM matematika, hmm..

Gue ke depan buat nanya suatu soal. Inget ini walaupun ga nyambung: Jaket item gue diselempangin di kursi. Abis gue balik nanya, gue bingung. Kenapa ada jaket item di meja? Siapa yang mindahin?

Terus.. Tuh Jaket gue pangku-pangku di rok gue.. Sambil dengerin pembahasan soal dari seorang Masni Yetti. Tapi kok, basah banget ya? Perasaan tadi jaket gue gak sebasah ini.

Tiba2 Rendra megang jaket item yang lagi gue pangku2 "Sori" kata dia. Lho lho lho...?
"Kok? Kenapa.. Jaket...?" Gue cuma bisa ngomong gitu sambil pasang muka heran. "Ini jaket gue, liat? Jaket lo sih di kursi" kata dia gitu. Tapi bener loh. Jadi dari tadi gue mangku jaket cowok toh astaga malu2in amat *swt*

Gegara Bahasa Inggris yang menyatukan kembali Gue bersama 3 anak comberan di atas, kesel gue sama mereka ademan. Untung ada Panda, ada yang masih bisa gue baikin. Semua memang berjalan baik2 saja dan biasa2 saja sampai saat pulang...

Biasalaah, gue kalo pulang naek 74 pasti bareng Aji n Tan hari selasa. Hari ini pun juga sama. Gue duduk di belakang bareng Aji sedangkan Tan duduknya agak jauh dari gue.

Di sekitar Arteri, gue ketiduran. N dibangunin sama sesuatu yang nyentuh bibir gue.

Apakah itu saudara-saudara sekaliaan?

Pas gue melek, ternyata itu kupingnya si Aji. Wat de hel?!? !@#?>^*^&%#$!%O(U$%#Y%^$@ Kenapa tiba2 didepan gue begini? Rupanya si Aji terlalu pules tidur sampe nunduk2 ke gue segala. Gue mau bangunin juga kasian, soalnya gue juga pernah nyenderin bahu orang laen saking ngantuknya. Tapi yang jadi masalah itu... Diliatin orang wey! Apalagi tuh bis bisa dibilang penuh sama anak2 muma *swt*.

Ini udah di lingkungan depsos. Tan udah turun dari tadi sih.... Ngeliat ga ya dia? Semoga kaga deh. Daripada gue mikirin, mending gue nyuekin orang2 yang ngeliatin gue sama Aji dengan tidur. Tapi tidurnya di punggung Aji aja biar kesensor. Kalo gue ngiler, ya maap deh =P

Sampe bukit mas, gue bangun. Gara2nya sekarag adalah jidat Aji yang udah ada di tangan gue. Udah deket woy, jadi gue bangunin aja. Ha, siapa suruh tidur kepulesan?

Tapi hari ini gue bisa dibilang beruntung karena *piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* *piiiiiiiiip* *piiiiiiip* Ahahaha sifatnya pribadi dan bersangkutan dengan my beloved master~ XD (My Beloved Master = Gebetan -___-')

Malemnya, gue ngasih link posting gue ini ke Ishii n Aji. Entah apa yang bakal mereka bilang. Apakah menghindar dengan mulus, ngebacot, ga mau ngalah, ato langsung minta maaf? Well, let's see.

Rabu:

Hari ini, gue membawa celana olah raga n anduk kecil buat bikin iklan. Yeha, aneh bener dah ntu tugas bahasa inggris. Mesti bikin iklan. Buat apaaa coba? Toh gue ga mau jadi bintang iklan. Apalagi sama anak2 comberan. Makin ga niat gue ngerjain nih tugas.

Gue naik motor sambil gerimis2an cuy! Enak beneerrrrr dah, dingin. Tapi bokap gue yang kasian. Udah pegel nyetir motor, keujanan pula. Gue sih pake jaket.

Pagi itu gue bener2 nyuekin 3 biji anak comberan itu. Kalo perlu jawab, gue jawab sejutek yang gue bisa. Hampir sehari sekolah itu, gue ngabisin waktu sama Prill, Ayumu, n Anna. Gila2an berempat, ngerjain apa2 berempat, ngegosip berempat. Dan gegara itu juga, gue jadi tau kalo Ayumu lagi sebel ama Ko n Aji juga. Hemm...

Yang bikin gue kaget tuh pas istirahat kedua, gue disamper ama 3 anak comberan itu. Dan tau2 minta maaf masal ke gue. Gue nahan ketawa. Gue maafin aja, soalnya gue anak baik *ditendang* Jadi nanti, gue gabakal panggil mereka anak2 comberan lagiii~

Iklannya itu ya.. Jalan ceritanya begini:
*sensor jalan cerita untuk menambah kejutan dan keseruan hari liris /dibante/*

Intinya, yang jadi bintang pada hari ini tuh gue n Ko. Dan asal lo tau, durasi iklan ini cuma 19 detik! Sarap betul dah orang disuruhnya satu sampai dua menit. Ampe capek gue ngulang2, dan akhirnya waktu untuk BTA.

Pas BTA, gue try ot mtk. EM TE KAAAAU BUAT KU JADI GILAA~! Tapi ;ebih gila lagi karena SEKELAS NYONTEK MASSAL! Kakak pengawasnya juga malah ngasih tau jawabannya lagi. Jadi aja gue tinggalin yang ga bisa, biarin gue ngedenger jawaban dari anak2 yang sedang mendiskusikan soal keras2.

Pulangnya, gue kehilangan duit serebu! Aaah gimana dong gue pulang iniii? Jadinya gue bayar 74 pake 50.000-an dan gue males ama kembalian yang isinya 5000-an ama 2000-an *swt*

Kamis:

Hari ini hari nganggur.

Ya, hari dimana kelas gue lebih banyak nganggur. Ini semua gegara perubahan jadwal yang mendadak. Jadi ajaaa.... Jam yang ada dipake buat ngegosip.

Hari ini Aji diejek abis2an. Yeha, siapa kena Aji, dia hilang. Setiap ada yang keliatan duduk bedua, pasti langsung di cie-in. cewek-cowok, cewek-cewek, maupun cowok-cowok. Gue emang sempet di cie-in gegara duduk samping Panda. Tapi untung banyak yang belain Panda muhahahahahah.

Tapi hari ini juga hari sial buat gue.

Waktu gue lagi diskusi B. Ing sama Ayumu, Panda, Ishii, Ko, n Aji, tiba2 Cinjon nyamper gue. Katanya "Ada yang nyariin lo di depan". Ya udah dong, gue ke depan pintu langsung.

Tapi gue galiat siapa2. Jadi gue balik lagi. Tapi Cinjon tau2 ngomong "Rininta, itu ada yang suka sama lo"

... What?

Gue langsung balik lagi. Ini semua bo'ong, okey? Bangsa mereka lain sama bangsa gue. Gue ga kenal anak lain dari bangsa mereka.

Lagi seru2nya diskusi lagi, tiba2 Yogi nyodorin BB warna putih ke gue. "Rininta, nih si ka*piiip* minta nomer lo"

... What the hell?

Aji ngakak. Panda ngakak. Ayumu n Ko nahan kentut (?). Ishii ama Gue bengong. Siapa lagi itu ka*piiip*? Mana tau2 Prith langsung nyamper lagi. Waduh waduuuuh... Jelas dong gue gamau ngasih nomer ke orang yang gue ga kenal, apalagi cowok. Hello, gue kan gak sejablay itu =___=

-nangti lagi ya gue lanjutin. Sdih banget ini gueee-

Padahal Ultah gue udah liwat 2 hari!

2010-01-08T07:14:00.000-08:00

Fill up my cup, mozoltov
Look at her dancing, just take it off
Let's paint the town, we'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof, then we'll do it again
-I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas-

Wets... Gue udah nulis lagi ==;

Cuma pingin nge-share pegalaman gue hari ini kok hahaha.
Hem let's get it started~ *sok english*

Pas keluar kelas (abis ngebut ngerjain bahasa), gue tiba-tiba disamperin ama Chii n Putri. Mereka bisik2 ke gue "Ta, ntar jangan pulang dulu ya. Kita mau nyiram Cyrilleve" Buat ngerjain orang, apa sih yang nggak? Ya udah, gue nurut buat ngikut. Dalem ati gue bersyukur kaga disiram. Wong yang ultahnya Desember aja baru disiram hari ini. Yang Januari mana sempet? Kekekekee..

Gue jalan bareng Chii, Lia, Ko, Aru, Jolie, n anak2 cowok. Ishii, cyrilleve, Nekocchi n anak2 lain nyusul. Scara buat nyeret gitu loh maksudnya muhahahah.

Ada yang bawa minum, telor, tepung, dan hal2 lain yang dipake buat nyiram. Yoi maai gue ga bawa apa apa. Kenapa gue ga beli es teh dulu ya tadi *swt* Gue bakal cuma nonton diem dipinggir nih.

Tau2 ada command siap2. Cyrilleve mendekat! Gue siap2 mundur. Gue gamau kena juga gitu loh. Ada yang pake telor, gila bakal bau gue kalo deket.

Ready, steady, GO!

Nggak tanggung2 pada nyiram. Beruntun lagi. Gue ngakak di pinggiran. Tapi beberapa detik kemudian, gue sadar ada yang ngalir di kepala gue.

"INTA JUGAAAA!"

Yang ada gue malah treak. Jelas aja tuh komposisi2 'siraman' masuk ke mulut gue. Manis banget, enak loh! Tapi guenya malah lari kemana2. Udah gitu gue merem lagi. Seriusan selama gue disiram itu, gue gak liat apa apa. Baru pas ggue merasa udah aman, gue buka mata. Dan disambut baik oleh Nekocchi dengan menyiram gue dari depan pake.. Apa tuh.. Ijo-ijo? Anjaaay!

Gue sih bukannya ga seneng, tapi gue bingung. Hari ini hari Jum'at dan gue ada BTA. Beranikah gue BTA dengan keadaan begini? Apalagi ketemu anak2 yang bener2 cewek di kelas itu? Wah... You wish ada pelajaran. Kakaknya juga kabur kali ntar.

Nah, gue n Cyrilleve ke sekolah lagi sambil jadi sirkus keliling. Yang liat bayar 2 rebu! *ditendang* Waktu gue lewat tukang gorengan, dia dengan nyantenya naburin gue sisa2 gorengan. Najong ngongeshit! Di sekolah juga. Banyak yang ngeliatin, bahkan guru2.

Tapi kenyataan yang paling gak bisa gue terima itu adalah: Mandi di sekolah.

Keramas pake sampo rijois kecil, sabunan pake laipboy, n make baju outing + rok dari Ishii n Ko. Make sendal dari Miss cicik ato Ko. Tuh kamar mandi cewek lante satu jadi riweh banget. Mondar mandir sana-sini, kantong kresek n sepatu di lante, becek, de el el. Udah gitu sempet2nya narsis dulu di kamar mandi. Udah gila semua!

Gue bener2 kayak anak kampung 13. Apalagi waktu gue sadar, ternyata rembut gue belom ilang bau telornya. So... Gue bener2 ga berani BTA dan memutuskan untuk pulang bersama Aji. Bakal gue bikin tu anak malu abis2an punya temen bau n gembel kayak gue. Siapa suruh punya ide bawa telor, hm? Sekarang rasain nih ide lo!

Dan beneran, dia nggak betah sama bau amis rambut gue. Biarin! Makan tuh telor!

Pulang2, nyokap kaget karena gue dateng dalam keadaan gembel. Pas gue cerita, nyokap gue ketawa aja. Tapi detik berikutnya, panik karena baka nyuci baju dalam jumlah besar, apalagi mesin cuci lagi rusak. Detik berikutnya lagi ngomel karena gue udah ga BTA 2 hari.

Hasil dari penyiraman itu adalah hape gue rusak. Tapi gue dapet mini note baru~ *ga nyambung*

Oke, terima kasih kakak, bapak, mama semua. Kami senang ada program datang kesini. Oh, naskahnya ketuker. Ini yang bener:

Makasih ya wahai kalian anak2 HMBS. Biar gue jadi mandi tiga kali sehari. Yang penting hepi. Ini juga jadi pengalaman pertama gue. Tengkyu banget ya =)

Happy New Year and Birthday!

2010-01-06T06:48:00.000-08:00

Well I was in trouble, bad.
I was so confused.
I may not see in color babe, but I sure can feel blue.
I have been a lot of things, they may not all be true.
My experience was so mysterious, till I met you.
Now the sun may rise in the east, but I'm barking at the moon.
- Jenny Lewis - Barking at the Moon (OST Bolt)-

Hai hai semuanyaaa!

Ya ya ya tahun baru sudah liwat. Tapi gapapa dong gue bilang "Hepi nyu yer" wong masih Januari. Kalo udah Agustus tuh baru salah. Nahaha.. Selamat tinggal 2009 dan selamat datang 2010 *jaipongan*

Dimana ada tahun baru, pasti ada resolusi. Resolusi orang macem2, sesuai maunya apa. Contoh resolusi:
-macarin orang yang udah lama lo gebet (kalo bukan orang sih ya.. Terserah)
-lulus UN dan US (lah ini sih resolusi gue)
-punya hape baru (dari BB Javelin jadi Nokia 1022 yang kuning-item)

Dan lain lain dan sebagainya dan teman teman dan kawan kawan dan tokai tokai (?)
Silakan buat sendiri resolusinya okeh?

Resolusi gue sendiri?
Jangan ditanya begitu aah~ *disemprot* Eem.. Resolusi gue tak lain dan tak bukan tuh:
-Dapet NEM tinggi n lulus UN (Siapa nggak mau NEM 40? Masuk koran bo! *disumpel*)
-Lulus sekolah dengan Ujian Sekolah (dapet NEM tinggi tapi gak lulus sekolah mah sama aja bo'ong)
-Masuk SMA 47 (bareng temen2 gue. Kalo gue masuk kesana sendirian, gue nggak berani. Jujur aja, lingkungannya agak membahayakan ==;)
-Punya tablet (benda keramat para DA-ers muhahahah)
-Bisa ikut kalo nggak devmeet ya gath forum apagitukek (gegara banyak berita, nenek gue jadi terlalu care sama kemana gue pergi. Apalagi soal ketemu cyberfriend yang belum gue kenal bener)

Baru itu doang sih resolusi gue (doang?!? Itu sih impian terlalu tinggi!)
Biarin dong! Boleh gitu gue punya keinginan. Berarti gue normal wakakakak.

Oh ya, sebelum gue lanjutin ceritanya, gue kasih tau kalender gue dulu ya. Kalender gue beda sama kalender rumahan. Kalender gue tuh sedikit lebih gahul (lah segahul apa sih taaa... Bott banget dah lo!)

Senin: Hari kesel (Hari dimana gue pasti punya alasan buat kesel ato ngerasa mau marah)
Selasa: Hari beruntung (Hari paling beruntung gue. Asal mulanya sih ....)
Rabu: Hari Luar Biasa (Hari dimana gue mengalami hal yang tidak biasa)
Kamis: Hari Sial (Hari yang bikin gue keselek kulit duren 4 biji *gile*)
Jum'at: Hari ngakak (Hari dimana gue punya alasan buat ketawa nggak berhenti-berhenti)
Sabtu: Gabungan dari 5 hari tadi
Minggu: Gabungan dari 5 hari tadi

Got it? Sekarang gue mulai cerita malem taun baruan dulu yaa...

Udah bukan sesuatu yang aneh kalo gue merayakan malam tahun baru di rumah sodara plus tetangga gue. Tapi yang sekarang bisa dibilang aneh karena cuma Yasinan udah gitu orangnya dikit lagi. Biasanya? Kembang api betebaran sambil nyanyi2 lagu nggak jelas bikinan keluarga gue. Terus segede-gedenya tu rumah pasti penuh sama tiker2 n bet kaver betebaran.

Karena Chindra ngantuk, nyokap pulang duluan abis yasinan. Gue sama bokap gue masih asik sendiri di rumah sodara. Gue ngeliatin si Dee An mainin rubiks 4 kali 4, denger Nee Neesh ngelawak, n tidur2an di kasur.

Sekitar jam 12, gue udah mau pulang. Gue pun bangun n pamit. Bokap tidur n gue ga berani ganggu. Jadi, gue dianterin sama om pake motor ampe rumah.

Di rumah? Gue telponin tuh rumah, gue gedor2, gue bel. KAGAK ADA YANG BUKAIN PINTU! Weis gile sopan banget. Mau nyuruh gue tidur di kebon? Daripada gue kayak kebo congean di depan pintu, mending gue balik ke rumah sodara gue itu. Tapi gue balik di waktu yang sangat salah.

JAM 12 TENG! Yak, orang2 pada ngeledakin tuh kembang api super gede yang nanti bekas2nya jatoh kebawah. Gue nutupin pala pake tangan. Udah gitu om gue malah lelet lagi Ya Allah!

Nyampe rumah, bokap gue baru bangun. Dan ga ada yang bilang ke gue kalo bokap tuh bawa kunci! !@#$%^&*()_(*&^%$%#@HJTY&$^!!!! Besoknya gue diomelin nyokap karena berisik. JADI NYOKAP TAU? TERUS KENAPA NGGAK BUKAIN PINTU?!? Nyokap cuma bilang "Biarin aja. Yang keliatan gila juga kamu" Pengen headbang ke meja sekolah!!

Mengapa bisa begitu? Karena... Hari apa itu tahun 31 Desembeeer? Hari Kamis om Inta.... Iya tepat sekali, hari yang sial =__=

Cerita kedua, gue ultah loooh!

Yai yai, Hepi bedey tu mi. Maap ya Inta, gue telat ngucapin.. Cuma telat sehari gapapa kan? *lempar diri sendiri*
Hari ini hariii Kamis. Satu hari sebelumnya berarti... Hari Rabu, tanggal 6. Iya bener. Hari yang Luar Biasa!

Gue dibangunin bukan dengan bunyi alarm gue tapi sama suara nyokap yang terus mengulang kata "Hepi bedey kakaak" Do'anya emang nggak kedengeran jelas (scara nyawa gue belum ngumpul semua. Si Tong seng, nyawa gigi gue--*plak*) gue amin aminin aja. Bokap juga lagi. Bedanya, kalo bokap gue ngasih do'a abis gue subuhan, jadi gue bisa amin aminin dengan nyawa penuh. Chindra tuh yang parah, baru sadar waktu gue pulang sekolah.

Malem Rabu, gue udah berdo'a dulu sama Allah semoga gue dikasih hari ekstrim buat ultah. Eh bener aja lho. Pagi2 di kostrad, motor bokap gue abis n pertamina tutup. Wetzeeeh mesti kemana tuh bokap gue? Akhirnya ngelawan arus lancar-padet terus masuk Shell. Untung bisa! Lanjut deh perjalanan gue n bokap gue hohoho...

Nyampe sekolah, selamaaat! Masuk kelas, awalnya biasa aja. Tau2 si Prill treak "Hepi beeeedey" disusul Ana n beberapa temen sekelas yang inget ultah gue. Abis itu gue sibuk sendiri bagiin permen choclair ke orang2. Semua dapet kok. Kecuali beberapa orang yang gak gue kenal.

Di pelajaran PkN, gue dikagetin sama treakan Bu Dian-duk gara2 gue ngomong "Kulit Nanda merinding kayak kulit ayam" Terus bentakan dari Bu Dasma dengan gaya bataknya ke Prill, Gue n Ana. "Kalian itu perempuan kok ngomongnya kayak begiiitu?" Et dah ngakak abisan.

Pas bel pulang sekolah dong... Pala gue nyut-nyutan! Et dah apa maksudnya nih pala waktu pulang gini kok sakit? Mana hari spesial lagi (ejiaaah hari spesial coy!). Tapi gegara itu, gue ga BTA, pulang bareng Tan n Aji naek 74. Dan gue seenak jidat tokek tidur di bahunya Aji. Berat? Nggak enak? Bodo! Muahahahahah!

Gue tidur dijalan, bangunnya tambah parah.
Mau nyebrang aja gue nginjek tali sepatu Aji dulu ampe lepas. Hampir kehilangan keseimbangan pas jalan di batu, n hampir hilang kesadaran di depan rumah orang. Ngeliat gue kayak gitu, Aji malah ngakak lagi. Kurang asem.

Terus deket2 rumah, gue nangis. Alasan dirahasiakan. Untung si Aji kagak ngeliat.

Nyampe rumah, nyokap panik denger penjelasan gue tentang sakit gue ini. Nyokap malah ngasi gue nasi banyak2 terus disuruh tidur. Ya udah, gue nurut aja.

Malemnya, makan pizza hut ampe puaaas! Hihihi =) Hari yang ekstrim. Makasih Ya Allah!

Hari ini? Gue ngisep plastik n makan isi pensil secuil upil. Gila, bisa jadi saingan kuda lumping nih gue.

Udah ya, gotta go to sleep. Bye all!

Boardy Kritis!

2009-11-29T03:48:00.000-08:00

Ehem ehem.. Atention plis semuanyaaa! *nepokin nyamuk*

Minta Do'a dung..
Board yang udah nemenin gw menjalani hari-hari skul beberapa bulan ini mengalami kritis. Board ini kayaknya patah tulang (the maksud: santing2 keras di dalemnya jadi meletot). Jadi kalo gw mau masukin suatu kertas ke Boardy, gw harus nungging dulu. Bukan kelebayan, tapi serius. Demi deh =___='

Kalo begini terus, lama2 gw yang patah tulang. Nggak lucu banget ntar di Pos Kota ada judul berita "Board Rusak, Siswi SMP Patah Tulang Permanen". Buset T___T

Jadi siapa aja yang belum kenal baik sama Board gw ini?
Well, let me introduce her.

Namanya Boardy. Dia Board Biru yang selalu gw bawa ke sekolah. Isinya ada bekas tiket nonton, gambar2, jadwal PM, dan Jadwal Sekolah. Board gw ini ukurannya pas sama gw. Nggak kegedean dan gak kekecilan. Warnanya juga pas buat gw yang biru lover dan anak SMPN (mecing sama roknya gitu daah).

Boardy sering ngelindungin gw. Kalo pas jalan panas, pasti gw taro di kepala. Kalo keujanan, gw taro kepala lagi. Kalo ada yang mau ngejotos, bisa buat perisai. Kalo ada yang kurang ajar, gebuk deh *lirik si Aji dan terutama Om om jualan tukang bakso yang sering jadi korban geplakan boardy*

Boardy juga serba guna. Bisa bantuin gw nulis kalo gw nggak boleh pergi2 dari kasur atau berada di tempat tak bermeja. Bisa buat ngegambar juga. Bisa buat dipeluk. Bisa buat nyembunyiin diri (walaupun biasanya anak2 HMBS malah ngenalin gw. Siapa lagi anak HMBS yang segitu akrab sama Board biru?). Bisa buat pelampiasan kekesalan (jeduk2in pala ke bord. Seriously, sangat menenangkan). Bisa juga buat pengganti kertas (kalo nggak bawa kertas, tulis aja dulu sesuatu yang perlu dicatet di Boardy). Bisa juga jadi penunjuk ekspress jadwal sekolah (serius. Kalo udah bosen sama pelajaran, pasti nyarinya boardy. Berapa jam lagi pelajaran brengsek ini selesai?).

Boardy itu penurut. Kayak Rininta si kambing yang udah tau mau dibelek malah merem diem aja. Boardy itu temen malem sebelum tidur. Sebelum gw bobo, gw pasti ditemenin bikin komik satu lembar yang sifatnya pribadi sama Boardy. Boardy itu partner in Crime. Kalo disuruh belajar tapi malah nggambar, pasti boardy bisa bantu sembunyiin.

Boardy juga ikut pas Outing ke Bogor. Dia nggak cuma bantuin gw, tapi si Ayumu juga! Dia juga ikut dipoto lho pas di istana Bogor yang sama 9H, menandakan kalo si Boardy tuh bagian dari 9H juga (walopun gw nggak yakin ada yang mau nerima).

Sayang ya nggak ada fotonya. Ehm.. Si Boardy pinter jaga Privasi.. *plak*

Udah ya.. Kalian udah tau tuh betapa berharganya board gw. Jadi, tolong doain yaaa... Semoga 'tulang'-nya bisa betul lagi Ya Allah. Amiiiin! Makasih semua =)

Outing kelas 9. It's.. EXTREME!

2009-11-26T02:23:00.000-08:00

Ah, the dawn is slowly closing on us
But God can't you
Just somehow stop the flow of time?
I just want to
make sure he understands the feeling
I have inside. Is that such a crime?
-Love is war - Hatsune Miku (lyric by xzerulx91)-

Haaaai Followers~

Gimana kabarnya?

Hari ini, gw mau cerita soal Outbond kemaren. It's kinda fun~ =) Ke Istana Bogor lhoo~ Tapi jangan kira kita (anak kelas 9 SMP 19) maenan flying fox di Istana. Istana Bogor cuma dikunjungi buat study tour~ Udah gitu baru kita outbond di Taman Wisata Matahari.

Ayo gw ceritain lengkapnya...

Jauh2 sebelum Outbond, nyokap gw udah rusuh tentang gimana cara gw pulang. Gw dengan santainya ngomong "Yaa.. Naek 74 aja bu kayak biasa". Tapi gw malah kena omel BoNyok tentang "Kak, kamu cewek (Aye tau beeh...)" "Kak, ini jakarta (yaelah maaak.. Aye juga tau ==;)". Ribut2 beberapa saat, nyokap gw akhirnya menyuarakan ide bagus yang tidak bagus "kamu pulang bareng Aji aja kak!"

Gubrak! Tadinya gw mau bales "Dia kan cowok buuu" Tapi nggak jadi mengingat keraguan gw sama gendernya.

Sehari sebelum Outing, beberapa anak HMBS juga panik soal gimana gw pulang nanti. Gw dengan sante bilang "Ya udah gw pulang sendiri aja naek bus. Susah amat" (mencoba melupakan perintah pulang bareng Aji) yang disambut omelan dari beberapa tempat. Dan.. Akhirnya gw dipaksa pulang sama Aji. Ngaah.. Bosen dah gw ma tu anak ==;

Hari H dateng. Berhubung BoNyok mau dinas n mau ke airport pagi, gw dikasih tebengan ke sekolah. Jarang2 nih gw naek mobil ber-AC ke sekolah wkakakakak. Di tengah perjalanan, bokap gw bilang kalo bawaan gw lebih banyak dari beliau yang dinas ke Bali. Gw sih cuma bilang "Perasaan ayah aja kali!". Tapi dalem hati, gw ngaku kalo bawaan gw keliatannya berat n penuh banget.

Gw nyampe sekolah jam 6. Disana, gw baru ketemu Mikagami-san dengan kuping belah-nya. Nggak lama kemudian, muncul makhluk2 HMBS lain. Miss Cicik, Ko, Chii, dkk bermunculan satu demi satu. Sedangkan gw mondar mandir nyariin Asuka. Dia enak dipeluk~

Akhirnya bel n disuruh baris. Kita lumayan lama disuruh tertib barisan. Giliran pelepasan, kepseknya cuma bilang "Sehat semua? Siap berangkat? Alhamdulillah.. Maka saya melepas kalian pergi. Ingat, bawa nama baik SMP 19. Berdoa, dimulai." Ebused minta ditonjok banget tuh yang ngaret2 n ribut sendiri. Nggak tau rasanya berat bawa tas kali ya?

IX - H kedapetan Bus 6. Gw, Ishii, dan Ko dapet tempat duduk bareng di barisan ke-tiga. Gigi Kelinci (Let's call him Panda for short) duduk di depan sendirian. Si Aji dengan maruknya ngambil tempat duduk ber-tiga cuma buat dia sendiri di depan gw. Ayumu, Prill, n Anna duduk di belakang gw.

Bus 6 rame. Sibuk sama makanan. Sibuk ngobrol. Sibuk treak "Yang Aus YANG AUS!". Apalagi ni anak bedua (Baca: Aji n Ayumu) perang foto aib. Blitz dan bunyi ceklik sebrang2an. Sedangkan gw ama Ko sibuk ngemil. Ishii enak2an maen BB.

Dimana ada teman2 sekelas, dimana ada guru, dimana ada bis, dan dimana ada study tour; pasti ada yang namanya nyanyi. Bintang bus 6 kali ini: Vicbell. Dia nyanyi lagunya RAN yang Jadi Gila itu. Terus yang Pandangan Pertama n Lagu tugas Musikalisasi Puisi bareng Prill n Anna. Abis itu... Paksa Wali Kelas buat nyanyi! Ayo dangdutan! *plak* Tapi belum sempet beliau nyanyi, kita udah nyampe Istana Bogor. Ga seruuu~!

Sebelum gw cerita soal istana bogor, gw kasih tau dulu 10 member Tim Jamur (Tim Studi + Outbond Gw). Ada Panda sebagai pemimpin, Vicbell, Tepa, Prill, Anna, Gw, Ko, Ishii, Ayumu, n Aji. Kita semua sekelas n (sebenernya) harus tetep bareng selama perjalanan.

Istana Bogor isinya begitu2 ajah. Nggak ada yang seru. Luas sih... Hahaha... Cuma banyak poto2. Tapi karena gw bawa kamera, gw jarang kena potret. Sekalinya kena potret, waktu poto sekelas rame2 =| Mau liat Potonya? Ni nee! Gw paling bawah paling kanan hohoho.. Bawa Bord segala.

Selesai dari Istana, kita ke Bus, mau ke Taman Wisata Matahari. Nyebrang masal uhuy! Kita kegerimisan (soalnya salah bilang keujanan) lho! Semua salah nona Zeus *lirik Aru*!

Di bus, cewek dulu yang masuk buat ganti baju Outing. Yang cowok2 disuruh ujan2an diluar (sabar yaa..). Gw liat yang lain kayaknya sibuk banget. Udah gitu pake celana pendek lagi. Gw sih tinggal buka batik n pake jins, makannya gw selese cepet. Udah gitu gw keluar bareng Mei n ngaca di badan bus. Gw ngerasa baju gw ketat abis. Mikagami-san, Asuka, Aru, n Aji ngomong gitu soalnya. Njrit, masa gw M aja kekecilan. Gendut banget gw ==;

Para anak cowok pada ganti baju diluar. Celananya, baru ganti di bus.

Nggak lama abis itu, busnya jalan. Agak lama juga sih. Is this just me or.. Ada anak lain yang ngerasa mual pas perjalanan menuju taman Matahari? Awalnya sih enek gw nggak seberapa. Lama-lama makin kerasa.. Makin kerasa.. En lama2 ngerasa pengen muntah.

Gw coba senderan di bahu Ishii, mencoba tidur. Tapi keberadaan anak sial di depan gw bikin nggak nyenyak. Jadinya rencana gw untuk tidur batal. Gw coba nahan mual. Bahkan sampe bus berhenti n harus turun, mual gw nambah. Uanjing tenaan kenapa sih musti nongol sekarang? Nggak tau orang mau seneng2 kali ya? =='

Abis ke toilet (n ngaret karena nungguin Ishii Aji Ayumu), kita makan siang. Ajigile makanannya bikin gw nggak napsu. Gw makan 2 suap. Terus gw kasih makanan gw ke Miss Cicik. Tapi yang nolak malah 3 orang (Panda, Ko, n Miss Cicik sendiri). Mereka nyuruh gw makan lagi. Setengah porsi abis, Gw nutup tempat makan. Sumpah perut gw nggak enak banget. Gw coba ngunyem pisang. Perut gw ademan.

Tapi gw makan pisang di saat yang salah. Hmbs lagi ngomongin pisang-tubuh dan ngakak gila2an. Pisang dilempar kesana-sini. Disangkutin dimana aja. n bikin kita ngakak nggak karuan. Apalagi waktu pak Agus (guru BK) bilang "Kok saya jadi pengumpul pisang?" HMBS ngakak Guling2. PENGUMPUL PISANG ROFLMAOQWERTY HAKHAKHAK! <--- Gila

Gara2 pisang dan 'pisang', mual gw berkurang. Dan kita pun dilepas mencar. Waktu maksimal jam 4. HMBS ngegerombol ke tempat aer2. Vicbell, Tepa, Prill, n Anna misah sendiri.

Miss Cicik n Ayumu maenan sepeda angsa. Begitu pula Om2 jualan tukang bakso n Panda. Gw sama Ko nggak mau kalah. Kita pun ikutan main. Tapi karena kita berdua amatir, jadi sempet bingung sendiri gimana cara ngendaliin, belok2, berhenti, n jalan terus. Gw ngakak nggak abis2. Padahal sebenernya gw malu banget. N malunya gara2 gw juga.

Kita saling foto2. Ada yang narsis, menghindar, n malah motret balik. Apalagi waktu Aji n Eris ikutan maen, langsung adu potret tuh hahaha.

Setelah lama muter2n goes2, gw pun nyusul ke tempat Chii duduk2. Dia nyuruh gw naro tas, biar safe n gw nggak repot bawanya. Ok, gw nurut.

Tas gw taro di atas tas lain. Eh tau2, tuh tas melorot. Gw panik, tapi malah jatoh. BYUR! Hasil dari kerusuhan tersebut adalah kamera gw nyebur comberan. Buset.

Gw coba stay cool. Oh ayolah, ini bisa dibetulin. Ini kecelakaan yang biasa terjadi. Bukan kejadian yang terlalu ekstrim untuk sebuah kamera tua! Awalnya sih bisa nyala. Tapi sekarang nggak bisa. Kayaknya masih ada yang basah deh. Sampe sekarang, kamera itu belom bisa nyala. Semoga dia nggak inalillahi. Gw jujur aja deh ama BoNyok. Lagian, gw rela kok ngegantiin kamera ntuh. ASALKAN MOMEN2 YANG SEMPET GW POTO NGGAK ILANG AJA UOOUOOO *plak*

Udah naik sepeda angsa, gw naik bumper boat sama Mikagami-san. Puteeer puteeeer, agak pusing gw jadinya. Pusing + mual + jantungan (gara2 kamera). Makin nggak enak aja nih badan gw hakhakhak.

Setelah itu.. Kita main Flying fox!

Gw tandem sama Ko. Posisinya nggak enak banget (buat yang tau, diem aja). Gw bisa dibilang kurang ajar karena treak2 di kuping Ko. Berhentinya serem abis. Kayak berhenti dulu gimanaa gitu. Dan ini bebelit banget talinya. Mas2nya bisa aja ngebuka. Untuk kembali ke tempat HMBS ngumpul, kita harus lewat jembatan besi yang bikin brrr. Goyang2.. Miring2.. Serem abis. Jantungan gw nambah dah ==;

Udah naek flying foxnya.. Kita naek ARUNG JERAAAM!

Kalo mau main arung jerang, titip dulu tasnya di tempat tadi kita makan. Udah itu, gw deg2an. Baru pertama kali gw naek Arung Jeram, n gw penasaran. Kelompok kita bernama kelompok Ayumu (karena Ayumu yang daptarin). Seperahu isinya Ayumu, Chii, Lia, Aru, n Gw. Kita dipandu sama mas2 yang kebetulan rada nyolot. Bikin arung jeram ini makin.. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!! Kita semua treak2. Semua treaknya "AAAAAAAAAA". Tapi gw malah tereak "ARU SEKSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!" Momen yang (kayaknya) mantan pacarnya aja belom liat. Gw nggak mau ngasih tau momen apa itu hakhakhak. Kategori Arung Jeram kita ini pendek n gak seru. Gw n Chii protes di bagian nggak seru. Pantat gw udah diujung, seluruh badan basah, gigi gw gemeletuk, n gw nyeker. Kita dipoto dulu loh sama Pak Agus. Fotonya ada juga sama gw! Mau liat? Monggooo...

Ki-ka: Chii, Lia, Ayumu, gw, Aru a.k.a. Nona Zeus

Sesudah naek arung jeram, kita semua (kec. Lia yang udah duluan sama mamanya) nyari toilet buat ganti baju. Awalnya kita nyari toilet di tempat makan. Gila, ada 4 cewek 19 basah kuyup bediri celingak-celinguk cari toilet. Dan entah gimana, nemu toiletnya dari arah berlawanan.

Gw masuk kamar mandi pertama. Gw ganti ama Polo Shirt oren-putih n rok sekolah Chii (karena gw lupa bawa rok sekolah gw ndiri. Ada tuh di Bus, kekunci). Gw nemu 30.000-an lho.. Punya siapa hayo?

Gw masuk pertama, otomatis gw keluar pertama. Abis keluar, gw beres2 barang sendiri n ngambilin tas Chii, Aru, n Ayumu. Abis nganterin tuh barang2 ke toilet, gw ngacir ke Bus. Liat kelinci putih yang bulet2 n lucuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ Mereka lembut banget sih~

Gw sampe di bus. Bus gw masih agak sepi. Isinya Mei, Ira, Panda, Aji, Astie, Tyas, n beberapa anak belakang. Gw naro tas, terus duduk di samping tas aji berhubung tempat duduk gw masih dipenuhi barang2 Ishii. Gw sempet di 'Ciee Ciee-in' beberapa saat. Tapi gw ama Aji nggak ngasih respon n reaksi apa2, jadi cepet diemnya.

.. Balik ke Bus, Mual gw pun balik.

Sekarang yang mual bukan cuma gw. Pemilik tas disamping gw ini juga mual n pusing rupanya. Duh sabar aja deh gw mual barengan dia ciiih.

Setelah gila2an sama bus sebelah (bus 7. Busnya Chii), akhirnya kita berangkat juga. Hauuu demi apapun mualnyaaaaaa!

Karena Ishii males beresin barang n duduk di depan, alhasil gw duduk sama Aji sepanjang perjalanan pulang. Gw nggak enak mau tidur. Taulah siapa yang duduk di sebelah gw, dokumenter HMBS yang ahlinya ngambil poto aib. Jadi gw nunduk aja. Pas berhenti di suatu tempat, gw ngerasa ada somting2 yang mau keluar dari mulut gw. Oh jangan bilang ini muntah!

Gw tahan aja. Alhasil, muntahnya ketelen. Eeew jorok banget pasti kedengerannya. Aji n Mei yang duduk di sebelah kiri-kanan gw panik, mungkin takut kena muntah gw kalo gw muntah. Ko ikut2 pula. Mereka ribut2 sendiri, mengundang Wali Kelas gw. Keren banget, padahal tadinya gw cuma pengen kemualan ini cuma gw share ama Ko. Sebagai solusi, Wali Kelas noyor2 kepala gw sama minyak kayu putih. Etdah yang bermasalah itu perut gw bukan jidat. Lagipula, kalo pusing itu, yang disebelah gw. Bukan gwnya.

Gw disuruh tidur. Gw ngelirik ke Aji dengan tatapan curiga. Tapi gerak-geriknya kayak ngasih isyarat gw-lagi-nggak-mood-moto-aib. Jadi gw tidur dengan aman. Kepala gw tutup pake hoodie.

Tiba2 gw ngerasa kayak ada cahaya yang terang banget. Gw melek, n mendapati Yogi bersama kameranya. Njrit, hoodie gw diangkat! Gw ndengus, udah kadung dipoto. Yaudah gw tidur aja lagi.

Nggak lama kemudian, ada cahaya lagi. Gw bangun n mendapati hoodie gw diangkat seseorang. Ternyata kerjaan Vicbell. Udah gitu dia malah ber "u u a a" di depan gw. Gw ketawa aja. Tapi dalem ati, gw treak "UDAH KEK NYET GW PENGEN BOBO!"

Gangguan pun ilang. Sekarang, Rest in Peace...

Tau2 gw ngerasa ada samting2 berisik yang minta ditendang. Ternyata treakan Wali Kelas. Ga jadi deh gw nendang. Dia nginfo-in kalo kita ada di pombensin. Buat yang mau ke toilet, disuruh cepetan. Gw langsung keluar. Perjalanan bakal panjang n gw nggak mau mesti kencing di kamar mandi sekolah.

Untung gw cepetan keluar. Gw nggak perlu ngantri kayak anak2 malang yang ngantri panjang di toilet. Begitu gw keluar, yang nyerbu banyak. Semangat banget. Padahal bukannya ngedapetin sesuatu, tapi ngebuang sesuatu. Etdah ==;

Gw nunggu agak lama di bus. Gw coba buat tidur. Dan selalu gagal gara2 badan gede Panda yang senggal senggol. Cuiiih.

Pas Bus jalan, gw coba tidur... Bangun2, gw dikagetin treakan2 cewek di sebelah gw. Mei, Ira, Astie, n Tyas lagi cerita hantu. Wali Kelas ikutan lagi, pake nyeritain hantu di sekolah. Gw ama Aji kadang2 ketawa. Kenapa malah ketawa ya waktu yg laen pada treak ketakutan? Mungkin karena gw percaya Roh2 halus begonoan se-spesies sama gw, yakni ciptaan Allah (ciaaaah bahasa lo taaa).

Menjelang ampe sekolah (jam 7-an), gw beres2 bawaan. Boardy gw... Melengkung didudukin Ko! Huaaa... Udah ah acara lebaynya. Barang gw lengkap ini.

Nyampe di skul, gw langsung ditarik Aji ke lantai 2. Dia mau ke toilet n gw disuruh nungguin. Gaaah, banchis. Kalo gw nggak pulang sama dia sih, gw tinggalin aja tuh anak.

Sambil nungguin dijemput, kita ngumpulin 'data' anak2 sekelas dengan pertanyaan "Besok masuk nggak?" Ada yang positip bilang nggak masuk, ada yang bilang masih ragu. Abis itu, Aji narik gw maen sama Neko-cchi. Dan dia sempet2nya moto aib Neko-cchi dan ngasih liat ke orang2.

Nggak lama abis itu, gw ditarik keluar sekolah n disuruh masuk mobil.. Apa nih item2 nggak keliatan jelas. Gw berusaha sopan dengan bilang "Misi ooom.." Yang malah kedengeran gw kayak banci2 mau ngamen. Tanpa diminta, gw tidur di mobil sambil duduk-pose-menghemat-tempat n melukin tas gw. Bangun-bangun, gw udah nyampe Bukit Mas. Bentar lagi nyampe nih. Gw geleng2 pala, berusaha nyegerin diri. Abis itu, sampe rumah n bilang makasih. Maka, selesailah journey gw hari itu.

Gila, cape banget men. Tapi fun lho! Besoknya gw masuk dan nonton G.I.Joe di kelas bersama Prith, Astrid, Ryan, Hibat, Mei, Astie, Tyas, Fajar, Ritsah, n pak Slamet. Pulang pergi keujanan lagi. Asoy geboy goyang dombreeet... Udah ya, ngantuk gw. Buat yang Muslim...

SELAMAT IDUL ADHA SEMUANYA! Semoga Qurbannya diterima oleh Allah SWT. Amiiin!
JANGAN LUPA BAGI2 SATE!! *shoot*

The one who said that blogging has been outdated must die =)

2009-11-12T01:49:00.000-08:00

Tightly and strongly
I want to be embraced.
The warmth of overlapping bodies is IMITATION

-IMITATION Black - Kaito, Len Kagamine, Gakupo Kamui-

Udah lama banget gw nggak ngupdate blog. Kalo gw nggak disuruh ngumbar blog di lab, gw nggak bakal sadar nih. Begronnya error ==;
Jadi sekarang diganti~ Sama apa nih? Namanya web blog.. Gw nemu di Btemplates.

...
Sesuai judul, siapa ya yang pernah ngomong kalo blogging itu ketinggalan jaman? Hayo ngaku! Jujur aja, blogging kadang nyenengin juga. Emang males sih ngisinya, Abis nggak ada yang baca. Tapi bukan berarti bilang blogging itu jadul, blogging itu alay, dan sebagainya kan?

Tapi gw emang anak alay sih.. Bagaimana kau tahu? Dikenal dengan:
1. Mahir membuat tulisan alay "k3aK b'GiN!,,,"
2. Sokul (jangan baca so cool, tapi sok kul). Baik dari penampilan maupun pergaulan =)
3. Sering ngawur2in bahasa Inggris (ayem souri, tengkyu, ekskiuzmi, dkk dtt dll)'

3-3nya gw banget =)) =))

Reader.. Pingin nanya dikit..
Kok gw gampang marah ya sekarang2 ini? Gw jadi lebih sering bentak orang, marahin orang, nggak sekut (kata seseorang: nggak nyante). Padahal (menurut gw) dulu gw orangnya lumayan pendiem *cough* n pemalu *suara muntah di kejauhan*. Ini mending PMS doang. Lah pas bukan 'masa'nya? Marah2 juga ah.. Unng.. Inta nggak pingin jadi anak galak.. *pasang muka se-cute mungkin* *dimasukin tong sampah*

Inta bikin tulisanentahapainipuisibukansyairbukan buat PLN.

Kepingin rasanya kumenonjok PLN~
Karena memadamkan listrik seenaknya~
Walaupun bagus 'tuk bumi istirahat.
Tapi tolong lihat2 kebutuhan orang dulu.

Terima kasih banyak untuk PLN~
Karena membuat bumi adem~
Tapi kenapa harus pada malam hari.
Ketika kami membutuhkan cahaya lampu.

Pelajar harus mengerjakan tugas.
Bapak-bapak harus bekerja.
Mereka semua sedang butuh lampu.
PET! Tau-tau mati lampu..

Aduh sialan! (hahai)
Besok dihukum (anjaai)
Besok diomelin (hadooh)

Mati listrik yang jadi gara-gara.
Jari tengah pun diacungkan 'tuk PLN~

Hohoh. Kalo mau mademin listrik nih bang, jangan malem. Lebih rugi daripada mati siang2 lho! Dapet tuduhan, ejekan, jari tengah.. Mang enak?

Oh ya readers, kalian pernah ngerasain gak kalo 'i am now walking on my history'? Gw lagi ngerasain lho, serius. Seolah, history gw lagi di rewind. Kesibukan masa2 kelas 6 gw dulu ama yang sekarang sama. Temen deket kelas gw kembali bernama Prili n Ana (Ana-nya beda sih...), kayak kelas 7. Gw kembali ngerasa 'being hated'. Hobi gw dengerin musik di 74 balik lagi walau musiknya (jauh) beda. Nilai gw kembali ke keluarga 8 dan 7. Gw suka ngeyel bin nyolot (Kata seseorang: nyolot itu ngelawan) ama guru, kayak kelas 6 banget. Lama2 apa? Dipanggil ke BK gara2 gangguin adek kelas? LOL! Sumpah ya, cukup amazing buat gw.

...
Udah ah ngebacotnya, jam gw buat belajar nih <-- Tobat.
Jaa nee...

Bulan Puasa yang bersinar =) Cerita GaJe di dalam kemasan..

2009-09-16T09:22:00.000-07:00

Arigatou sayonara I can't say a word so please God, give me some courage
"Hey, wait! I... I...!"
Then I realized that there's no distance between you and me
Can I cry just for now?
Words are no longer needed, hold me tight and never let me go
(Never let me go...)
-When The First Love Ends - Hatsune Miku-

HALOOOO!!!
Tuh kan tau2 udah selese bulan puasanya n gw belom ngepost apa2 -_____-' Nggak niat bet dah lo ta punya blog. Cuma buat diganti2 layoutnya doang eeekekekekeke...

Sekalian, gw rangkum aja kali ya repiunya... Gw bagi2...

Cerita 1: Taraweh di mesjid deket rumah

Malem pertama tanggal 1 Ramadhan 1430 H, gw dengan alimnya memutuskan untuk pergi ke mesjid. Ke mesjid, bukan berarti penampilannya alim juga. Gw cuma pake kaos putih kesukaan gw yang beli di PRJ taun lalu sama celana jins panjang.

Cukup tentang penampilan, gw mulai ke solatnya. Imam bacanya biasa aja sih, cuma ayat Qur'annya kebanyakan.. Mending Al 'Ala (Sabbihisma Rabbikal 'A la)yang masih gw apal dikit2, ini keknya awal Al Baqarah (Alif laaam Miim.. Dzalikal kitabula raiba fiih blablabla). Woi, gw capek nih bediri!

Khatbahnya nggak kalah stress.. Udah tau pake mic, ngomongnya pake treak2 lagi. Gw jadi nggak bisa konsen liat2 keluar, kesel ngeliatin layar tipi di depan gw. Ni orang nggak tau kali ya suaranya udah sekenceng2 apa? Bahasanya wow.. Brengsek, congek, upil... Khotib top.

Solat taraweh juga sama ama solat isya. Kesimpulan gw terakhir adalah: Dasar ibu2 berisik. Panas lagi (yang ini sih emang salah gw kagak deket2 kipas angin. Tapi beberapa malem sesudahnya gw didepan kipas angin, mukena gw diterbangin mulu).

Pas pulang malem pertama tarawehan, gw lagi make sendal... Terus liat 2 biji sosok yang gw kenal.. Tak lain dan tak bukan.. Aji n Qiqi! Ebused kok nggak keliatan ya di pintu? Pokoknya abis pake sendal, gw buru2 keluar dari kapling mesjid n ngeliat jam... Lho.. Kok... NIH DETIK JAM JALAN DI TEMPAT YAK? ELAAAH! Gw nengok ke belakang. Qiqi kabur ke mesjid lagi (keknya sih nyari sendal), sedangkan Aji lagi pake sendal. Gw buru2 nyoba betulin jam gw. Caranya adalah: Getokin pake tangan. Udah sih.. Gw getokin udah bener lagi.. Tapi setelah bernapas lega, gw denger suara dari belakang:
"Mo ke Mesjid apa jalan2?"
... Sialan. Kenapa tadi gw nggak langsung ngibrit aja yah? Aji udah keburu selese pake sendal deh.. Sial beet...

Cerita 2: Bukber di rumah Renren aka Qiqi

Tanggal 7 Ramadhan, Cantya mengadakan ide brilian untuk mengadakan buka puasa bersama di rumah Renren karena dianggap ada tetangga yang dikenal (Baca: Gw n Aji). Gw sih setuju aja. Awalnya pada berencana akan ngumpul di rumah gw dari jam 10, yang langsung keluarga gw (+ gw) tolak mentah2. Udah selese diurus, akhirnya kita sepakat ketemuan di rumah Qiqi dari jam 5-an.

Nah, waktu gw lagi enak2 baca Kuroshitsuji di MF, tau2 gw ditelpon Chii. Yodah, gw angkat. Cuplikan pembicaraan:

Gw: "Halo"
Chii: "Halo, ta?"
Gw: "Ya?"
Chii: "Rumah lo dimana sih?"

Gw mikir dulu. Kok nih anak udah nanyain rumah gw? Emang dia ada dimana? Yodah, gw kasih tau aja yang liwat di kepala gw

Gw: "Depan turunan pas"
Chii: "Turunan yang mana?"

Gw makin bingung.

Gw: "Lo dimana sih?"
Chii: "Gw ngikutin 74.. Sekarang ada di Pizza Hut ini nih"
Gw: *ngakak dalem ati ngebayangin Ninis ngintilin 74 dari Blok M... YA ENGGAK LAH!* "Oooh.. Masih jauh lagi neng. Nanti lo cari aja wilayah yang berisi banyak 74 PERTAMA lo temuin. Sekarang ikutin terus 74-nya!"
Chii: "Ok Ok"

... Agak susah jadi penunjuk jalan.. Aji kemana sih?
Karena udah pada di Deplu, gw cabut aja dari MF. Gw gosok gigi dulu. Lagi asik2nya gosok gigi, tau2 Chii nelpon lagi. Jaah.. Gimana nih mulut gw masih berbusa? Gw kumur sekenanya, terus ngangkat telpon.

Gw: "Haloo?" (sambil males2an)
Chii: "Ta, gw udah mulai jalan lagi. Kata lo wilayah yang banyak 74-nya? Mana ya?"
Gw: "... Tetep ikutin 74. Gw susul lo ke tempat yang dilewatin 74. Ntar lo liat aja ke sebelah kanan anak berbaju ijo n celana jins bawa2 bord biru ama tas mukena putih"
Chii: "*ngakak* Iya deh.."

Daripada gw kasih jalan sesat, mending gw capek kan?
Gw buru2 bersiin mulut gw, ngambil bord n tas mukena terus treak "Aku jemput Chii dulu yah!". Gw denger nyokap bales treak "jangan lari kak, puasa". Yodah, gw jalan sampe di puncak turunan... Belok... LARIII~~!! Gw beneran lari dari belokan sana ke Sawo. Amazing? Kaga ah biasa aja =)).

Gw nyampe disana, gw belom liat ada tanda2 Chii disana. Ya udah gw diem nungguin.. Gerak muter2 nyontoh Sapu. Nggak lama, gw liat ada kijang/panter/toyota/apakek yang penghuninya nunjuk2 ke gw. Siapa ya? Detik berikutnya, baru gw tau kalo itu adalah rombongan Chii; Lia, Cyrillive, Taiki, Qoqo, ama Chiinya sendiri. Mereka diturunin di sebrang, jadi mereka yang nyebrang. Mampus lo pade, belon tau nyebrang Sawo sore2 susahnya kek apa... Wakakakakai...

Setelah menjerit Intaa.. Intaaa... HALOOO... , gw nganter mereka ke rumah Qiqi yang sebelumnya juga belum gw ketahui =). Sambil jalan, gw nelpon Ko. Gw takutnya, dia nyasar. Gw udah 2 kali maen ke rumah dia, cuma dianya belum mengenal Flamboyan. Gw takut dong dia nyasar. Jadi yang lain pada ngobrol, gwnya nengok2 ke belakang mulu.

Waktu udah pada liwat di depan rumah gw, gwnya bilang "Chii, lo kan tadi nanya rumah gw dimana. Gw bilang aja diujung turunan. Maksut gw tuh inii~ (nunjuk rumah sendiri)". Chii cuma bilang "Jiaah... Bukan itu juga maksut gw. Tapi oh, ini rumah lo?" Semua juga pada Ber-Oh. Gw diem aja. Ngapain ngebacot kalo nggak perlu?

Yang gw paling malu adalah bagian udah hampir deket rumah Qiqi. Udah depan warung. Gw jalan duluan sama Qoqo. Gw nengok ke belakang, ngeliat yang laen masih pada jalan sante di depan belokan rumah Aji. Gw jalan cepetan dikit.. Nengok ke belakang lagi. Ketutupan pohon. Tapi agak lama gw liatin, kok si Chii dkk nggak liwat2 ya? Jangan2...

"HUAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAA~~!" Gw ngakak kenceng. Jangan2 mereka bukannya lurus, malah belok ke rumah Aji lagi. Canggih! Gw ngakak kekencengan, sampe ibu2 di jalanan itu ngeliatin gw. Eh nggak taunya... CHII DKK LURUSS! Aduhnyakbabe.. Malu banget gw.

Abis nyampe di rumah Qiqi n naek ke atas, gw langsung tiduran di kasur tempat tidurnya. Aih~ Enaak... Gw tau disitu ada Asuka, Rei-sama, Ishii, Cantya, Aji, Qiqi, Rudy, n Om Om Jualan Tukang Bakso; cuma lanjuut... Gw nggak peduli.. Nyemm..

Tau2 hape gw ngerenyet. Bukan cuma ngerenyet deng, bunyi juga. Dari Koharu. Yodah gw angkat aja:

Gw: "Halo?"
Ko: "Ta, gw dah didepan rumah lu!"

... Astajiim... Baru enak2an..
Udah kebiasaan n ripleks, gw treak ke kamar Qiqi "Gw jemput Ko dulu yah!" Lalu banting pintu seenak jidat. Gw lupa itu rumah orang~ XP

Gw lari dari rumah Qiqi ke Rumah gw. Dari ujung ke ujung.. Cuma lanjut deh... Mau buka ini. Gw nyampe disana, Ko nggak sendirian. Ada mbaknya juga. Gw tarik aja ke rumah bentar, sekalian ngembaliin bord. Tapi dianya nggak masuk.. Orang cuma naro bord di meja ruang tamu XP.

Ripleks, gw treak "Ayaah.. Ibuu.. Aku berangkat yaaaa!!"
Nggak ada respon, jadi gw tinggalin aja. Gw jalan lagi melewati jalan yang sama.. Puh..

Sampe di rumah Qiqi lagi, gw cuma nemu dikit anak2 yang ada di kamar Qiqi. Ternyata pada narsis di genteng.. Woi! Kagak ngajak2 lo pade! JAHAT! *dilempar ke tong sampah*
. Akhirnya gw ikut narsis 2 foto.. Cuma numpang liwat hehehe~

Gw udah guling2an di kasur, nunggu buka puasa. Sekalian gangguin Om om jualan tukang bakso, asuka, ama Cantya. Terus pas si Gigi Kelinci denger ada bedug dari mesjid deket rumah, kita langsung rame2 ngambil aqua gelas. Asuka ama Rudy diem di pinggir, ceritanya 'menghormati' orang buka puasa. Cantya ngeluarin 2 lusin Jco mini2. Dijatah, masing2 maksimal 3. Sebenernya Tajilan di sana banyak juga, cm gw males ngambilnya. Gw lebih suka makan nasi <-- Kebiasa buka puasa pake kurma n aer putih. Abis solat maghrib, kita makaaan! Gw awalnya cuma ngambil.. Yang kuah2 itu apalah namanya. Udah gitu gw nggak makan nasi. Tapi ngeliat anak2 laen pada makan nasi, gw juga jadi mau. Akhirnya gw ambil nasi dikit, ama lauk dikit karena ada cabe ijonya. Pas gw duduk, gw bingung. Kenapa yang laen pada ngeliatin gw dengen pandangan aneh? Daftar Reaksi: Chii: *ngakak gaje sambil nunjuk piring gw* "Nasinya.. NASINYA!!" Ishii: "Buset ta" Cyrillive: "... Banyak amat..." Gigi Kelinci: "Gw aja makannya nggak segila itu" Om om jualan tukang bakso: *ngakak gaje* Tuan Rumah (Qiqi): *geleng2 pala* Qoqo: "Taa.. Lo kurang makan sayur.. Sini gw tambahin" *ngambil piring dari tangan gw yang masih bingung* Gara2 diambilin sayur wortel2, dedaunan gitu2, gw jadi agak eneg makan. Maap, saia ini karnipora. Qoqo aja bilang "Jangan muntah taa..". Yah, keknya efek sayur. Segitu jarangnya gw makan sayur di rumah yak? Abis makan, gw tidur2an dulu di kamar Qiqi. Gw nggak takut gemuk ini. Karena keisengan Taiki n Cyrillive, posisi mereka jadi nimpa gw. Nggak sengaja, kena om2 jualan tukang bakso pula. Udah gitu, yang kena akibatnya gw juga. Muka gw DILUDAHIN sama dia. Kesel banget gw. Sabar.. Bulan puasa mending jangan cari ribut. Akhirnya gw bangun dari kasur, terus ngadu ama Lia. Dia nyuruh gw cuci muka berkali2. Kesel gw agak ilang. Kesel gw bener2 ilang pas syuting termelet2 yang kocak n ancur minah. Gw sebagai si partner. Qoqo n Ishii jadi yang 2 biji pembawanya itu lho.. Sumpah kocak abis.. Gw cuma bisa nutup muka, pura2 nangis kehilangan 'Ayah' (Gigi Kelinci). Selengkapnya bisa diliat di HP Aji, itu pun kalo dia belon ngapus. Yang jelas akhir2nya gaje deh. Gw jadi anak RSJ yang kabur. Elaaah.. Bokapnya tuan rumah udah nyuruh kita wudhu buat tarawehan. Belon ada yang ke kamar mandi, jadi gw duluan. Tapi begitu keluar kamar mandi, om om jualan tukang bakso gebok muka gw dengan sengaja. ... ... ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIII!! Gw nggak bisa nahan marah. Wudhu gw jadi batal! Gw udah ilang kesabaran. Gw dorong Om2 jualan tukang bakso ke pintu yang nembusnya ke genteng n gw tutup pintunya. Yang gw nggak tau, di sana juga ada bokapnya si tuan rumah. Duh, malu bet gw... Maap yah om... Maap juga Qiqi.. Abis solat isya + kulpalasit (Kuliah empat belas menit) + Tarawehan, kita.. NARSIS LAGII!! Berhubung kamarnya Qiqi berpintu bagus, kita foto2 di depannya. Ada yang pake kamera HP Aji, ada yang pake kamera Bokapnya Qiqi. Yang jelas, stay rusuh! Ehehehehe... Abis tidur2an bentar di kasur Qiqi, gw nemuin banyak anak laen udah angkat tas, mo pada pulang. Gw akhirnya ngikut keluar. Keleyengan banget... Abis pada pulang semua, tinggal gw sama Aji yang tinggal pulang jalan kaki. Ditengah2 jalan, gw disamperin bokap. "Nah ini dia kamu.. Pulang juga akhirnya!". Gw seneng banget acara begonoan lagi =). Dimana bisa ngumpul n ngerusuh segitu banyak.. Bukan hanya di sekolah~

Cerita 3 + Repiu: Thank You TGA!!

Memanfaatkan kupon diskon 15% dari sekolah, gw ngacir ke TGA PIM. Sekalian beli beberapa buku buat keperluan sekolah. Tapi abis gw liat.. KOK BUKU SOAL2 GITU UDAH PADA DISKON YA? Mana cuma dikit banget lagi. Nggak modal deh.

Nyokap gw nyari buku lain buat dibeli. Qur'an buat adek gw, n satu buku agama tentang apaaa itu. Gw? Masa gw cuma dapet buku UUD? Cari lagi dung... Gw lagi liat2 rak buku komik. Mata gw kepincut sama komik temen dA, Bob Raigen, yang judulnya Thank You. Gw emang udah penasaran pingin beli tuh komik. Tapi di sebelahnya ada Seikesshou Albatross 2 yang udah nggak ada di gramed. Gw bingung, pilih mana ya? Tapi abis Ting Tang Ting Tung, gw lebih milih beli Thank You aja.Nyampe rumah, bukannya ganti baju, gw malah tidur di kasur sambil ngerobek plastik komik. Bodo lanjut nyokap mo bilang apa. Selesai baca... Gw dapat memberi penilaian (ciailaah):

"Gambarnya masih agak kaku, walo udah detil. Ada beberapa bagian gambar yang keliatannya 'belom selesai dengan bagus'. Tapi menurut ceritanya, gw suka banget. Gw bisa ngerti kenapa Will langsung berubah drastis dari periang jadi pendiam n misterius. Gw suka dimana dia akhirnya dapet penerang idup. Dan gw suka keinginannya yg gede buat ngucapin terima kasih walau harus dibayar nyawa. Gara2 ini, gw jadi inget gw juga punya penerang idup. Banyak malahan. Yang di komik ini, cuma atu! Gw paling suka Dave di sini^^ Abis imuut~"

Gw lagi berencana bikin Fanart buat komik ini. Udah ada idenya, cuma belon gw gores^^

Cerita 4: Buber sekolah

Merasa pernah liat cerita ini sebelumnya? Carilah di Blognya Shara ato Blognya Anska!

Berkat paksaan BoNyok gw yang ngeliat selebaran sansulat (PeSANtren-SUper-kiLAT), gw diharuskan cabut jam sebelas kurang pat lima tanggal 18 Ramadhan hari selasa pake baju hari jum'at. Gw males banget sebenernya. Apalagi gw pulang disuruh sama Aji. Elaah.. Cuma gara2 BoNyok gw takut gw ketiduran di bis aja pas pulang malem.

Pas hari H, gw udah nyiapin semuanya. Buku tulis, alat tulis, Qur'an, Mukena, n kerudung. Gw tinggal nunggu jam sebelas kurang pat lima aja.. Gw juga udah janjian sama Aji buat berangkat bareng.

Untung di Aji ngingetin gw di FB. Gw nengok jam udah setengah sebelas. Gw langsung bilang 'Cabut sekarang' sambil rusuh ganti baju. Pas dia jawab OK, langsung gw matiin nih Pixie.

Gw pegel nungguin dia di Portal. Jam HP gw yang kecepetan 5 menit makin bikin gw gregetan karena dia bilang sekarang jam 10.56. Emang sih, bisa aja gw nunggu di rumah gw wong ketemuannya di rumah gw kok. Cuma gw males gara2 ada nenek gw yang ngomong nggak jelas. Risi gw lama2! Tinggalin gw nunggu sendiri emang kenapa sih? Untung si Aji jalannya cepet. Pas gw hampir ninggalin, dia nongol dari pohon. Elah..

Nyampe skul, masih rame anak2 kelas 7 n 8 bubaran. Nyampe sekolahna sendiri baru ada Gigi Kelinci, Chii, Om2 jualan tukang bakso (Yang pake peci merah kek monyet aladin), n Cantya. Padahal udah setengah 12 lho, waktu yang diharuskan ngumpul.

Pas mulai pesantren, kita solat zuhur berjamaah. Terus juga, disuruh ikut 2 materi gitu. Ibadah n Akidah. Buat 9H, Ibadah cewek duluan dan Akidah cowok duluan. Nantinya gantian. Sama Sal*beep* boring.. Sama Yu*beep*, seru ngajak ketawa! Selama pelajaran gitu, kerudung gw pake-copot-pake-copot lho.. Ketauan bejatnya wekekekei~

Abis pelajaran, kita solat ashar berjamaah, terus tadarus se mesjid ampe jam 4 (kira2 15 menitan lah). Ribet ngikutinnya bo.. Jadi gw, Chii, n Ishii diem aja di pinggir. Dengerin toh ada pahalanya juga. Pas udah selese, semua teriak semangat SODAKOLOHUL AJIIM!!

Abis itu, maen Game Gaje (GG)!
Kelompok gw ato yang lebih tepat disebut kelompok karisma karena dia ketuanya (Anggota: Gw, Chii, Aru Ouji-sama, Ishii, Asuka, Divi, n beberapa orang lagi gw lupa) dikasih nama SITI FATIMAH. Jadi, kita disuruh...
1. Membuat 1 paragrap tentang nama tokoh kelompok (Contoh: Kelompok SITI FATIMAH nyeritain satu paragrap tentang SITI FATIMAH)
2. Menyebutkan nama2 malaikat beserta tugasnya
3. Menulis nama2 kelompok beserta artinya (Contoh: Asuka Nakamura = Asu dari kata anjing, Ka dari kata Suka, Nakamura nama gabungan ayah-ibunya. Singkatnya, arti nama Asuka Nakamura adalah Nakamura suka anjing. Tapi itu HANYA CONTOH!)

Gw diem buat yang ketiga. Apakah kiranya arti dari nama Rininta Ariastyanti?
Gw tanya nyokap. Jawabannya: "Rininta mah kagak ada Artinya kak. Kalo Ariastyanti itu artinya anak dari ______ (nama Bokap) sama _____(nama Nyokap). Gw diem. Kenapa nama depan gw kagak ada artinya yak? Berarti gw nulis 'Rininta Ariastyanti = Rininta anak orang tuanya'. Iyalah.. Masa anak Monyet kawin ama kucing?

Masih untung nama2 kita nggak disebutin keras2 pake Mic karena masalah waktu.

Abis GG, kita dapet 'Siraman Rohani' di Aula. Gw ngambil tempat di pojok belakang. Tapi, cewek disuruh kedepan. Tadinya gw pengen bilang "Saya cowok pak!", tapi nggak jadi takut disuruh ke toilet cowok. Terus gw ngesot ke depan. Untung dapet tempat di pinggir.

Baiasalh siraman rohaninya.. Tentang Orang-tua-ditutup-kain-kafan (Jangan sebut kalimat singkatnya kalau kau bukan super moron person).

Stop..
Yamete Kudasai..

Gw nutup kuping.
Ayumu nangis di paha gw.
Ko nunduk. Diem aja.
Chii gw liat agak sesengukan.
Om2 jualan tukang bakso, Taiki, n Aji nutup muka pake tangan
Gw nutup mata.

Gw pengen nangis, tapi gw nggak mau. Ayolah Inta, banyak alasan lo nggak harus nangis. Pertama, bentar lagi juga bedug, sayang puasanya.. Nangis kan batal. Kedua, udah sering denger yang begini kok.. Di Pesantren kelas 7 malah lebih parah lagi! Ketiga, lo bukan cewek cengeng...

Beberapa lama kemudian, gw denger samar2 ada yang ngomong "ALLAHU AKBAR!". Pikiran pertama gw: Ayo buka puasa. Tapi si 'Penyiram Rohani' masih ngoceh terus. Gw nyolek Ko, terus bisik2 "Ko, udah Azan ya?" Ko malah ngakak gaje. Gw bingung, yang laen sedih2an kok dia ngakak sendiri? Dia jawab "Belon ta.. Itu si U*beep* lagi mempersedih suasana..." Kok kek ngasih kabar baik kalo udah azan maghrib? Lanjut ah..

Tolong. Stop. Sekarang..

Akhirnya dia berhenti ngoceh. Tepat saat waktunya BUKA PUASAA!!
Kita cuma dikasih air putih dulu buat ngebatalin. Abis itu kita solat maghrib dulu.. Lalu.. MARI MAKAN KOLONEL YAKINIKU!

Gw, Chii, Lia, n Om2 Jualan Tukang Bakso makan di tangga depan aula. Gw dengan seenak ayam nele (?) masukin lauk ke mulut.. Haaaa LEPPUEDEESSS!! Ekstrim? Yes it is! Gw langsung nggak napsu makan. Abis isinya cuma Nasi, ayam PUEDESS, saos gaje, n salad. Gw males banget sama salad. Jadi gw cuma makan pake nasi n si saos gaje yang ternyata enak itu. Chii, Lia, Ko, n Ayumu bengong liat gw makan pake nasi n saos. Om2 jualan tukang bakso mah enak2 aja dapet tambahan lauk dari gw.

Abis makan, gw nyamber J.co Glazzy sekalian nyamperin Asuka dkk dilapangan. Ada Rei-sama, Gigi Kelinci, Cyrillive, Taiki, Ishii, Aji, Divi, Shara, Ipop, dan kawanan gajelaennya yang gak gw kenal ato lupa. Hasil pertemuan: Gw ngeliat adeknya Taiki (Yang dari tadi ngejailin Shara) n Narsis2an pake kamera Om2 Jualan tukang bakso n Aji.

Ditengah Narsis2an, tau2 Shara dateng bawa anak pake baju garis2 oren-item. Bajunya sih kek yang dipake adeknya Taiki. Tapi kok tampangnya beda ya?
Gw bener. Dia bukan adek Taiki.
Marilah kita liat apa yang terjadi dari blog Shara! (Ngakak gw bacanya)

... Para anak Bajep: "eh emang ini siapa sih?"

terus falah nanya kegue "ini siapa shar?"

gue: "hah? ini adenya argaaand"

biya: "hah? adenya argand? perasaan tadi mukanya ga kaya gini ya? wakaka"

bajep : "iya yaa iyaaa"

terus gue bilang gamau kalah "iiiih ini tuh adenya argand YANG TADI NGATAIN GUE GEMPA"

semua: "WAKAKAKA"

terus argand dateng dengan muka cengo abis WKAKAKKA

biya lgsg nanya : "gand, ini emang ade lo?"

argand: "hah? bukan" (cengooooo banget tampang nya)

gue : "HAH? BOONG NAJIS LU. INI ADE LU PARAH GA DIAKUIN"

argand: "bukaaaaaan, YAH GUE SIH MALU SALAH ORANG! "

terus semuanya langsung nanya gitu ke anak bocah tadi : "dek dek, kamu adenya ka argand bukan?"

dan dengan bodohnya anak itu jawab: "bukan"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?

gue : "terus , kamu adenya siapa?"

anak kecil tampang cengo : "mmm mmm,, dimas"

(dimas = temen sekelas gue juga)

gue : "HAH? DEMI APA LO?"

pantesan gue tarik dia cengo aja. kaga betakilan kaya adenya argand -_-
wakakkaa

terus gue nanya "gand terus ngapain lo tadi megan megang dia"

argand: "gue ga megang megang dia"

ANJRIIIIT, JADI DARI TADI GUE SLAAH ORANG?"

milzam : "WKAKAKAKAKA YAAAH SAHARA SALAH NGAMBIL ANAK!"

Mampus lo shar! Wakakakakai.. Gw cuma bilang "Hehehe.. Sori ya dek. Balik ke kakakmu aja ya.. Kelamaan disini, kamu bisa gila". Akhirnya dia ngacir.

Udah ah, gw mo pulang...
Aji minta gw nungguin dia. Dan janji bakal bayarin gw. OK, gw tungguin bentar lagi.
Pas gw n Aji udah di gerbang.. Yang heboh banyak.
Anak2 HOMBES: "Inta.. Ati2 ya ta.. Baca Ayat Kursi.. Syahadat ta!!"
Ayumu: "Cieee!! Pulang berduaaa A.. A.. AII!!"

Gw langsung ngabur aja. Gw males disuruh ngapa2in lagi. Yang jelas, gw nyesel banget gw ngasih tau Aji sekelas ama gw ke nyokap.

Di 74, gw nggak bisa tidur. Gw takut banget supirnya ngantuk. Gw selalu pasang mata (?).

Pas nyampe rumah, gw mendapati diri gw dalam keadaan nggak boleh puasa, solat, n baca Qur'an aka 'Periods'. Berarti tadi pas 'Siraman Rohani' gw bisa nangis dong? Msih untung kagak bocor..

Cerita 5 + Repiu: Final Destination 4 3D sekalian EKSTRIM DI PIM~!

Ada yang tau Final Destination disini? Yup.. Dibioskop ada yang ke empatnya lho.. Gw sempet nonton beberapa bagian di kelas bareng temen2.. Cuma belom selese gara2 BTA n Gempa.

Aji punya ide bagus bin gila buat lanjut nonton di XXI PIM dengan epek 3D! Ekstrim mantap! Kita langsung setuju, n janjian tanggal 25 Ramadhan (Baru kemaren). Aji yang nggak tau transport ke sana pingin berangkat bareng gw. Gw udah OK aja..

Film mulai jam setengah 1. Jadi gw harus berangkat PALING LAMBAT jam 11 biar masih dapet tiket. Chii pengennya nyampe jam 11, biar dia bisa ngepel PIM dulu. Kalo gw, nyampe setengah 12 jg cukup.

Pas Hari H dan jam J, si Aji sms gw yang isinya menyatakan dia nggak bisa ikut karena sodaranya dateng. Rite, jd gw berangkat aja sekarang (jam 10.38 kalo gak salah. Kata Jam Indovision).

Karena naek ojek, gw cepet nyampenya (mumpung kagak sendiri XP). Jadi gw udah nyampe di PIM jam 11 n Ngepel gramed dulu. Pas udah jam setengah 12-an, gw telpon2an sama Aru Ouji-sama. Ternyata dia udah di Fudkort. Daripada gw cengo udah selese ngepel, gw nyusul Ouji-sama aja. Pas nyampe PIM 2, gw bingung.

NGAPAIN DEH NUNGGU DI FUDKORT? BUKANNYA JAUH DARI XXI?

Abis tanya Ouji-sama lagi, ternyata maksud dia tuh Restoran Row XP. Gw nemu sih, cm sempet gw kira om2 kesepian..

Kita tadinya pengen jalan ke gramed (daripada bengong di Restoran Row). Jadi jalanlah gw sama Ouji-sama ke gramed. Gw agak menjauh dari Ouji-sama. Gw takut dikira adeknya/pacarnya (Lo gr ples2 sih ta...).

Tengah2 skywalk, gw nelpon Chii. Hasil nelpon adalah: Balik lagi ke XXI untuk menemui Ninis yang udah di tempat parkir. Gw agak risi jalan sama Oujo-sama.. Abis diem2an aja kagak bisa diajak becanda (Maap Aru... Abis kamu cool sih..).

Kita nunggu agak lama di depan bioskop. Aru Ouji-sama twitteran. Berkat Twitternya, gw jadi tau Taiki udah nyampe juga. Nggak lama kemudian.. Chii n Lia dateng! Akhirnya Oujo-sama gw yang kocak dateng juga. Nggak lama abis itu, Taiki dateng..

Tinggal nunggu Om2 Jualan tukang bakso n Cyrillive. Katanya, Cyrillive emang suka ngaret.. Lah yang satunya lagi? Udah minta bayarin, ngaret pula. Seperempat jam lagi, pelmnya mulai woi!

Chii lagi 'periods', jadi nggak sabaran. Dia nelpon Om2 Jualan tukang bakso n nyuruh dia lari sampe XXI. Dan bener aja, nggak lama kemudian dia dateng sambil lari megangin HP. Ngeremnya nggak mulus gara2 bord gw. CekiiiiitBUAK!! Gw gebok pake My Baby Honey Boardy (walau tetep, gw lebih suka Bord gila gw yang lama)~

Cyrillive emang udah dimaklumi, tapi waktu ngantri tiket udah mepet. Akhirnya bagian Cyrillive dibayar dulu sama Chii. Ngantrinya emang nggak ngantai, cuma tempat duduk ekslusip (belakang) Udah pada diambil. Jadi kita ambil barisan J. Lumayan laah..

Kita nunggu di depan bioskop lagi. Abis nunggu beberapa lama, akhirnya Cyrillive dateng (udah mepet sih).

Filmnya sudah hampir mulai! Masuklah ke teater!

Urutan duduk dari kiri ke kanan: Cyrillive, Aru Ouji-sama, Taiki, Lia, Chii, gw, Om2 jualan tukang bakso, n 2 orang pacaran tak dikenal. Gw nggak terima gw duduk di sebelah si anak nyampah, cuma gw pikir lumayan buat dijambak kalo gw ketakutan.

Pelm dimulaai.. Ayo pake kacamatanya!

Repiu nyelip dikit:
Beberapa temen gw bilang kalo FD3 masih lebih seru dari FD4. Cuma, yang ini serem n mati kreatip kok! Akhirnya emang nggak banget sih. Buat yang nonton 3D, selain lebih kerasa sadisnya, ada juga bagian dimana dia dapet vision bioskop meledug pas tokohnya lagi nonton movie 3D! Ngerasa sama kan? Buat yang nunggu Scene Hentai, siap2 kecewa. Di Skip =)). Terus juga, kalo yang takut sama uler, gw bilang ati2 aja..

Ada 4 Hal yang bisa gw ketahui:
1. FD4 itu sadis, apalagi 3D
2. Bahasa Inggris gw ternyata nggak jelek2 amat. *digorok*
3. Gw nggak bisa nyepelein hal kecil
4. Ada untungnya juga gw duduk di sebelah si anak nyampah. Gw narikin baju ato tangan dia mulu.

Abis dari PIM, gw mampir rumah Chii. Taksinya dibayarin Lia n Chii, Hontou ni Arigatou~~! Gw cuma gitu2 aja sih di rumah Chii. Solat, ketawa liat berita sport tentang orang melorotin celana di tengah lapangan bola, ngakak baca doraemon, n ngejailin Chaa (Adek Chii).

Saatnya gw pulang (Jam 4)...

Gw bisa aja nunggu 74 di depan bungur situ. Cuma ngeliat macetnya, gw tau 74 pasti lebih milih lewat kolong. Jadi gw jalan dari bungur ampe kostrad. Ternyata jauh juga ya? Untung dapet 74...

Pas masuk 74, gw dipelototin kek orang kampung. Gw diem aja. Bodo lanjut!

Lebaran hampir tiba teman2...
Inta cuma pingin bilang...
'Minal Aidin Wal Faidzin. Mohon Maaf Lahir dan Batin. Selamat Hari Raya Idul Fitri 1 Syawal 1430 H~'
Kenapa nggak ngomong nanti aja? Soalnya bentar lagia Inta mau mudik.. Inta nggak yakin bisa ngeti jurnal lagi nanti (Huh, Bandung payah kaga ada inet gratis buat urang mudik! *digiles urang2 bandung*)

Mo ngepost.. Ngepost apa? AUK!

2009-08-09T02:41:00.000-07:00

mori no komichi o tadottari
bara no ki no shita de ochakai
o-shiro kara no shoutaijou wa
HAATO no TORANPU~!
-Hitobashira Alice - MEIKO, KAITO, Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Len, Kagamine Rin-

Gw ngepost apa yak? Gw bingung dah, jujur. Gw emang keliatan kek nggak mampir ke nih blog atu dari posting terakhir gw. Padahal, tiap hari gw longokin buat bunyiin jam Miku di pinggir ituh~ Hatsune Miku.. Miku.. Miku.. Nananana.. Nah.. Nah.. Hatsune Miku~ Gw senyum2 ndiri denger lagunya. Lucu sih suaranya~XD

Oh iya..
Gw sekarang kalo inget suka cekikikan sendiri deh.. Itu.. Dulu tuh, gw benci banget sama yang namanya kaum adam. Kecuali keluarga gw, tentunya. Gw mikir, dulu semua yang berkelamin laki2 itu CUEK, ASAL DAPET BUKAN URUSAN, NYEBELIN, MINTA DITABOK, PIKIRAN ISINYA *piip* MULU, n LEBIH SUKA JUNGKIR BALIK NGGAK JELAS DARIPADA BACA BUKU. Dan waktu gw masuk 19.. Ternyata dugaan gw itu nggak kebukti

Tuh misalnya aja, yang ada di gengna Asuka. Ada yang banci, ada yang enak dijailin, ada yang diem2 aja, ada yg lebih doyan ngumpul sama cewek dari pada sama cowok, ada yang.. Walah, gw nggak nyangka ternyata cowok itu seru juga

Tapi tetep, gw lebih ngevote cewek dari pada cowok. Bukan maksudnya gw lesbi.. Bukaan.. Tapi.. Mereka lebih rame aja. Ada yang diem2 aja, jago ngelawak, hikkikomori (Gw nggak begitu nyantol apa arti hikkikomori, yang jelas dia lebih freakers daripada otaku), ngawur, tomboy, gila, dan masih sejubleg lagi yang bisa bikin idup gw rame ama mereka.

Oh iya, buat yang enggak tau vocaloid itu apaan (lirik Al sama Vai), nih gw kasih penjelasan!

Vocaloid is a singing synthesizer application software developed by the Yamaha Corporation that enables users to synthesize singing by just typing in lyrics and melody.

~~Copas dari mbah Wiki~~

Be te we, kenapa dari tadi gw pake icon mulu? Kocak aja ngeliat muka Rin yang kek orang pasrah gitu.. Kekekekkekek.. Padahal judulnya rinrapeface, tapi gw nggak tau artinya Rape apaan XP. Merasa pernah liat di suatu tempat? Kalau ente bilang 'dA aka DeviantArt', maka.. Bener! <--- Dipake lagi..

Ada yang tau Hitobashira Alice? Ada versi KHR ama One Piecenya lho.. Wkwkwkwk.. Main darah, hohoho..
Link video asli: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6MltGHO-lE&feature=related
Link video versi KHR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlI697RcZNY&feature=related
Link Video versi OP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwAjtimRt00&feature=related

Oh iya, ada yang tau Dark Wood Circus? Lagunya vocaloid juga.. Nah, ternyata bersekuel juga lho kek Aku no Musume, Aku no Meitsukai, sama Regret Message. Nih coba nonton..
Link pertama (Wide Knowledge of the Late, Madness. TOLONG TONTON SAMPE ABIS!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGMO1ko5EuM
Link kedua (Dark Wood Circus, My fav!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsjTBdiPq8o&feature=related
Link ketiga (Blue Ice Castle. TOLONG YANG BISA BAHAWA JEPANG, ARTIIN BUAT SAIA!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6Y-hEC2fME&feature=related

Boleh majang gambar? Blog sendiri ini~ XP

Watermark segala? Namanya juga orang stress.. Wkwkwkwkwkwk...
Gw gambar di sotosop, soalnya nggak modal nggak ada skener... Wkwkwkwkwkwk...

Ah ya, baru inget~
Kalo punya pengalaman sama iPod Classic yang overcharged, kasih tau gw dong musti digimanain...
Gini, jam sepuluhan, gw ngecharge tuh iPod di kamar bokap... Biar ada yang inget nyabut gitu maksudnya, jadi nggak overcharged... Bangun2 jam stgh lima, gw nengokin iPod ntu.. N udah lepas colokannya. Gw lega dong..

Pulang skul (Jum'at jam 12-an), gw mau nonton pideo DWC (Dark Wood Circus) di iPod itu.. Pas gw liat, kok dalem keadaan mati.. En.. Agak anget.. Pas gw nyalain, logo apelnya kagak muncul2 alias kagak mau nyala . Udah syok aja kan gw. Trus gw tanya nyokap..
Gw: "Bu, si iPod kenapa tuh? Kok enggak bisa dinyalain?"
Oka-san: "Hah? Tadi ibu baru ngelepas colokan chargenya jam 10. Udah panas banget. Kakak lama amat ngechargenya.."
Gw: *mikir bentar* "Bu, perasaan tadi pas bangun tidur colokannya dah dicabut deh.."
Oka-san: "Ayah yang nyolok"

Nah lo..
Nggak pake pelitak pelituk, gw lari ke komputer terus buka http://www.apple.com. Gw liat yang dibagian BATTERY. Ternyata suhunya kagak boleh lebih dr 95 derajat. Gw pegang jam 12-an aja masih anget, sepanas apa tadi pas nyokap gw cabut? Buseet.. Mana Servicenya ada di Ratu Plaza lagi.. Jauh~XP Yang udah berpengalaman soal ini, tolong kasih tau gw yak mesti ngapain.. Onegai!

Jaa nee~XD

Perkembangan di waktu SMP.. Lho? AAAAH BLOGGER SIALAN!!!!

2009-07-29T04:18:00.000-07:00

BLOGGER SIALAAAN!!!!
KEMBALIIN WAKTU GW!
KEMBALIIN TENAGA GW!
KEMBALIIN HP GW (?)!

KEMBALIIN BLOGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!! *scream*
BLOGGER SIALAN! RESE! SH*T! F*CK! DAMMIT! GOBLOK! BANGSAT! BRENGSEK! SEMPRUL! TAI! BABI! MONYET! GONDONGAN! BUDUK! KUDIS! PANU! ANJING! ANJRIT! KAMPRET! )(^(%^$&^@*&%&^$*@#!+))*~%*!@(*~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)*(@(!~(@^(*%@!*(&@%(!&@_(!&*#_(^!)@*(!(@~_)*+~!)&@*(^!(@(!&!~@&$!@$!#@^!@&~!*@^~)(&_)*~*~~!!!

HAYO KEMBALIIN TENAGA GW KAMBING KUDISAN!! MONYET BENER SIH LU??!?!?!? NGGAK TAU MONYET APAAN? MONGKEY TUH MONGKEY! SIALAAN!!! BABI NYUNGSEP!

Inta? Ta? Haloo...?

2009-07-22T01:05:00.000-07:00

Negai wo kanaete kureru kimi
Mou inai kara
Kono umi ni watashi no omoi
Todokete morau no
-RIGURETTO MESEJI - Kagamine Rin-

Yak, langsung to the point, soriii banget nih..

Gw atas nama Haze Dicilia/Herdana Kuranase/Karen Denata/Mikan-san/Aqua Sherviara/Aqua Dafille Sherviara/Aqua Deviara/kaoru_buttercup/Mizuki Aria/Kanako Mizuki/Kazuki Mayu/Clarienetta Milkberry/Kaoru Haraki/Kaguraka 'Sachey' Aleth/Derine Suchitaki/Isumi Saginomiya/Akira Vontage/Asuka Vontage/Frederica Vinnetoule/Claudia Mechareena/Yuzuki Aria/Hasegawa Kyouichi/Tama-cchi desu atau yang cukup di panggil INTA sajah, dengan ini menyatakan

HIATUS SELAMA SETAHUN DARI HAMPIR SEMUA FORUM YANG GW IKUTI

Kenapa? Gw mo konsen sama 'sesuatu' dulu.. Kiiikikikikik.. Apaan tuh? Nggak usah gw kasih tau aaah..

Kalo ada yang bilang 'Persiapan buat UN akhir kelas IX nanti', gw ketawa aja.. Bener juga sih, tapi cuma 45%. Soalnya gw nggak bakal serajin itu belajar sampe ninggalin forum segala. Ada sesuatu yang lain... Yang pingin gw konsenin..

Lah terus kenapa lo nggak sambil foruming aja ta konsennya? Soalnya tuh ya, gw kalo foruming.. Bisa lupa waktu. Ntar gw lupa deh sama hal yang gw konsenin itu.. Terus lost! Gw sih, lebih rela di banned daripada kehilangan hal yang gw konsenin itu..

Khusus buat 9 Biji forum yang ber admin gw (Hell Girl, Air Gear, Azu-DAIOH, HnG, f4e, iaf, PPGZ, LR, Anime Music Lover), gw bakal longok paling juga kalo bener2 lagi nggak ada kerjaan n lowong tugas...

Buat FB, DA, Blog, dsc (Dan semacamnya)... Gw cuma demen buka bentar, jadi gw nggak usah bilang hiatus.

Udah ya.. TUNGGU!!
Terus gimana temen2 forum lo? Lost contact aja gitu?
Ke FB gw aja. Gw biasanya available pulang sekolah (Jam tigaan) ama abis dinner bentar (Jam 8/9-an malem).
Alternatifnya, bales2an email ke inTralala@gmail.com, watch gw di dA ato follow gw di twitter (nuding burung2an di atas). Username gw di dA sama kek di blog ini. Jadi, copas aja tuh alamat blog terus ganti blogspot sama deviantart.. Hehehe.. <-- Numpang promosi

Kalo ada Guest tak dikenal ber-IP 59.xxx di sutbox forum lo, itu gw^^ Palingan gw lagi iseng nunggu loding dA yang sama lemotnya ama FB..

Udah ya..
Gw log off dlo di tuh forum2!

My holiday has filled by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! <--- Ngaco banget b.ing-nya

2009-07-08T23:23:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~~!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~~~!
GYAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOYYYYYY~~~!!!

Buset, kenapa lo ta? Oh, nggak papa. Gw cuma agak seneng jerit2 belakangan ini? Kenapa ya? Baru juga gw mo post. Banyak yang bikin gw menjeritkan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA di liburan ini. Wkwkwkwkwkwk...

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for my lil' sister
jujur, kalo lagi good mood, anaknya imuut banget. Tapi kalo udah di bad mood, gw bisa jadi karung tinjunya dia. Mending tenaganya anak kecil. Ini anak tenaga tinjuannya sama kek tinju-medium outoo-san gw. Sekali jotos, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

2. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for my PINK sigg
Buat beberapa orang, tau dong kalo gw sama sekali benci PINK. Termasuk tulisan PINK ini yang bikin gw gatel (Halah, lebay -_____-'). Mo liat siggnya kek apa? kek gini nih..

Kenapa gw pake PINK? Soalnya, warna lain nggak cocok. Jujur deh. PINK, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for Anime Paper
Kenapa lagi nih? Sebenernya nih, gambar di anime paper bisa nyaingin minitokyo. Scan2nya banyak n keren! Gw bisa dapet banyak gambar bagus buat sigg, wallpie, ato ava. tapi.. GW NGGAK NEMU TOMBOL REGIS-NYA~~!! Padahal kalo mo ngambil gambar dari sono, harus regis... Sekali lagi, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

4. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for MiniTokyo~!!!
Hip hip, horeee! Akhirnya gw memutuskan bikin account di minitokyo. Minitokyo kan scannya bagus2! Wallpienya juga keren2! Wiih~ Nggak nyesel deh, walopun donlot perjam ato perhari aja pake kuota.. Bodo ah, gw rela nunggu ini. Jadi, kalo ada yang mau minta gambar dr minitokyo, komen ke sini ya... *pamer* *dijotos reader*. Semua gambarnya bikin gw AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

5. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for Issei's art
Sumpah, gambar nih orang baguuus banget. Kebanyakan jiplakan, tapi keren abis! Mirip banget! Ada yang mau liat? Nih di http://pandora-hearts.forumotion.net/art-room-f14/karya-busukjangan-diliat-dx-ditendang-t153.htm. Art2nya bikin gw AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

6. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for FMA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Gw nggak bisa nonton FMA lagi!! Gara2 adek gw yang P_)*^*$#&^@!#(^!@$#&^!%#*&(!%*^ itu~~!!! HAAAAHUHAHAUAHAHUHAHUHAAAAA... I MISS YOU RIZAAAAA *lebay mode: ON*
Riza: ... *menjauh perlahan dari gw*

7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for Yakitate!! 10~~
Pineli, komik yang gw tunggu2 dateng juga. Gw dikasih tau sama ninis waktu gw berusaha mau bobo. Gw neken tombol pager... 'New Message Received. Read now?'... Buka kunci HP... teken Yes.. Terus baca 3 kata berarti yang gw tau.. Dicerna... Dicerna.. Dan... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Tapi gw baru bisa beli kapan2.. Huhuhu... Sebodo! Yang penting udah ada! *Bara api mode: ON*

Nanti lagi deh, peristiwa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHnya.. Kalo sabtu minggu ada, gw edit post ini..
Jaa minna! *langsung solat magrib biar bisa nonton SnS II*

Award award!

2009-07-06T23:19:00.000-07:00

Yeeiy! Akhirnya gw bikin award juga~ *dijotos ana gara2 ngikutin*
Gomenne! Tapi gw bosen banget!
Yak, kita akan memberi Award untuk TOP 7 menurut gw di dunia otaku! Yeeiy~!
Kenapa top 7 ta? Hohoho.. kalo top 5, top 3, ato top 10 kan sering.. Lagian, gw suka angka 7~ *seenaknya* *ditakol bemo*
Pertama, marilah kita bikin award Anime dulu.. TOP 7!

1. Shakugan no Shana II
Kyaa! Shakugan no Shana ini OSTnya keren2! Gw suka anime ini soalnya jalan ceritanya keren. Awalnya, gw rada nggak nyambung karena gw belum pernah nonton episot satunya. Shana itu kereen~XD. Gw demen ama nih anak atu. Tapi bukan berarti gw yuri. Ada char laen yang gw suka, si Fumina-something itu. Warna rambutnya keren banget~ <-- Suka cuma gara2 warna rambut 2. FMA: Brotherhood
Keren banget! Gw disini cuma demen dengerin Ed ngomong! KYAAA~! PAKU ROMII!!! *guling2 gaje* *digampar*. Ehmm Yah.. Jangan salah. Gw juga suka ceritanya kok. Cuma kadang ngomongnya belibet, jadi gw males dengerin. Kadang kalo lagi bagian ngelawak, gw ngakak bisa sampe guling2 <-- Lebay *lirik gambar* Itu.. Kenapa matanya si Mas2 tengik disensor? Oh.. Kerjaan gw tuh. Gw benci banget ama tuh orang.Gw sendiri nggak tau kenapa. Yang jelas dia orang nggak penting! Sori buat yang suka. Terus ta, kenapa lo masang kaga ada ed n alnya? Mereka kan tokoh utama. Sebodo. Disini Riza Hawkeye-nya keyeen~~~ *ditimpuk*

3. K-On!
Sumprit, anime ini kocak banget. Gambarnya simple dan lebih banyak gerak~ Lagunya juga lumayaan... Rekomendasi deh buat yang pingin jadi Otaku. Anime ini kocak banget! Studio yang ngeluarin sama lho ama Haruhi Suzumiya ama Lucky Star. Pokoknya Anime ini bikin gw pingin nge-band lulus SMP <-- Padahal maen suling aja masih ngaco.

4. Jigoku Shoujo Mitsugane
Gw demen banget sama Ai Enma disini. Udah keliatan lebih dewasa. Dan Yamawaro mulai sering terlihat! Nyaaw! Yamawaro! Episot 1nya Yuri banget sih.. OPnya keren abis! Gyaaa~ Bukan cuma lagunya, tapi videonya juga! Two Thumbs Up dari gw!

5. Hayate no Gotoku!

ANIME PARODI YANG SUMPRIT SERING BIKIN GW NGAKAK 100% GULING2 DI SOPA!!! Bisa aja nih yang namanya Kenjiro Hata. Banyak banget parodinya. Sailormoon, star trek, gundam, apa aja ada. Conan paling sering nongol. Katanya malah bakal ada Hatsune Miku, Parodi KHR, ama kingdom hearts. Gw nggak tau sih, tapi asli sensoran2 itu jadi khas HnG. Masa katanya Nagi bikin manga di detnot! Jiaahahahahaaah.. Kecewa juga sih, di animax sensorannya nggak ditulis di teks.. Nggak asik~

6. Soul Eater

Tunggu tunggu tunggu.. Sebelom nulis repiunya.. Kenapa gambarnya gede banget sih ta? Bodo, gw suka gambar gede. Biar mantep *dilempar*

Gw belom bisa bilang gw bosen ama anime ini. Emang udah lama sih.. Ah, biarin dah! Anime ini bis bikin gw gebrak2 meja komputer. Ngakak. Apalagi yang si excalibur itu yang resenya minta ampun. Kocak abis, baik yang sama kid n blackstar atopun yang sama saingan si Maka-honey~~ *dijotos maka*. Pokoknya buat yang belum tau, mending nonton deh! Keren lho.. Gambarnya juga simple banget~ <--- Promo mode: ON

7. xxxHolic

Selama apapun animenya, asal bisa bikin gw ngakak, gw tulis jadi paporit dah! Udah paling seru kalo si Yuuko ngejengkelin Watanuki, terus didukung ama Domeki. Watanuki pastinya bakal sewot banget. Apalagi Himawari kesayangannya ternyata ngedukung Domeki. Kasihan kamu nak... *tepok2 pala Watanuki* *dilempar ke jurang*. Tapi keren lho, epek2 asepnya banyak. Hantu2nya juga nggak nakut-nakutin amat <-- Penakut. Juga, gambarnya panjang panjaaang... *digamparin nyonya2 CLAMP*. Animenya nyonya2 CLAMP emang top deh! Kasih jempol buat nyonya2 CLAMP! (Jangan jempol kaki ya, jempol tangan aja..)

Ehmm ehm.. Sekarang Award buat 7 manga terfavorit! Horeree~~!*applause* *digantung*

1. Yakitate!! Japan

Animenya emang udah lama lewat. Di Shonen Star juga udah tamat kan ya? (iya nggak sih?). Tapi kalo baca manganya dengan boso indonesia.. Gw ngakak setengah mampus deh! Serius! Gw dikelas sering dikira gila kalo udah baca Yakitate!! Tapi gw kagum ama tuh si Kazuma. Makanannya itu lho~ Keknya enak.. Bukan.. Bukan berarti gw ngeganti buku tataboga gw jadi komik Yakitate. Mana mungkin gw percaya gitu aja. Masa bikin roti pake susu kedelai! Gigi lu congean (?). Tapi gw pernah percaya aja sih waktu gw liat sekilas ada ROTI KEDELAI di clairemont. Gw jadi kepikiran mulu ama yakitate ini.. Jangan2 resepnya bener lagi? Aah.. Bodo ah! Sekarang gw ketawa aja..

2. Yotsubato!

Iiih... Lutu banget ciih kamu.. *nyubit yotsuba* *disembelih koiwai*
Beneran, Yotsuba tuh cute banget~ Ndeso, tapi mukanya minta dicubiiit~ Gw direkomendasiin ama seseorang *lirik-lirik ko*. Pas gw baca sekali, gw ngakak setengah mati di gramed. Kocak abis. Kalo Yanda ama Yotsuba udah berantem, hualaah.. Rame! "Yanda makan kotoran! Yanda makan kotoran!" "Kotoran itu enak!" *ngakak*. Gw ngareep.. Semoga nih manga dijadiin animenya... Boleh ya Kiyohiko Azuma-sensei! Onegai! *sembah sujud* *digiles*

3. My Sweet Kaichou!

Gara2 si Chii, gw jadi suka ama komik ini. Lumayan, keren juga. Gw suka sama siapa nih namanya yang cewek.. Err.. Oh! Misaki Ayuzawa! Misaki misaki~~ Bisa banget yak dia jadi tomboy di skul n ramah tamah di cafe. Gw suka bagian dimana si Misaki ngasih pesenan buat trio payah. Kadang2 ada tulisannya 'MENYEBALKAN' ato apalah..

4. School Days

Agak kecewa juga sih gw sama nih manga. Abis katanya horor, ternyata shounen ai! Di onemanga cuma ada sampe chapter 12 n sampe chapter 7nya aja gw nggak nemu horor2nya. Mo nepu saia ya. *gulung lengen baju* *digampol*. Tapi sih, gambarnya keren kok. Moe sih moe, tapi keren! Gambar tangannya luar binasa! Detil, tapi gw kira agak ecchi..

Lanjut kalo sempet~XP

Meet SABAR, sang pelayan SURIP

2009-07-05T01:22:00.000-07:00

kono te wo hanasanai de
kimi kara tsutawaru omoi kara
kokoro ni nemuru negai ga mezameru
tsuyoi shisen no kanata
mayoi nai futari no sugata ga mieru
dakara susumu no saranaru toki e
-JOINT - Mami Kawada (Shakugan no Shana II OP1)-

Jia yeeiy! Hei minna!! Gw disini lagi bengong ngeliatin layar kompi. Daripada gw kesambet Yuuko Ichihara (?), gw milih buat blogging di blog gw yang tercinta.. Oh iya! Kalo templatenya nyusahin, bilang gw yak di SB! Biar gw cari yang lain. Abis, nih blog udah kayak website aja -___-'. Ganti aja tuh logo blogger di atas (Nunjuk URL Bar). Terus, ganti domainnya. TARAA! Blog gw-pun beneran jadi kek website. Padahal gw udah punya google site tuh. Dan.. Gw nggak ngerti samasekali.

Btw, masa nih..
Hari jumat, gw kan mau nonton transformer. Rencananya sih, pengen beli tiket buat yang jam 14.45. Bokap ngajak cabut jam setengah 2-an. Udah jalaaan.. Nyampee... Eh, pemeriksa keamanannya tuh yang di tempat ngambil karcis parkir goblok. Hah? Tuuh.. Bokap gw udah ngambil karcisnya, eh BAGASI MOBILNYA BELOM DIPERIKSA. Kemane aje lo dari tadi satpam tolooool?

Kegoblokan satpam tadi bikin bokap gw susah cari parkir. Karena takut keabisan waktu, gw ama nyokap diturunin di pintu.. Pintu mana yah.. Pokoknya pintu metro-lah! Ya udah, gw ama nyokap ngacir ke bioskop.

Eeeh.. ternyata sodara2, nasib baik juga lagi ambil cuti (?). Baru aja gw ama nyokap ngantri, eh mbak2 penjaga loketnya masang kertas di spanduk pelm transpormernya:

TIKET TRANSFORMERS UNTUK SEMUA JAM (sebenernya dikasih tau sih jam berepa-berapa aja yang abis. Tapi gw nggak apal. Gw pikir udah semuanya, soalnya tengah malem aja abis) SUDAH HABIS!

Gw sih cuma bisa dengas dengus aja. Padahal dalem hati "KURANG ASSSSEEEEEMMM!! Tega amat sih lo pada kagak nyisain tiket buat gua?? Heh, Kenapaaaa????" <-- Emang lo sapa sih ta? Lebay deh..

Untuk menghibur, gw ama Chindra diajak ke Gunung Agung. Didepannya ada prosotan, jadi Chindra bisa maen. Di Gunung Agungnya, gw bisa beli sampul pake tiket diskon dari sekulaaan~ <--- Demen diskonan

Bokap punya ide bagus! Beliau ngajak ke Giant Poins Square buat beli kentang goreng. Sekalian aja, beli cemilan.. Kiiikikikikik..

Pas bokap gw lagi ditempat perlengkapan mobil, gw ngeliat sesuatu yang menarik. Buku tulis. Weei.. Kenapa lo jadi doyan buku tulis ta? Bukan karena isinya.. Tapi sampulnya itu lho.. Kfft...

Yang gw liat buku tulis keluaran Sidu. Sampulnya kebanyakan anime. Tapi entah yang bikinnya sotoi ato apa...
MASA ADA YANG SAMPULNYA SABER LAGI NYENGIR KUDAAAA???
Saber siapa? Ooh.. Itu lho.. Charnya Fate/Stay Night. Tapi bororaah nyengir, senyum aja jarang banget. Udah gitu, pake bajunya yang 'YOU CAN SEE' gitu. Gw yakin banget itu Saber. Wong rambutnya khas kok, dikepang terus lingkerin di sanggul ples pita biru. Matanya juga sama2 agak ijo gitu. Kecuali kalo si Sidu pengen bikin versi Indonesianya, namanya si SABAR. Bukannya ngelayanin Shiro, tapi ngelayanin SURIP.

Nggak cuma SABAR, ternyata ada juga yang lain. Kayak Suzumiya Haruhi. Itu ceritanya pengen jadi yang kayak nunjuk itu lho... Tapi matanya kegedean n mulutnya kebuletan. Alhasil, keliatannya malah kayak Haruhi pengen marah tapi malah nangis. Yangg nggambar siapa yak?

Masih banyak deh yang lain. Ada Char2 Furuba Chibi yang kelebaran pipi, Dewi Karin cengo, dan banyak lagi. Gw ngakak terus kalo inget. Hal paling nggak biasa. Hal tersotoi yang pernah ada.

Btw, gw pengen ngedemo http://www.sonyericsson.com deh. Katanya, T250i tuh bisa kabel data. Gw ngebet nyari di Poins, kaga bisa bisa juga. Ternyata eh ternyata.. HP gw tercinta itu nggak ngedukung. Sialan! Tendangin tuh yang nulis di sitenya!!

Eh, gw post gambar aaah.. Happy Summer Minnaaa!!

Gambar tadi juga mengakhiri (halah) Postingan gw hari ini...
Jaa nee, Minna~XD

Dzzt Dzzt Dizzz~

2009-06-26T08:42:00.001-07:00

The taste of my spices is yours today
I call you up and say I want to talk to you directly
You laugh and say youll meet me soon as you can- right on cue
Ive been with lots of girls and I know how to get what I want
-SPICE! - Kagamine Len (English Lyric)-

Akhir2 ini gw sering ngerasa kesetrum nih.. Kenapa ya sodara2?
Hei! Jangan ngikik! Tiap kali buka FB, pasti pundak tuh rasanya kek disetrum. Kalo lagi nonton juga, Bzzzt. Kenapa sih? Ngganggu amat nyetrum2 wae. Padahal gw nggak pernah nyolok jari gw ke stop kontak, pura2 jadi tipi.

Yak, daripada mengeluhkan soal kesetrum, gw nyusun To-Do List aja deh =)

1. Hutang Regist. Card
Berhubung saia Admin Azu-DAI Indo n pernah bikin regist card (Which is menghabiskan waktu sejam), maka Admin utama memberikan gagasan luar binasa ganas pada saia: Bikin tuh regist card buat yang charnya udah di app. Sekarang, file gambarnya keapus! Kereen... keren..
2. Nyebar SMS berita book fair buat beberapa anak.
Hemm.. Masih banyak yang minim inpo karena banyak yang ndak buka fb. Hu-uh. Jadi aja mesti ngesemesin atu atu ke yang mau ikut. Nggak banyak sih, tapi males forwardnya..
3. Hutang gambar OC Ai-senpai
Gw pernah lagi kosong ide mo nggambar apaan. Sampai akhirnya gw punya Ide yang sangat bagus: menggambar char orang. Udah jadi, cua gw belom punya duit n waktu buat nge-scan. Sekarang udah ditagihin 'author'. Wadoooh!!
4. Ngurus beberapa ID yang terlantar.
Bayangin sodara2 sekalian, gw udah join 20 dan gw baru nyadar sekarang betapa banyaknyaaa... Sekarang gw emang lagi 'beredar' di inet. Dudidudidamdam..
5. Ngelanjutin FF FMA
Buat anak FMALI, tau dong. Itu.. judul Tretnya adalah FMA FF: Yume. Yang ceritanya si Ed sama Al tukeran badan. Filenya ada di pixie. Sekarang g lagi pake Spottie, laptop bokap gw.
6. Ngumpulin duit buat beli iPod ama tablet!
Kuping gw gatel gara2 udah lama nggak dengerin lagu sambil jingkrak2 gara2 metromini. Tablet? Mumpung Pixie-ku tercinta masih agak 'kosong', jadi cepet2 nabung biar muat kalo nginstall software tambahannya si tablet.
7. Nyikat payung gw.
Payung gw warnanya jadi item ijo. Mungkn gara2 rautan gw yak. Pokoknya ngeliatnya jijik deh!
8. Nyelesein utang nonton.
Jadi, sekarang gw baru nonton K-ON ampe 7 episot padahal udah ada ampe 12 Episot. Juga Jigoku Shoujo yang mitsugane. Gw masih di episot 5 sodara2! Padahal itu aja udah End ampe 26 episot. Sama SE. Gw juga masih ada.. Hm.. 13 episot lagi buat diselesein. CALM DOWN BEIBEH! Gw tonton kalian sekaligus!
9. Ngabisin teh 'dingin kaga panas kaga' didepan gw ini
Ini teh udah disediain panas2 dari jam 6 magrib tadi n baru gw minum sekarang. Bodo amat. Masih enak ini. Tapi.. Lidah gw jadi paiit.. XP
10. Sleep dan siap mental
OK, gw mesti siap mental buat ngadepin rapot yamaha hancur gw besok. Hasilnya? Bakal gw expos besok. Jiahaahahahahaaaah.. Gw nggak tau tuh malu2in apa kaga.
Udaaah..
Jadi? JANGAN CUMA DI-LIST DOANG! KERJAIN SEKARANG GOBLOK!
Gw ngerjain dari bawah dulu deh..
Nyeem.. Oyasuminasai minna~

Translate, onegai!

2009-06-25T17:30:00.000-07:00

Sori kalo boso inggris gw jelek..
Can anybody please translate this video?
I want to know what Len and Rin are talking about..
http://www.youtube.com/v/ffyMgkSjTHU&hl=en&fs=1&
Sorry for my bad english -_-'

Tadinya pengen pake boso indonesianya kek gini
Ada yang bisa bantu nerjemahin nggak?
Saia pingin tau tuh Rin ama Len ngomongin apaan...

E.I.G.H.T. M.E.M.O.R.I.E.S.

2009-06-23T18:04:00.000-07:00

Say to a fusion reactor
I think i want to try diving in
Memories will melt away and dissapear into pure white
Say to a fusion reactor
If i try diving in, then, like old days
I can sleep again... I just had that feeling
-MELTDOWN - Kagamine Rin-

Hei Fellas! Inta disini ~~mengudara~~ nongol lagi! Berkat doa sodara2 sekalia, saia pun punya rejeki buat ngganti kompi. Thx ya... Sekarang, namanya Pixie (PC-ie). Pixie lebih aman dari gebrakan tangan ganas adek gw, which is penyebab jebolnya kompiku malang... *shooted by Kak Radith*

Gw punya beberapa kategori kenang2an di kelas lapan yang nggak bisa gw lupain..

1. Enter their world.

Dimana gw masih berambut panjang, innocent (baca: goblok), dan sangat pendiam. Waktu itu juga, gw masih belon kenal ama temen2 yang ngeramein idup gw. Kenal cuma dikit. Paling say hi doangan. di saat ini juga gw masuk kategori sangat Otaku

2. Introduce.

Dimana gw sering2nya ngucapin nama gw. Ada aja yang salah. Intan, Rinta, Cinta, dsb.. Untung juga nggak ada yang kepeleset jadi 'Obama'

3. Greet.

Dimana gw mulai dikenal dan disapa hangat. Gw juga sering nyapa. Paling sebut nama doang ato "eh ada situ... Hai haai.."

4. Hang Out.

Jadi inget waktu gw diajak nonton laskar pelangi ama asuka dan kawan2nya.. Ahahaha.. Setiap gw hang out ama temen2, gw nggak mau ngelupain itu. Tapi sejam kemudian, udah lupa lagi. Payah deh =))

5. Through.

Gw udah bisa dibilang masuk kelompok mereka. gw juga udah dibilang hampir pemus =)) =)). Gw udah bisa nyampur ama mereka.

6. Melted in love.

Disini gw pernah suka ama seseorang. Dan ngapain aja gw ngebayanginnya diaaa mulu. Nonton Anime aja gw nggak konsen. Setiap ketemu dia langsung, pasti gw ngeblush. Sekarang gw udah nganggep dia temen aja. Tetep aja sih, gw masih ngerasa enak kalo ada di deket dia~.

7. Ear-banned.

Gw mule ngerasa kuping gw bermasalah. Tiap kali orang ngomong apa, gw larinya kemana. Kalo gw kesampingin, kuping gw sakiiit.... Terus juga kadang2 denger suara NGIIIIIING dengan sendirinya.

8. Mosque Game.

Main2 sama urang2 disekitar gw bikin gw hepi banget! Apalagi di mesjid baru yang ada lantai keduanya itu. Kayak hari senen aja, gw ama asuka en de geng maen rusuh2an di mesjid. Ama Taiki yang hampir melorotin rok gw. Nggak melorot sepenuhnya sih, tapi sekali tarik pelan lagi langsung syurrr.... Walopun kek gitu, rasanya cape n hepi banget.

9. Orgil Mode.

Gw mulai nelpon pake sepatu, jeduk2in pala pake bord, n hampir dibawa ke psikolog. Gila, hal inilah yang bikin gw agak pemus.

10. Rarely Catch.

Gw sering banget ketangkep guru lagi iseng ato nekat. Tapi gw-nya aja ngeles terus nggak peduli.

11. In that Class.

Kelas VIII H emang kelas yang rame. Dia juga punya lagu kebangsaan sendiri. Yang tereak2 something ato apa. Tapi entah kenapa, mereka seneng bener ngeliat gw jeduk2in bord, nelpon pake sepatu, dll.

12. Exam result Hunter.

Kalo pengen tau nilai ulangan lo, temuin desek n bujuk gurunya buat ngasih nilai. Kalo nggak kek gitu, gw nggak bakal seneng udah ngalahin asuka, sedih nilainya dibawah yang laen, dan nangis karena senasib.

13. Shootaholic n Smileholic. Narsis, potret, masukin pesbuk, terus.. Tag! Hal2 yang paling gw suka sekarang ini. Dan ini bikin gw seneng ngomen2.

See? Itu memori yang nggak bisa gw lupain. Namanya E.I.G.H.T. M.E.M.O.R.I.E.S. (iyagwtaugwngawur). Kenangan kelas lapan.
Udah dulu ya, giliran gw dah selese nih..
Jaaa~

My Prens... Hufs...

2009-06-11T19:55:00.000-07:00

Anata de nakucha mitasenai
Watashi ja nakya yurusenakatta
Dakara watashi wa kono ashi de
Tachiagarete zottoshitan da

(Tsukihana - Nana Kitade Jigoku Shoujo: Mitsugane OP)

Hai semuanyaaa!!
Kompi jebol, minjem kompi orang. Jihahahaah.. Dasar payah. Tapi bodo ah, anggep aja rejeki. Sukurin dengan baik dong =)) =))

Huh, yaah, sebelum memulai isi postingan..
Saia kepingin minta doa restu dari ente-ente semua yang membaca..
Bentar lagi ulum datang, dan saia sudah berusaha belajar ~~nonton, baca komik, baca nopel~~ sebaik mungkin.. Sekarang tinggal doa yang saia butuhkan. Mohon doanya yaa.. *sungkemin semua orang yang baca* *digamparin bolak-balik*
Doain saia juga ya semoga saia bisa dape rejeki nomplok buat beli kompi =)) =)) (Contoh Orang sembarangan).

Gihaahahahaaah.. Minggu-minggu kemaren adalah minggu paling gila selama gw ada di 8H ini!!
Semua nggak ada yang beda. Orang2 di sekitar gw maih yang itu itu aja. Ada si Rieko yang kutu nopel n shopaholic. Ada Sachiyo yang ho-ohan mulu. Ada Michiyo yang entah kenapa kalo gw liat nyengir mulu. Ada Ayumu yang ekstrim n nggak bisa ditebak maunya apaan. Ada Miharu yang kerjanya tidur n boboan mulu. Ada Miyako si Lebay Queen. Ada Asuka yang kena sial mulu. Chii yang hobinya ngelawak terus nyalahin gw karena bikin dia ketawa. Koharu si pintar yang diem2 jail. Om-Om Jualan tukang bakso yang Biseks (Nggak bener2 bi-seks, cuma sebutan doang. Abis disodorin cewek mau dikasih cowok juga hayo). Geng depan UKS yang sekarang ganti nama jadi Geng depan Tangga, ngobrol apaan gw selalu nggak nyambung. Anak-anak mading yang mengandung Prima, Kiki, Ika, Iren, Iza, Fafaf, dan beberapa orang lagi yang belon gw sebut namanya karena lupa. Aya si urang kaya dr 8j. Miyako II, temennya Ko yang Pinkers. Anska temen mungil gw yang bisa gw ajak maen kalo bosen. Fany si mata belo buat obat pegel mulut gw. Alyssa dengan sebutan barunya al (Alphonse) yang dulu pernah benci ama gw sekarang udah jadi bandar FMA. Yang baru ini gw temuin yaa Cantya yang katanya ciuman ama kentang goreng (?).

Yahahahaaa.. Gw bersyukur juga ada mereka di sekitar gw. Gara2 mereka, dunia gw nggak sepi. Kalo bukan karena salah satu dari mereka, gw nggak mungkin jadi otaku kayak sekarang. Dan yang lebih seru lagi, nyiptain Berrack Omangap sebagai presiden negri gila, ngubah surat sakit orang seenaknya, ngelawak, noel-noel ikan horor pake daon, main abc lima dasar, maen kartu (Including kwartet, setan, tepok nyamuk, 41, de es be), nyiksa ganish, foto2 kek orang gila, ke mayestik, rekaman album dagang es krim medan, ke mayestik, naek bis bareng, nagih utang dan ngutang ama temen, dimanyunin guru, senggol2an kursi minta contekan, dan hal-hal yang bikin gw ngakak lainnya.

Haduuh...
Jujur deh, gw bakal jadi diem 100% kalo mereka semua bukan temen gw.
Gw sih ngarep semoga gw sekelas bareng mereka kelas 9. Pastinya, bakal jadi kelas yang seru banget n gak gampang konsentrasi UN!
Saa, keknya gw udah dipanggil belajar nih. Bye minna...
Add FB dung.. imori_96@yahoo.com ato nama Rin Inta Ariastyanti
Jaaaa! *ngacir*

Postingan Apa ini? Bingung? Ane aja bingung...

2009-05-08T03:49:00.000-07:00

teeburu no ue no furuenai shirase machitsuzukete
kuuhaku no yoru mo kuru hazu no nai asa mo zenbu wakattetan da

ano hi mita sora akane-iro no sora o nee kimi wa wasureta no deshou
yakusoku chigiri shoka no kaze ni kieta futari modorenai

USO - SID (FMA: Brotherhood 1# ED)

Hai prens! Lama udah gak posting. Gara2 adek gw tuh ngerusak kompi kesayangan gw Huhuhuu... Tapi gw puas~ Gw palakin semua duit jajan adek gw ampe bisa beli kompi baru. Sukurin! Muhahahahaaaaa!! Salah ndere! Siapa suruh mukul2 my biddle baby kompi (Iyagwtaugwlebay) bareng ama 'pacar' kamu hmm?

Ok, udah keselnya, sekarang lanjut~

Akhir2 ini gw baru sadar klo ternyata gw tuh dah pemus.
Pemus gigi lu ngesot! Lha situ kok ndak percaya? Wong beneran kok.

Gw udah pemus dikalangan beberapa orang yang masih waras dan otaknya beres. Soalnya.. Gw itu laen ndiri! Gw yang otaknya paling rusak, sering dirusakin, dan sering ngerusakin otak orang lain. Percaya apa nggak, lo bisa tanya ke temen2 sekelas gw.

Namun gw sendiri sadar kalo gw itu erornya udah gak ketulungan.

Contoh kecil aja pas gw pulang skul. Setiap masuk kamar mandi, gw berniat untuk cuci muka. Namun yang gw lakukan adalah..

Menggosok Gigi

Iya gw tau gw ngaco. Dan udah jadi kelede aja gw. Soalnya gw selalu ngelakuin itu lagi n itu lagi tanpa sadar. Giliran gw mule ngaca n ngeliat bayangan muka gw dengan mulut penuh busa, gw baru nyadar kalo ternyata dari tadi gw megang sikat ggi. Oh ya Allah... Tobat...

Hal berikutnya adalah: Gw selalu lupa minum vitamin.
Untuk yang atu ini, bokap gw udah kesel. Ampe mesti naro tuh botol vitamin di deket gelas gw. Udah selese makan, minum air putih, eeh.. Melengos! Lupa lagi dah pitaminnya.

Gw juga dianggap error karena satu hal lagi: Gw selalu korslet liat makanan.
Kecuali yang pedes, pait, n berunsur pepaya, gw selalu ngembat makanan2 yang ada di deket gw. Kalo kondisinya kek gitu, gw selalu lupa pelajaran adab makan dan minum di agama, which is gw takutin karena katanya kalo makan kebanyakan ntuh kek setan. Gw kan ngga mao di samain ama kuntilanak, pocong, genderuwo dan kawan kawannya.. <--ngawur

Btw, gw masih nyari lyric OP1nya Jigoku Shoujo Mitsugane nih.. Tsukihana ya? Ada yang punya? Gw suka dengung dengungin lagunyaa.. Tapi berhubung gw gak apal lriknya, entar gw dikira sok jepun n arti lagunya pasti bakal berubah! Huhuhuuu...

Eh udah ya, Gw laper nih..
Jaa~

Numpang icon tutorial yaaa...

2009-05-01T23:16:00.000-07:00

Yap, yang udah nengok DA gw, pasti tau bahwa gw adalah orang iseng yang minggu2 libur gini bukannya nyicil belajar buat Ulum malah potosopan. Sebenernya, gw berniat bikin tutorial berupa gambar kek yang di DA ntu tuuuh... Nah, gw urai aja dlu dsini yaaa...

1. Buat window dengan ukuran 100 x 100 pixels. Isi dengan warna cerah. Terserah mo pake warna yang mana. Tapi yang ini, gw pake warna oren

2. Colong vector. Yia lo... Pake aja gambar berformat PNG biar gampang. Untuk contoh ini, gw pake render Tainaka Ritsu - K-On! Pake Move Tool, pindain vector barusan ke si window oren tadi. Kek gini lhoo..

Sharpen gambarnya sekali aja.

3. Colong tekstur2 dari HoneyLion. Step ini, gw nyolong tekstur yang ini:

Pindain tekstur tadi ke ritsu oren yang lagi kita kerjain. Layer tekstur ini harus ada di paling atas. Nutupin? Biarin bung.. Baru mau dijelasin...
Klik layer yang isinya tekstur tadi (kita kasih nama tas1), terus set modenya jadi 'screen'. Opacity ama fill tetep 100. Apus bagian2 tekstur yang masih nutupin mukanya pake brush tool yang modenya udah di set jadi 'clear'(kerjain di layer tas1-nya lho ya...). Hasil yang gw dapet:

4. Colong lagi tekstur dari tempat yang sama. Sekarang, colong tekstur yang ini:

Pindain tekstur tadi ke ritsu oren yang lagi kita kerjain. Layer tekstur ini harus ada di paling atas. Nutupin lagi? Biarin dulu...
Klik layer yang isinya tekstur tadi (kita kasih nama tas2, iye daaah gw gak kreatip), terus set modenya jadi 'lighten'. Opacity ama fill tetep 100. Apus bagian2 tekstur yang masih nutupin mukanya pake brush tool yang modenya udah di set jadi 'clear' (kerjain di layer tas2-nya lho ya...). Hasil yang gw dapet:

5. Colong tekstur (lagi?) dari tempat yang sama. Iya deeeh... gw emang maling, kerjaannya nyolong mulu.. Tapi yang ngikutin tutor ini berarti jadi maling juga dong! Nggak laaah... =D. Udah ngebacotnya, sekarang colong yang ini:

Pindain tekstur tadi ke ritsu oren yang lagi kita kerjain. Layer tekstur ini harus ada di paling atas. Risi karena ketutupan? Nyabar dung!
Klik layer yang isinya tekstur tadi (kita kasih nama tas3, iye daaah gw amat gak kreatip), terus set modenya jadi 'lighten'. Opacity ama fill tetep 100. Apus bagian2 tekstur yang masih nutupin mukanya pake brush tool yang modenya udah di set jadi 'clear' (kerjain di layer tas3-nya lho ya...). Hasil yang gw dapet:

6. Colong tekstur yang TERAKHIR KALI. Hore... noks. Oke, sekarang sev tekstur yang ini:

Pindain tekstur tadi ke ritsu oren yang lagi kita kerjain. Layer tekstur ini harus ada di paling atas. Masi risi karena ketutupan? Bentar bu... Ntar anaknya juga keluar (gak nyambung). Sebelum mulai bikin ni tekstur jadi bagus, pergilah ke edit> transform> Flip Horizontal. Jadi kebalik kan? Nah terus ke edit> transform> Flip Vertical. Makin kebalik kan? Lanjuut...
Klik layer yang isinya tekstur tadi (kita kasih nama tas4, iye daaah gw amat sangat gak kreatip), terus set modenya jadi 'lighten'. Opacity ama fill tetep 100. Apus bagian2 tekstur yang masih nutupin mukanya pake brush tool yang modenya udah di set jadi 'clear' (kerjain di layer tas3-nya lho ya...). Hasil yang gw dapet:

7. Udaaaah seleseeeeeeeeeee.... Kata siapa? Kata ente yang pinginnya selese sih, yodah... Tapi gw masi pengen nambahin teks.
Gw pake font 'Century Gothic' yang sizenya '2 pt'. Trus gw kasi kata2 'Believe'. Iya iya... Nggak nyambung. Terserah mo dikasih teks apaan, cuman jangan lebih dari satu kata. Takut keramean. Tapi ap tu yu dah.
Untuk warna, gw pilih yang sedikit lebih tua dr begron oren yang dipake ritsu tadi, biar keliatan. Taro layer teksnya di urutan paling atas. Pake move tool, pindahi letak teksnya ke bawah. Jadi tuu kek di cut sepertiga-lah. Belon ngerti? Iya iya... gw emang gak bakat jelasin.. Bukan salah kalian kok nggak ngerti. Kek gini ni:

8. Sadarkah kalian akan sesuatu? (ciaaah) Tapi bener, nyadar nggak? Tuh teks keknya nggak keliatan deh. Well klo gitu kenapa nggak kita kasi outer glow aja?
Klik layer teksnya. Klik kanan, trus klik blending option (Ini buat beginner ya... Klo yang tau shortcutnya, langsung klik aja. Trus pilih blending option). Ceklis pilihan Outer Glow terus klik TULISAN OUTER GLOWnya. Set Blend Modenya jadi 'screen' yang opacity-nya 92. Techniquenya jadiin softer, terus atur spread ama sizenya. Di contoh ini, gw pake spread: 5% n size: 10. Kalo udah, di sharpen. Hasil yang gw dapet:

Selese sudaaaaaah...
Be more creative!
Jaa~

Bot Pisang.. Bot pisang... AYO SIAPA MAU BOT GAMBAR PISANG??? digebukin

2009-04-10T20:49:00.000-07:00

Kyaaaa... Ohisashiburidesu Minna~
Betapa kangen saiah sama rumah, kompi, internet, imageshack, dunia forum, temen2 inet n deviant art (lho?)... Di Pandeglang, urusan gw ama air mulu, yang dengan sukses meninggalkan kenang2an di kaki gw. Beset2 panjang dr si ubin... Huuh.. Payah!

Entah kenapa, sekarang gaya kodok yg paling gw kuasai ancur banget. Sekarang gw bisanya gaya bebas. Gayanya? Bebas banget! Kaki geraknya kayak apa aja nggak jelas. Tangan juga. Pala apalagi. Pokoknya mantep. Tapi bikin kita cepet tinggi? Kok? Kan makin lama kita nyampe di tepian lain, makin banyak tendangan2 di air, makin tinggi kita~ Berarti gaya bebas banget tuh gak buruk juga kan? Xixixixixi.. *dilemparin kodok*

Gw juga ketemu ikan lho di sana. Yaaah... Tiap hari gw juga ketemu ikan kok. Tp yang ini ikan mas yang ukurannya lebih lebar dr gw. Aghaaa.... Tapi dia jinak banget~ Dipanggil bagong aja nengok. Padahal namanya kan bukan bagong. Pemiliknya aja kagak kasih nama bagong. Wakakakakak...

Kayaknya gw dah nyerocos tentang air aja deh tanpa ngasi tau kenapa gw ada di Pandeglang. Yep.. Itu salah satu villanya keluarga pacar sodara gw. N keluarga besar gw diundang ke sana. Yeiy~ Ini berarti gw bakal ngintilin A-chan kemana2, ngejar2 Ni-cchi, ngobrolin panjang lebar tentang skul ama Di-sama, maen gulat ama Bemo, n nguber2 Micchi biar nggak nyebur kolam ikan. Sayang si Di-sama n Bemo telat dateng.

*lirik judul* Ah iya, coba tebak kenapa post kali ini gw namai Bot Pisang? Karena ini pengalaman pertama gw main bot pisang di laut carita. Ahahaha... Telat banget yak? I know... Tp hal ini sempet bikin gw takut.

Gw sama Ni-cchi, Mas ian, Mas ferry, Mbak nungki ama Ka Hamal (Ni orang ngingetin gw akan temen sekelas gw yang sok asik. Jangan2 mereka sodaraan lagi. Abis mukanya rada mirip =))) naik di sesi pertama (ciaaah...). Sesi ke dua ada A-chan, Mbak ira, mbak anti, kakaknya Mbak nungki, n adeknya Ka hamal yang gw lupa namanya siapa. Gw udah tegang2 aja tuh. Apalagi pelampung yang gw pake gak memungkinkan. Huuuu...

Bot mulai jalan n gw melihat pantai. Gw pikir itu adalah terakhir kalinya gw ngeliat pantai. Lebay, i know. Abis negangin... Kita dijatohin 3 kali, dengan kesusahan naik bot 2 kali, jerit2 gj di tengah laut karena takut hiu 3 kali, mengaku gw gak bisa gaya bebas dengan benar 5 kali, ketiban orang 3 kali, niban orang 3 kali, minum aer laut 3 gelas (maybe. Banyak banget sih...), jerit2 panik gak jelas entah berapa kali (pastinya banyak banget), dan bonus jatoh 1 kali karena ketidak sengajaan si penyetir bot. Es ce te peeee....

Gw udah berenang2 panik, menuju ke pantai. Gak taunya, Ni-cchi treak ke gw.

"CETEK TAA!!"

Es ce te peeee....

Inti dr intinya: Gw gak mau naek bot pisang dengan mmuatan 6 orang.

Adek gw bisa mancing?? Kenyataan yang gak bisa gw terima. Umur lima taon dah dapet 2 ikan! Gw ngiri. Ikan pada ogah ma gw. Udah orang2 di sekitar gw yang nganggep gw gila, ikan pun juga. Ckckckckck....

Udah yak... Mo mandi dl... Jaa...
Klo kangen, e-mail yaa... *dilemparin sayur ama pembaca*
Nggak ding.. Skale lagee, JAAAA!!!

Sloow.. Down.. Babi...

2009-04-07T01:01:00.000-07:00

Ahyaaa!! Hei Minna!! Kangennya!! *peluk cium yang baca* *dimasukin tong sampah*
Gomenne, gw dah nelantarin blog buluk yang sekarang dah lebih item dr dakochan ini.. Abis, gw gak punya cerita...
Minggu ini, coba bagi2 catetan ~~kriminal~~ kegilaan gw yang kadang bikin gw sendiri kesel, ngakak, ato nendang2 kepala sendiri (emang bisa?).

Hari minggu, bokap gw berencana bikin poto keluarga lagi buat dipajang di rumah gw.
Yia, poto kluarga yang ada di rumah gw sekarang cuma beranggotakan 3 orang. Padahal, gw kan dah punya adek setan umur 5 taon yang hobinya udah f**bukan. Buseeet.. Jangan nyangka sodara2. Karena saia maniak internet, tuh anak jd ketularan. Untung dia gak punya *s ato m*n. Makin eksis aja ntar adek gw, sedangkan gw di sini cuma bisa nyedot ingus.

Balik ke topik, awalnya kita mo poto di daerah depsos deket bin**ro be**ri. Cuman katanya, di sono poto kluarganya gak bagus. Yodah, kita poto d daerah arteri.

Huuh, yang namanya tempat bagus, gak pernah bisa dilepas ma adek gw. Ajiib... Dia ngacir ke mana2 sedangkan gw mesti jagain. Tapi ngejagainnya? Buuh... Boro2. Kaga kepegang. Dasar anak setan! Megang2 contoh poto, nyenggol2 anak orang laen, dsb. Maunya nih anak sebenernya apa sih??

Akhirnya keluarga gw pun dipoto. Dengan baju oren2 ala per**ja dan duduk ala war**g, kita nyengir2 geje di depan potograper. Tapi emang tuh potograper kocak si... Sambil moto sambil ngeluarin bunyi2an gak biasa yang memancing cengiran gigi kuning gw. Aya2 wae tuh orang...

Sepulangnya dr tempat poto, kita ke in**x. Kata bokap sih, toko buku. Taunya? TOKO PURNITUR. Jauh amat yak?

Barusan ini, gw ikut tes OSN lho.... Yep, tes OSN. Gw ngambil matematika. Soalnya klo fisika gw yakin banget gw gak bisa. N klo biologi, gw makin yakin lagi nilai gw ancur2an. Hari ini pas istirahat pertama, gw mulai ke ruangan ama Chii n Ko.

LJK diambil...
Soal dipotokopi...
Duduk dengan tenang...
Soalnya dibagiin...

Pada saat ngeliat kop-nya, tertera soal buat anak klas 7. Gw dengan pedenya tanpa liat kebawahnya dulu langsung berteriak dalam hati. INI SIIIH... GUAMPAAAANG

Detik berikutnya...

Gw mengernyitkan dahi

Menuju soal berikut..

Jidat gw ilang (lho?)

Soal berikutnya..

Mulut gw keluar busa..

Soal berikutnya, gw jadi mayat..

ABUJUGUNENGDAKOCHANMATIAJAGWIKUTMATIIIII, GILE NIH SOAL! SOPO IKI YANG BIKIN? Padahal gw dah mencoba cari jalan n nginget2 pelajaran klaz 7. Tapi tetep aja. ASSOOOY!!! Gwah kagak bisa!! Iye dah gw ngaku, gw gak bisa!! GW NYERAH!!

Itu yang ada dalem pikiran gw. Penampakan di luar? Gak jauh.

Rambut gw dah acak2an..

Jidat gw panas..

Tangan gw kringet dingin..

Mulut gw terus berkomat kamit, menyebutkan andai-gw-bisa-ngesot...

Pengennya gw beli es teh, trus gw guyur pala gw sekarang juga. Tp gak jadi ah, takut ditendang si Sy**qi ama B**i.

Jam sebelasan, gw kluar dr lab boso jahanam itu. Nyerahin LJK dengan muka tanpa bismilah tanpa alhamdulilah alias pasrah. Abis itu gw bergulat nyari dimanakan sepatu gw berada.

Eeeh... Begitu masuk kelas, lg ada pelajaran matematik. Ooooh... Saraaaap!!! Matematik6 MATEMATIIK!!! Gw bosen ama matematik. Pergi lo ke Taman Rempoa sekarang juga! Ntar gw jemput pas UH3.

Eeeeh... Btw2, gw libur sebelas hari lho.. Kok? Thx buat anak klas XI yang pada Ulum dan memberi kesempatan santai pada kita semua klas VII n VIII. *digebukin anak2 klas XI*

Yang ikut pemilu, gw saranin nyontreng PeDeIPe (Percaya Diri Itu Perfect). Bukan PDIP, tapi PeDeIPe.. Partai gw tuh... OKeh? *kabur*

Jaa.. Minna!! *lanjutin kabur*

Gintung ngamuk karena... Dicuekin (?)

2009-03-28T21:12:00.000-07:00

Hei Minna!!

Pasti udah pada denger tsunami kecil ditu gintung kan? Yep, itu deket rumah gw. Walaupun gw nggak terlalu sering kesana, gw punya banyak kenang2an disana. Mulai dr diomelin tukang becak, di 'Husyah' penumpang angkot 08, ampe kabur dr seseorang yg gw benci di SD gw dulu. Apalagi, gw punya banyak temen di cirendeu dan satu sodara di sana.

Puluhan korban meninggal n ratusan lainnya hilang. Entah hanyut, entah selamat tapi singgah di tempat lain. Ohmeji... Banyak banget. Padahal, tempat itu paling jarang banjir walaupun isinya lembah2 semua. Dan, sebenernya soal tanggul udah diprotes ama warga setempat 2 taon yang lalu. Karena gak ditanggepin, mereka bikin trotoar untuk mempertinggi dataran biar gak gampang hanyut kalo2 tanggul jebol. Kreatip juga yak?

Namun disaat sebuah kartu domino terjatuh, yang lain pun ikut terjatuh.

Kayak kata2 di atas. Gintung bermusibah, rempoa - ciputat kena. Lalu lintas akhirnya diarahin ke rempoa ama pondok cabe sebagai pelampiasan. Akibatnya, rempoa padet deh.. Huhuhu...

Dihari pertama musibah waktu hari jum'at, perjalanan Bendi - Sawo pake 74 lamanya 1 1/2 jam bo! Ajiiib.. Padahal biasanya 1/2 jam doang udah nyampe gw di rumah. Awalnya, gw pikir lagi ada orang terkenal yang kerabatnya meninggal. Tapi kok ambulansnya musti bolak-balik ya? Abis ngadu ke nyokap gw, barulah gw tau soal itu dan gw bebas dr ILP =D. Kemaren jg gw g atletik gr2 itu =D.

Ok, gw punya sesuatu lain untuk dibahas, yakni pemadaman lampu tadi malem. Hei, jakarta gelap boo... Dan kita musti bangga, karena jakarta terpilih di antara 74 kota di dunia untuk berpartisipasi dalam Earth Day 2009 ini. Weew...

Tapi mo tau apa? Kata gw, gak ngaruh. Mendingan suruh nanem pohon di suatu lapangan dari perwakilan kepala keluarga gitu deh. Kan seru tuh. Liputannya pasti m=heboh. Taruhan, lebih ngaruh drpd matiin lampu.

O iya, berdasarkan permintaan Shanti di SB gw, gw bakal cerita kenapa gw suka gambar manga. Karena... Selain gw suka manga, gw juga pengen jadi sehebat mereka. Gw suka aja bikin bikin sketch... Niru teknik2 yang dipake mangaka, trus dikembangin sendiri. N perlahan2, gw bisa ngunggulin mereka lho! (perasaan Inta doang. Auk kata yang lain!) Gw suka gambar ginian pas kelas 7. Waktu kelas 6, gw suka bikin orang. Tapi gw bilang itu adalah 'lukisan orang'. Bukan manga (Lah? Apa bedanya?).

Udah ya, gw pengen ke BP. Jaa...

Menggila di minggu ulangan

2009-03-26T02:04:00.000-07:00

Gw gila

Gw udah gila

Gw selalu gila

Gw gak pernah gak gila

Dan belum pernah gw punya hari tanpa kegilaan

Contohnya sekarang ini. Apa coba gw posting sesuatu aneh bin geje kayak gini? Udah gitu diem2 lagi. Ntar klo ketauan, gw bilang aja gw udah belajar yak.. Hehehe... (Ketauan banget pemalesnya)

"OOOII BAKAAA!! Kalo gini terus gimana lo mo masuk SMA 47 n Kuliah di Jepang sono hah???"

*sigh*
Harus gw akui, ternyata cita2 gw setinggi langit. Bukan setinggi langit2 kamar yang selalu guru gw bilang. Katanya "Gapailah cita2mu setinggi langit2 kamar, jangan setinggi langit. Soalnya ketinggian." Setelah dia ngomong gitu, gw baru nyadar bahwa guru tadi lagi stress krn kerabatnya meninggal. Boong ding =)

Mumpung gw lagi ada di dunia blog, gw pengen maparin kekecewaan gw ama pelm yang diambil dr blogspot, kambingjantan the movie. Jujur aja, gw nggak gitu suka ama nih film. Padahal tadinya gw dah berharap banget ngakak guling2 sepanjang pelm itu. Nyatanya? Gw ngakak guling2, namun di depan2nya doang! Ajiiib... Kebanyakan efek sinet nih. ~~Plus, gw benci banget ama kebo di film itu gara2 keegoisannya. Jadi kebo aja kayak gitu, jadi manusia kayak apa?~~ Saran gw: Buat pembenci sinet, mendingan nonton Madagaskar 2 deh, yang eskep tu aprika. Maap nih kak Radith, bukannya gw pengen nurunin jumlah pendapatan kak Radith dan grupnya. Tp orang2 pembenci sinet tuh banyak di Indonesia. Jadi yaaaah.... Sekedar repiu n peringatan aja gitu...

OK, balik lagi ke kegilaan gw. Masih inget grup gila gw? Sachiyo, Michiyo, Miharu, Ayumu, Rieko, Aya, Koharu dan Miyako (Hueeeek...). Gw pengen cerita tentang ultah Miharu, dimana Miyako adalah peran utama cerita ini.

Jum'at yang menyebalkan (20/3) itu, grup gila gw cengo di depan sekolahan. Kita bengong nungguin nyokap Miharu n nyokap Rieko yang nanti bakal nganter kita ke Sensi. Gw yang dengan tololnya nggak bawa baju ganti mengharapkan nyokap Miharu (yang pernah ngobrol ama nyokap n bude gw) buat nemenin kita2 yang ada di mobil nyokap Miharu nanti (Miharu, gw, Koharu n MiyakooOooeks...).

Untung nyokap Miharu akhirnya sadar kalo gerombolan gila gw sudah menjadi cacing goreng dengan sempurna. Beliau nelpon Miharu, nyuruh rombongan mobil Miharu jalan ke SD Gunung. Rombongan nyokap Rieko belon di-pick karena mereka blon tergoreng dengan sempurna (apa sih jayus d..).

Koharu masuk duluan di belakang. Disusul gw, baru Miyako (OHEMGII... Semungil apakah gw untuk layak berada di tengah?? *dibantai*). Tapi kita nggak segera jalan. Si Miyako gak bisa nutup pintu mobil yang nyangkut di pinggiran trotoar. Gw dan Koharu sadar apa yang terjadi. Koharu ngikik. Gw nahan ketawa sebisa gw. Miharu nggak ngerti apa2. Nyokap Miharu yang nolongin Miyako nahan ketawa.

Perjalanan baru saja akan dimulai. Dan sudah mulai. Udah muter SD gunung trus keluar di taman puring. Gw bosen. Si Miharu asyik telpon2an ama pacarnya. Miyako ngeliatin pemandangan dengan tampang bloon. Koharu minjem hape gw, mo maen kali.

Namun ternyata Koharu nggak maen game di HaPe gw.

Dia nulis Text message yang blon terkirim trus dikasih ke gw. Kayak oper2an pesan pake kertas waktu SD dulu laaah... Isinya adalah sebagai berikut.

"Ta, perasaan gw doang ato mobil ini emang miring ke kanan?"

Gw nengok ke Koharu, gak ngerti. Koharu sibuk cekikikan sendiri. Gw nengok ke kanan, tempat Miyako duduk. Dan gw baru nyadar akan satu hal: SMS belon kekirim tadi nyindir Miyako yang beratnya ajugileeee...

Gw ngakak. Jujur, gw gak bisa nahan ketawa gw. Kocak abis. Gw ngeremes2 rok gw sendiri. Miharu n Miyako bengong liat gw n Koharu. Bodo ah. Coba si Miharu tau, ngakak deh.

~~KAMPANYE PARTAI DEMOKRAT SENAYAN SIALAN MERAMPAS BUS2 KOTAAA!!! YEAH!~~

Sesampainya di Sensi dan memilih menu makanan Hokben, ke ndesoan gw mulai nongol lagi. Yiaa... Tempat cuci tangannya bikin gw bingung. Dipencet, nggak bisa. Diputer, nggak mau. Didongakin, gak bisa. Eeeh... TERNYATA OTOMATIS. Ajiiib....

Pas makan, gw ngasi tau Miharu apa yang terjadi di mobilnya ampe gw ngakak setengah mati. Eeeh... dia ngakak n gak bisa makan. Gw jadi ngerasa bersalah juga sih ngasi tau tuh anak. Bukan gara2 gak bisa makan, tapi gr2 gw sama aja ngasih tau klo mobil dia perlu perbaikan.

Semeja makan penasaran. Akhirnya estafet aja, kecuali Miyako. N semeja pun ngakak seketika.

Udah ya... Jaaa...

Pideo2 yg Gw Tonton

2009-02-11T06:52:00.000-08:00

Wedew... Tahukah kalian menonton 4 anime dlm waktu yang sama sungguh merupakan hal yang merepotkan?
Yaaa... Bagi yang tidak tahu silakan di coba ~~di mingg2 ulangan~~
Contohnya tadi, gw nontonin 4 anime yang menurut gw udah up to date ~~cuma telat setaon sih...~~
Dibawah ini adalah pideo2 yg gw tonton hr ini..

Hayate no Gotoku Eps 5 English sub
Gw nggak tau siapa yg upload, tapi thx buat dia. Kata gw, episot yg ini rada kocak lho. Tp gw kasian ama Hayate di sini. Kenapa? Tonton aja dlloo...

Yosh! Lanjut...

Download Pideonya d sini~ Jangan lupa minta ijin orangnya yaaa...
PPG Z ep 5 (yang ini sub-episod 1 sih...)
Uploaded by: whitewolf4life
Gw mbat abis tuh 3 sub-episod. Tapi emang kocak sih. Walopun cewek banget, tapi dubbingnya imut... Amanat: Jangan lp kerjain pr....

Terus...

Download Pideonya d sini~ Jangan lupa minta ijin orangnya yaaa...
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni ep 11 (sub-episot 1)
Uploaded by: tokyowarrier02
Gila... Tokoh2 yang ada dsini sebenernya dah mati berkali2! OPnya keren lho.. Trs jg gambarnya imut. Tapi kadang bikin merinding juga sih...

1 lagi~

Sol Eater.. Eh... Soul Eater episot 7~
Jujur, sebenernya gw blon nonton. Ini gr2 video yg nge-bufferingnya rese. Di layarnya ntu, ada tulisan buffering 6%... 4%... 0%... Abis it diem. Gw play pause play pause trus tetep aja kaga ngaruh. Waaah... Asem ni pideo atu.

Udah dl yaaa... Gw pengen ke skul...
Ashitaaaa~

Yang request yang request....

2009-02-07T20:34:00.000-08:00

Ada yg mau request video dari YouTube nggak?
Let me download it (eaaaa... sok bisa banget)
Gimana caranya? Hohoho... Gampang...
Comment aja d posting ini. Tapi kalian harus punya FLV player. Dimana carinya? Cari di Google...
Yang gue terima bukan YouTube doangan. eSnips, Metacafe, Dailymotion, dsb. Tapi gak bisa dr imeem. Kenapa? Soalnya gw blon nemu downloader video-nya...
Yang mo buka usaha kyk gw, silakan message gw~
Kita kerja sama (maunya!)
Yang udah ngebantuin gw: http://bupun50e.multiply.com/
Thx yaaa... dah ngasi solusi~ Hehehe WAAKAKAKAKAAK *digetok*
Dah dulu deh
Ditunggu Requestnya~ (GR mode: ON)

Adooh... Blog Gw... Gw kasih cerita deh...

2009-02-07T18:10:00.001-08:00

Gw jarang banget buka blog
Ini karena gw di 'racuni' ama Soul Eater, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Hayate no Gotoku, n PPG Z. Yes, gw kebut dr hari minggu lalu nonton 3 episod masing2 pelm. Mata gw pun menjadi jereng. Dan gw mulai punya kantong mata~

Eh, gw mo cerita dikit nih...
Hari Jum'at; gw, Koharu, n Ayumu; mentraktir.. Berapa biji yah.... Iji dua tilu opat... 6 biji temen gw d Blok M Plaza
Pulang sekolah, kita langsung membagi kendaraan d dpan skul. Gw, Koharu, Asuka, Chii naek 69 ke Blok M. Ayumu n d geng pake mobil Rieko.
Gw yang bisa dibilang hampir gak pernah ke Blok M nggak tau turun d mana. Pas Chii bilang turun, yaaa... Gw dkk ngikut. Alhasil, kita jadi jalan jauh banget ke Blok M Plazanya.
Gw jadi orang ndeso pas gw nyebrang jembatan penyebrangan. Jujur, gw jarang banget ke Jakarta di luar sekolah pake bus. Gw agak2 serem ngeliat tangganya. Curam booo.. Pertama2nya, gw menapakkan kaki (ceilaaah bahasanyaaaaa) ke tangga dengan perlahan. Lalu anak tangga ke 2 dengan perlahan.. Dst. Teman2: ...--'
Terjadi Conversation singkat antara Gw dkk:
Gw: Ntar klo dah turun masuknya kemana?
Ko: Lewat pintu
Gw: Itu sih gw jg tau
As: Ntar abis tangga turun belok kiri ri...
Gw: He? Oooh... Btw, Kiri tuh yang kesana apa kesini ya?
Ci: Kesana Rieee...
.....
Gw emang blom bisa membedakan kiri n kanan secara cepat.
Akhirnya kita nyampe n ketemu ama anak2 rombongan mobil Rieko d dpan Pizza Hut.
Well, kita duduk d Pizza Hut dalam satu meja seperti keluarga besar. Yak, susunannya adalah: Asuka as Papa, Koharu as Anak Pertama, Gw as Anak ke 2, Ayumu as Mama, dst~
Meja kita adalah meja paling heboh dr yang lainnya. Asuka baca komik, Gw klenteng2 piso n garpu, Koharu n Ayumu sibuk milih makanan 'murah', Rieko menirukan gaya 'High Class Family', Aya diem, Sachiyo diem, Michiyo sibuk ngerapiin tas, Chii usreg.
Kita sempet main 'what if..' yang mengandai2 ngaco n ga jelas. Kita ngakak. Meja kita sukses berisik.
Akhirnya pesanan tiba.
Pesenan Chii dateng duluan. Yang lain (termasuk gw) ngeliatin spagetinya Chii. Ya... kejunya terlihat nikmat sekali... Sausnya juga terlihat manis ditumpahkan ke spagetinya. Spagetinya ndiri... UDAAAH SETOOOOP!!! LEBAY BANGET SIH LO TAAAA!! <--- yang ini juga lebay sih... Chii nolak makan duluan. Katanya sih nggak enak ama kita2 yg pizzanya blon dateng2 juga. Oh yea! Bagus! Gw nggak bakal jadi ngiri lagi ama lo Chi.. *disembelih Chii*
Setelah menunggu dengan sabar ~~dan berisik~~, pesenan kita dateng. 7 biji pizza mini mini yang bikin kita sibuk nggeser nggeser piring. Gw langsung jadi laper ngeliatnya. Di skul aja gw dah laper. Lah gimana sekarang?
Hampir kita semua makan dengan kalap. Gw main ambil sana sini. Gw nggak nyadar ada berapa Pizza yg gw makan. 4 maybe? Semua anak juga makan 4. Tapi Aya ama Sachiyo makan 3. Siapakah yang makan 5 Pizza? Jangan2... Gw.
Tiba saatnya untuk membayar. Gw ngurun 40.000. Koharu ama Ayumu juga. Duitnya dikumpulin d Ayumu. Kita nunggu Billnya dateng. Nah, si Asuka memutuskan untuk PULANG duluan. Ya elaaah.. Emang sih, dia ada les jam 3. Rumahnya aja d sekitar Jakarta Barat. Mana si Michiyo ikut nemenin Asuka pulang lagi. Jaaah... Sepi dah.
Tapi ternyata si Michiyo cuma becanda.
Kayaknya abis dia nganterin Asuka ampe mana gtu, dia ngacir lagi ke pizza hut. Ya elaaah tu anak. Beruntung juga sih dia nggak jadi pulang.
Bill pun datang. Tidak lupa, kita ngasi tip 2 rebu. Tanda terima kasih aja udah ngebantuin kita2 n bersabar akan keberisikan kita ini...
(lanjutan dr kisah ini merupakan kisah pribadi yang mungkin akan mencemarkan nama si terkait. Saia tdk akan melanjutkannya. Yang jelas, duhit saia di sini keluar banyak. Cerita yang saia tulis dibawah ini merupakan lanjutan dr kisah pribadi tersebut yang bersifat 'umum')
Setelah gw Chii n Koharu beli McFlurry, Koharu ngerengek2 pengen solat.
Emang udah waktunya sih. Ya udah, kita cari musola aja. Pake salah tempat segala lagi. Ditambah dengan 2 kali teguran dr si penjaga musola krn kita bersik banget.
Waktunya buat pulang. Gw naek 74 rese yang terlalu ngebut n cinta rem mendadak.

Eh iya, maaf ya kak Radith... iMori telat masang banner~~ T^T
Itulah sebab akibat dr nggak ngeliat blog setelah sekian lama. Telat update deh. Tapi iMori nggak telat2 banget kan? *ngarep*
iMori liat terakhir d blognya kak Radith, kok berubah ya tgl premiernya? Lebih maju~ Biarin deh! Bagus malahan. Muahahahahaaaaa *diinjek*

Udahan dlu ya, pegelneh
Ashitaa!!!

Setelah sekian lama...

2009-01-25T07:10:00.000-08:00

Setelah beberapa lama gw gak buka blog dan posting didalamnya, gw menemukan bahwa blog gw sakit.
Apa yg dimaksud sakit oleh dakochan dodol ini? Yaaa... Seperti yg gw liat, Header gw jadi putih, begronnya jadi rada burem, dan gak ada... apa tuh namanya... toolbar postnya (bilang aja gini deh!) pas gw ngepost.
Gw jadi kasian ama blog gw. Gw terus2an nelantarin dia. Sekarang ia sedang terbaring sakit di kompi gw. Betapa gw kehilangan cinta gw selama ini karena blog gw yang sakit ini.

(Kayaknya dakochan aneh ini mempunyai 'hubungan' khusus ama blognya)

ada2 aja

Oh iya, met imlekan ya buat yang ngerayain.... Gw ngerayain lho~ Tapi nggak dapet angpao ....
Shio kebo ya sekarang? Oh ya, tahun kebo ini kayaknya kita akan dilanda kemalasan yang amat sangat dikarenakan sifat kebo indonesia yang hobinya ngorok. Yaaa.... Bener kan? Sekarang aja gw dah ngerasa males... (ya iyalah begooooo... Liat jam dong...)
Gw bikin siggy imlekan lho~ Gambar gw ndiri~ TA-RAAAAA

Jelek amat ta. Sera lo dah mo komen apa.

O iya, gw dapet beberapa ramalan dr kaitokid (gw link di sini ya kaito....). Dia ngeramal sendiri lhoo... Hebat yah? Baca n kasih komen ya..
Ramalan tahun 2008: gempa di Tiongkok, jutaan tewas
Berikut sejumlah ramalannya yang terjadi tahun 2008 ini:
- Obat penangkal penyakit AIDS dan Dengue berhasil ditemukan.
- Tanggal 18 Juli bakal terjadi gempa bumi besar di Filipina, akan terdapat ribuan korban tewas.
- Empire State Building, New York, pada bulan September bakal mengalami peristiwa teror.
- Pada tanggal 13 September akan terjadi gempa besar 9,1 skala richter di Tiongkok, sumber gempa di Nanning dan pulau Hainan, bersamaan itu bakal terjadi tsunami besar setinggi 30 meter lebih, menimbulkan jutaan korban tewas. Tsunami tersebut sangat mungkin menyapu Jepang.
Tahun 2009: gempa besar di Sumatera tanggal 16 Desember
- Tanggal 25 Januari bakal terjadi gempa bumi besar ber-skala richter 8,9 menyerang Osaka dan Kobe, Jepang, dikuatirkan korban tewas mencapai beberapa puluh ribu orang.
- Bulan November di Jepang terjadi lagi gempa bumi besar, bakal ada ribuan orang tewas.
- Pemerintah Brazil dikarenakan krisis ekonomi dan tidak mampu menerbitkan dana asu-ransi dan pensiun, sehingga rakyat di ibu kota dan penjara memberontak.
- Tanggal 24 Agustus di Istambul, Turki, bakal terjadi gempa bumi besar berskala Richter 8,9, jalanan banyak yang retak dan patah.
- Tanggal 16 Desember di wilayah timur Sumatra, Indonesia, bakal terjadi 7,8 skala Richter gempa bumi, ribuan orang tewas.
Tahun 2010: krisis ekonomi dunia
- Temperatur beberapa negara Afrika kemungkinan besar meningkat hingga 58° Celcius, bersamaan itu terjadi kekurangan air bersih yang parah.
- Tanggal 15 Juni pasar saham di New York bakal runtuh, ekonomi dunia akan memasuki kondisi krisis.
Suhu di Afrika bisa mencapai 58° Celcius, angka yang pada awal mendengar seolah-olah sulit dipercaya, namun pada kenyata-annya pada awal bulan Mei 2007, menurut info para pelancong yang pergi ke sekitar wilayah Afrika, temperatur di Yunani dan Turki sudah mencapai 39° hingga 40° Celcius, sedangkan ibu kota utama Irak dan jazirah Arab temperatur tingginya berta-han di suhu 45° – 46° Celcius, pada musim panas suhu tertinggi dimungkinkan terjadi. Suhu awal Mei saja sudah sedemikian tinggi, bisa dibayangkan pada tahun 2010 kelak pemanasan global bakal semakin parah, temperatur di banyak negara Afrika sangat dimungkinkan mencetak rekor tertinggi yang susah dibayangkan.
Tahun 2011: flu burung H5NI tewaskan 73 juta orang
- Penelitian metode penyembuhan penyakit kanker berhasil dengan sukses, akan tetapi jenis penyakit baru lainnya bakal muncul.
- Wabah beracun yang mematikan bakal muncul, dinamakan ALS, yang menyebabkan kehilangan kekebalan tubuh, apabila terjangkit penyakit tersebut dalam tempo 4 jam bakal meninggal.
- Flu burung jenis H5NI mulai resmi menyerang umat manusia, hingga tahun 2013 terdapat sekitar 73.000.000 orang tewas karena virus ini.
Tahun 2012: rimba Amazon lenyap
- Oleh karena perluasan area kebakaran ladang sewaktu musim kekeringan, gurunisasi dimulai, antara tahun 2015 - 2020 rimba belantara Amazon bakal lenyap.
- Mulai 6 Desember langit berubah memasuki jaman awan hitam, disebut sebagai kabut pekat karena cuaca.
- Oleh karena tersebar luasnya penyakit menular umat manusia mulai punah.
Tahun 2013: penyembuhan kanker berhasil
- Penelitian untuk metode penyembuhan penyakit kanker selain tumor otak dinyatakan berhasil.
- Pulau Bahama dari kepulauan Hindia barat (gugus kepulauan dekat Karibia), antara tanggal 1 -25 November dikarenakan letus-an gunung berapi terjadi gempa bumi, sesudah itu juga bakal terjadi tsunami super raksasa setinggi 150 meter, gelombang tsunami setinggi kira-kira 80 meter akan menyapu lautan Karibia, daratan AS, Brazil dan lain-lain juga bakal diterjang masuk jauh ke daratan hingga 15 - 20 km. Sebelum tsunami terjadi, air laut akan surut sedalam 6 meter, sejumlah besar penyu juga akan mulai bergerak.
Tahun 2014: planet kecil mendekati bumi
Planet kecil perlahan-lahan mendekati bumi dan ada kemungkinan bertubrukan dengan bumi, eksistensi planet kecil ini mempengaruhi permasalahan tentang timbul tenggelamnya umat manusia di bumi.
Tahun 2015: suhu 59 derajat, banyak orang mati kepanasan
Pertengahan November suhu rata-rata dunia kemungkinan mencapai 59° Celcius, ada banyak orang mati kepanasan, dengan demikian kekalutan besar dunia semakin parah saja.
Tahun 2016: George Bush kritis
- Pertengahan bulan April terjadi serangan taifun, ada ibu kota di Tiongkok mengalami kerusakan, sekitar 1.000 orang tewas.
- Presiden AS saat ini George W. Bush bakal masuk ruang gawat darurat RS, jiwanya di ambang kematian.
Tahun 2018: pemimpin dunia rapat soal planet kecil
Mengenai masalah pendekatan planet kecil ke bumi, para pemimpin berbagai pemerintahan dunia berkumpul mengadakan rapat penanggulangannya. Jucelino pada tahun 2000 sudah meramalkan, selain itu juga memberitahu keberadaan planet kecil itu kepada NASA, pada tanggal 31 Juni 2002 sebagian kecil petinggi NASA menamakan planet kecil tersebut “2002NZT7”.
Tahun 2026: tsunami San Francisco setinggi 150 meter
- Terjadi gempa super besar di San Francisco pada bulan Juni, disebut sebagai “The Big One”, patahan besar San Andreas Fault bisa rusak, negara bagian California bisa hancur, banyak kawah gunung berapi bakal terbuka kembali, ketinggian tsunami juga bisa melebihi 150 meter.
Tahun 2043: penduduk bumi berkurang drastis
Penduduk dunia berkurang secara drastis, terdapat sekitar 80% penduduk tewas di dalam bencana.

Gw merinding bacanya...
Kira2 bener nggak ya? Serahkan pada Tuhan YME saja yaaaa.....

Oh iya, entah kenapa, hari ini gw ngefans banget ama BoA.
Ya.. Gw lagi addicted aja ama dancer atu itu. Dancenya keyee~n.... Lagunya enak2. Sepanjang siang gw habiskan buat dengerin lagu2nya BoA. Keren boo....

Eh iya, gw mau ke Bandung lho~. Ama temen2 gw.... Judulnya sih kegiatan Outdoor. Nginepnya di ciater (kira2 bagus nggak ya penginapannya T.T). Hari Rabu ampe Kamis. Tanggal 4-5 Maret..
Chu.. Chutto...
TANGGAL 5?? ITU KAN PREMIER PELM RADITH!
*hilangkan ke-lebay-an*
Mungkin gw gak bakalan tepat waktu nonton. Gomen ya kak Radith ...

Sebentar lagi valentine. Apa yang akan kita, kaum wanita, lakukan?
Klo gw sih, islam~ Jadinya nggak bikin coklat. Klo misalnya boleh bikin, gw mo kasih ke b*******. Ga boleh ada yg tao..... Hehehe...

Entah kenapa, kayaknya selama sebulan ini, gw nggak bermood bagus..
Yaa... Gw nggak tau kenapa. Pas ulang taun juga, mood gw datar banget. Gw nggak ada rasa seneng. Pokoknya sebulan ini mood gw nggak lebih dr datar. Napa yak?

Itu aja dulu deh... Ngantook~~
Jaa Mata Aimashoo

Kesialan gw seminggu ini

2009-01-13T04:47:00.000-08:00

Setelah tumbuh jenggot (Ha?) di dagu Inta, akhirnya Inta ngepost lagi di sini
Kali ini, gw mo cerita tentang kesialan dan kekesalan gw beberapa minggu ini.
Yaelaaaah... Yang diceritain kaga hepi2an sih. Biarin! Klo mo hepi2an, silakan poto teman anda yang sedang kayang di puncak gunung bromo.
Jayus lo ta! Bodo ah! Rese lo ngasih komen doangan baca kagak.

-Gw lagi gemes ama Dora
Dora bikin Inta gemes pengen nyopot otak Dora dr kepalanya
Dibawah ini adalah beberapa kejadian dodol bin banyak bacotnya Dora.
Dora: Dimana kau lihat swiper?
*nengok belakang*
Dora: Oh tidak! Ia akan mengambil bunga baby dino!
*swipernya udah deket ama bunga*
Dora: Ayo cepat! Katakan... Swiper jangan mencuri. Bagus! (reseeee dah! Swipernya keburu nyolong)Ayo, ikuti kami
Dora dkk: Swiper jangan mencuri!
*Makin deket ama bunga*
Dora dkk: Swiper jangan mencuri! (halaaaaah! Kaga ngaruh!)
*Hampiiir~ Satu gerakan lagi*
Dora dkk: Swiper jgn mencuri!
Swiper: Ya ampu~n
Wadeferifakingfak?!? Gampang bgt ngadepin swiper doangan. Nih contoh lagi.
*Ranting sudah mulai patah*
Dora: Oh tidak! Tico akan terjatuh! Maukah kalian menolongku untuk menangkap Tico (Banyak bacot amat seh! Keburu gubrak tuh!)?
*Doranya diem bentar, nunggu jawaban*
Dora: Bagus! Angkat tangan kita... lalu.... Tangkap! Tangkap! bagus!
Tico mendarat dengan sukses di tangan Dora.
Coba klo iMori jadi Tico (Tico ngomongnya b. Ing kan?):
"You're amat sangat very banyak bacot. Help me! Hurry up before i'm die!"
Jeeeh...
Trus Yang pas ini:
Dora: Apakah kalian melihat sungai? (Ya elaaaaah... Nengok doang dah keliatan tuh)
*Cursor biru yg sok2 ngeklik gitu*
Boots: Ya! Itu dia....
Dora *Baru ngeliat*: Kalian benar (Yaeyalaaah) Ayo kita ke sana sebelum matahari terbenam (padahal langitnya masih biru terang gtu. Begitu diliatin mataharinya, itu dah turun... turun...)
-Gw pengen banget ngebacok Facebook
Iyaaa.... Kenapa nih? Kok Facebook dibacok? Gimana caranya lo ngebacok Facebook? Pake apa lo ngebacok Facebook? Sok bisa banget sih!
Yeee... Gw nulis gini karena gw lg kesel ama facebook. Tak bisakah kita menulis panjang2 di wall kita? Dan tak bisakah kita memasukkan gambar2 d wall kita? Dan bisakah Facebook tidak lemot seperti sekarang ini????
Klo ada yg tau, segera komen Inta

-Gw hampir gak bisa OL tiap hari
Bangun tidur kuterus mandi
Tidak lupa menggosok gigi
Habis mandi kutolong ibu
membersihkan tempat tidurku
Masih kenal nggak lagu itu? Huehehe... Mari kita mengenang saat2 kita bisa bangun pukul 7 pagi... Pulang sekolah pukul 12 siang... Dan tidur malam pada pukul 9 malam.
Enaknya saat2 tersebut. Makannya, bersyukurlah jika lo lo yang baca masih pada saat2 itu.
Mungkin klo gw sesuaiin dengan kehidupan sehari2 gw, lyricnya bakal jadi gini:
Bangun tidur kuterus mandi
Tidak lupa berwudhu dulu
Habis mandi kusolat subuh
sarapan dan berangkat sekolah
See? Nggak ada tuh beresin tempat tidur dulu. Gak sempet. Trus inget nggak syair TK ini:
Pulang sekolah
ganti baju
cuci muka
makan siang
tidur siang
Terdengar nyamaaaan sekali.
Gw nggak lebay lho. Emang bener. Jadwal pulang sekolah gw ini selalu sore. Nonton Keroro yang jam setengah 5 aja nggak keburu. Senin, pulang sekolah trus ILP. Selasa, pulang sekolah trus biola. Rabu, pulang sekolah trus ILP. Kamis, pulang sekolah trus bebas. Jum'at, pulang sekolah trus nunggu jumatan selesai trus mading.
Itulah kenapa gw jadi jarang banget OL. Maap yaaa...

-Gw dicap nggak sehat
"Inta kok kurusan?" "Kakak Inta kurus banget" "Kamu Inta kan? Kok tinggal tulang belulang begini?" "Walah, ini Inta tho? Kirain si Aming..."
Kata2 begitulah yg gw denger klo ketemu sodara2 gw. Well, ini karena gw br ngantuk jam 10 malem, baru bisa tidur jam setengah 11, bangun jam 4 pagi, langsung mandi solat sarapan. Setengah 6, go 2 school. Di sekolah, gw cuma makan gak lebih dr roti. Klo pas pulang ada bebek bengek kayak ILP dan eskul, baru makan siang JAM SETENGAH 6 SORE. Yeeeh... Gimana gw gak kurus.

-Ujan teroooos...
Iya nih, sekarang subuh aja ujan. Berangkat basah kuyup, pulang basah kuyup. Ulah siapakah? Ya UJAN laaaah.... Tapi klo nggak ada ujan nggak seru sih... Biarin dah.

-Pulang Pergi Skul Naek 74
Gw nggak ada masalah ama ini. Ngapain dibahas? Sekedar lo tau aja =P

Udah dulu yeeee... Punggung gw pegel nulis blog doangan.

Jaa mata aimashoo...

Hepi bday bwt gw...

2009-01-06T06:15:00.000-08:00

Yes! Hepi Bday buat gw!!!

Minta Kado dooong... *ditendang*

Weeh... Kadonya gk mahal2 amat kok...

Cuma gambar Keroro Gunsou, Kanon, or Clannad yg lucu~~~

Cara ngasihnya, komen aja d post ini...

*Disembelih krn GR*

Gw tunggu ucapa slamat ~~plus kado~~ buat gw yaaa... Sankyu sankyuuu~

Gila lo ta! Di sensi aja nyasar!

2009-01-02T15:20:00.000-08:00

Lusa kemaren, gw jalan-jalan ke sensi.

Yaaaah... Lo kejadiannya lusa kemaren tp br diceritain sekarang? Bodo ah!

Well, kunjungan gw ke sana sih karena adek gw ngeliat iklan tempat maen super gede bernama lolipop di sensi. Adek gw ngerenngeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek mulu minta ke sana. Ya udah, mumpung liburan, kita ke sana aja.

Pas nyampe sensi, adek gw langsung memancarkan semangat empatlimakaliduasamadengantujuhpuluhehsalahsembilanpuluh. Gw belum pernah ke mall ini dan gw ngerasa asing di tempat gw sekarang ini. Gw terus-terusan nempel ama nyokap gw.

Setelah melepas adek gw maen di lolipop, gw ngacir ke DQ ama BoNyok. N then, gw k gunung agung. Di sono, gw abis waktu buat baca buku2 tentang blogger, Adobe Photoshop, de el el. Tp yg gw beli malah komik yakitate!! japan no. 6.....

Di saat inilah kejadian terbodoh orang rempoa terjadi.

Sebelum gw bayar buku, gw ditinggal dulu ama nyokap. Katanya sih mo jemput adek gw truz makan. Krn gw lagi asik baca, gw ho-ohin aja. Dan setelah gw bayar, ada satu pertanyaan yg ada d kepala gw:

"Food court teh dimana ya?"

Bego banget sih lo ta!!!!! Gw tadi inget gw nyebut2 food station. Tapi gw lupa dimana gw nyebutnya. Jeeeh... Payah lo. Ya udah gw naek, naek, naek, n naek aja. Eeeh.. Begitu gw naek eskalator ke tangga berikutnya, gw ngeliat tuh food station ternyata ada d lantai sebelumnya. Gw langsung nglaksonin... eeeh... minta jalan ama orang2 di depan gw. Gw lari ke eskalator turun sambil minta jalan lagi ma orang2.

Dah... Begitu gw nyampe d Food Station, gw nyari2 dimana keluarga gw duduk. Lumayan banyak jg kan tempat duduk d situ. Eeeh... Gw liat tuh pala adek gw pake topi lolipop. Gw samperin aja. Weheiiiiii!!! Akhirnya, gw nyampe jg d sini.

Aaah... lo primitip amat sih ta. Biarin! Justru primitiplah yg membuat gw terkenal ~~di antara supir dan kondektur metromini 74~~
Ja Mata Aimashoo Minna!!!

Katanya Tahun Baru Semangat Baru. MANA??!?!?

2008-12-31T15:51:00.000-08:00

Seperti judulnya, banyak yg bilang "Tahun Baru Semangat Baru". Digambarkan dengan gambar2 yg bersemangat empatlimakaliduasamadengansembilanpuluh.

Tapi itu gk berlaku buat gw.

Nyatanya, gw tetep aja males, bangun jam 7, tergontai2 dan terkantuk2... Apa sih yg bs bikin gw punya semangat? Lesu loyo de es be gini kok.

Ada yg punya cara biar gw bs semangat? Call 08******** (Wait! Kok melenceng ke sini?)

Intinya sih, gw gk punya semangat apa2 buat tanggal atu bulan atu ini...

Tanggal 6 gw ultah... Yey... Gw tunggu kadonya yaaa!!! *Dibacok* Tapi gw brangkat pagi pulang sore guu~ *rasain lo ta* Yang beneran mo ngasih kado nih *Diinjek massa krn GR*, gambar Clannad, Kanon, Demashita! PPG Z n Keroro Gunsou jg boleh... Hehehe

Ntaran ngepost lagi... Mo sarapan dl.... (Hehehe... Buburnya udah ada tuh...)

Jaa mata Aimashoo....

Porum gua udah aktip... Yey... Mo Gabung gak?

2008-12-31T03:33:00.000-08:00

Yosh! Ketinggalan nih atu...
Gw sedang mengelola forum (ciaah..)....
Namanya Demashita! Power Puff Girls Z Forum...
FOR INDONESIAN ONLY!
Ampe sekarang sih, membernya baru 4 biji. Emang nih forum masih berantakan bgt...
Ni Linknya http://demashitappgz.co.nr/
Ni Affiliatesnya... Yang mao pasang, sok atuh...

Susah masukin alamatnya di sini. Klo mo nge-aff, Save dulu tuh gambar, trus upload lagi. Bagian '...a href="http://imageshack.us/"...' diganti dengan link forum... Ok.. Thx yooo....

Buat yg tertarik, pls join. Isinya emang blom banyak. Tp kl membernya mulai banyak, ntar Inta isi se-full yg Inta bisa....

Arigatou... Akimashite Omedetou... Jaa Mata Aimashooo.....

Anjrot, Blog gua bulukan

2008-12-31T02:45:00.000-08:00

Setelah sekian lama gw aktip di porum2 dan posting sana-sini ~~biar dapet gelar~~, GUA MELUPAKAN BLOG GUA!!! HUHUHUUUU.... Bulukan deh sekarang... Weee...

Acara lebay selesai

Ok, Met taon baru nih semuanya krn kira2 6 jam lagi, kita sudah berada di tahun 2009, tahun yang lebih ~~naujubilahminjalik~~ baik dr tahun ini. Darimana lo tau ta? Feeling... Hehehe...

Target Tahun Baru

Soal ini siiih... Well eh... Gw sendiri belum pasti... Gw masih ngincer Yakitate!! Japan no. 5 nih. Di Gramed udah gk ada (siapa suruh telat, bego!)

Yang Dilakukan Pada Detik2 Tahun Baru

Gw sama adek gw masih di rumah.... berdua doangan (Weeeh... Mana nih anak keras kepala lagi. Bodo deh. Yg penting ada temennya...). Gak tau juga nih, palingan ntar jam 12 mallem, gw lg enak2nya di alam mimpi....

Eh iya.... Sebelum lo off ne ta, gw pengen tanya...

Kenapa lo suka kopi paste gtu aja buat ngisi blog ini?
Actually, gw sendiri rada bingung knp gw kok enak bgt kopi paste dr web lain *digebukin orang*. Tapi, gw sendiri merasa nih blog musti ada isinya. N otak gw bner2 buntu buat ngisi. Jadinya yaaah... Tau sendiri kelanjutannya...
Kenapa lo gak ngelanjutin review dupan itu ta?
Gw MALES. Singkat, padat dan jelas bukan? *Ditempeleng* Oke... Yaa... Soalnya bagian itu doang yg seru. Paling yang lainnya gw merengek-rengek minta jadi basah, kenyataannya malah kering mulu. Trus jg gw duduk didepan berdua ama nyokap, jadi gw hrs menghindar dr polisi. Ama Asuka yg motretnya kaga jadi2 gr2 truk2 s**** yang segede2 gaban itu. Lainnya mah, biasa aja.
Kenapa lo gk pernah up to date ta?
Gw bacok lo yg nanya! Gw ngaku, tapi jgn nanya dong! Bikin gw bingung + stress aja....

Udah yaaa... Gw opp dl. Anjrit, punggung gua sakit! See ya! Akimashite Omedetou Minna! Jaa mata aimashoo....

We went to Dufan!

2008-12-17T19:44:00.000-08:00

------------------------------------For Indonesian Only----------------------------------------

Kemaren, tanggal 17, gw bersama teman2 gw(Asuka, Chii, Koharu, Fujiwara Ayumu, Miharu, Sachiyo, Saruwatari Ayumu, Miyako) n 3 ibu2 pendamping lainnya berlibur ke dufan. Akhirnya setelah pertapa berminggu-minggu, jadi juga ke sana.

Gw n tmen2 gw tereak-tereak kyk orang udik di sana "Dupaaan!! Dupan!!" "Weiii!!! Akhirnya jadi juga!!" "Hidup dupaan!!!". Untunglah ga ada orang yg peduli akan ke-udik-kan kami di sana.

Target 1: Kora-kora

Banyak anak yang udah pengen naik itu. Termasuk gw. Begitu ngeliat, kami langsung ikutan ngantri mo naek. Kami ngeliat kora2 lg diayun2.

Gw: Uff.... Duh gila..

Koharu: Aaaah, serem gw ngeliat orang2 d ayun2 gitu!

Asuka: Lo mo nyerah aja?

Fujiwara Ayumu: Aaah, don't be a loser!

Gw: Siapa jg yg mo nyerah? Udah deket nih kita!

Koharu: Tapi gw ngeliatnya gimana... gitu....

Saruwatari Ayumu: Ga usah diliat, tapi dirasain! Disitu enaknya!

Gw: Oke deh, percaya. Ntaran kita duduk di tengah ya!!

Fujiwara Ayumu, Saruwatari Ayumu, Sachiyo, Koharu: Iyaaa!!!

Chii: Gw mo di paling pinggir ama Asuka....

Giliran kami maju. Untunglah gw mendapat tempat yg gw n temen2 gw mau. Setelah pengaman terpasang, kora2 bergerak....

Tinggi... Tinggi... Dan..

Pas Kora2 naik dengan cepat

Gw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Orang dibelakang gw: Buset nih cewek depan gw tereaknya kenceng banget!

Fujiwara Ayumu: WUAAAA!! SEREEEEEM!!!!

Saruwatari Ayumu: *Dzikir*

Koharu: WUAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Sachiyo: UDAAAH!! UDAAAAH!!!

Chii: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Asuka: *diem*

Pas kora2 berjalan turun

Gw: Haaah.. Hah... Hosh... Hosh....

Fujiwara Ayumu: Hah... Hah.. hah..

Saruwatari Ayumu: *Dzikir*

Koharu: Ah-hah.. huh... hah...

Sachiyo: Udah-hah... Hahudahuhah...

Asuka: WUAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Chii: Telat, baka!

Setelah naik kora2, gw merasa bersyukur udah di atas tanah lagi. Miharu n Miyako cuma nyengir kuda ngeliat gw n yg laennya turun dari kora2. Curang lo pada!

Target 2: Istana Boneka

Actually, gw agak gak setuju ama ide yg satu ini. Selain gak terlalu seru, wahana ini kyk cuman buat anak2 kecil. Cuma, karena tmen2 gw pada naek, apakah gw mau bengong sendirian diluar istana boneka? Mendingan gw ikut deh!

Tanpa mengantri lama (masih sepi, enak lho!), gw n temen2 gw naik seperahu. Para ibu2 pendamping berada di perahu belakang.

Begitu perahu masuk istana, gw ngerasa ada hawa2 gak enak.

Fujiwara Ayumu: Eh, gw ngerasa gak enak deh!

Gw: Sama... Bikin merinding...

Boneka2 tua mulai nampak. 2 biji, melambai2kan tangan, n geleng2 kepala. Temen2 gw pada serem ngeliatnya. Asuka treak-treak. Chii agak shock ngeliat best friendnya itu.

Yak, lorang pertama adalah nusantara. Berbagai macam boneka didandani sehingga mirip orang2 dr berbagai daerah. Serem. Kulitnya udah pada ngelupas gtu.

Next, lorong Asia. Bangsanya Jepang, Cina, Korea, dll. Kecuali Asia Barat. Betapa... menyedihkan... Boneka... Jepangnya.... JELEK PISAN!!!! Mana ngangguk2 gtu lagi. Sok hormat! Tapi kyknya klo gw ngomong gtu keras2, gw bakalan dikutuk 7 turunan deh.

Next, Asia Barat. India, arab, dsb. Kayaknya di lorong ini boneka2nya paling tua. Yaaah... Manakutahu... Semuanya seram...

~Twilight~ Review Before Watching

2008-12-04T02:35:00.000-08:00

Story

TWILIGHT is an action-packed, modern-day love story between a teenage girl and a vampire. Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother re-marries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she doesn't expect much of anything to change. Then she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), a boy unlike any she's ever met. Edward is a vampire, but he doesn't have fangs and his family is unique in that they choose not to drink human blood. Intelligent and witty, Edward sees straight into Bella's soul. Soon, they are swept up in a passionate, thrilling and unorthodox romance. To Edward, Bella is what he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. But what will Edward & Bella do when a clan of new vampires - James (Cam Gigandet), Laurent (Edi Gathegi) and Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre) - come to town and threaten to disrupt their way of life?

Casts and Crews

CAST

Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan)
Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen)
Billy Burke (Charlie Swan)
Peter Facinelli (Dr. Carlisle Cullen)
Elizabeth Reaser (Esme Cullen)
Nikki Reed (Rosalie Hale)
Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen)
Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Hale)
Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen)
Cam Gigandet (James)
Edi Gathegi (Laurent)
Rachelle Lefevre (Victoria)
Anna Kendrick (Jessica)
Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black)
Sarah Clarke (Renee)
Gil Birmingham (Billy Black)
Christian Serratos (Angela)
Justin Chon (Eric)
Michael Welch (Mike Newton)
Jose Zuniga (Mr. Molina)
Ned Bellamy (Waylon)

CREWS

Catherine Hardwicke (Director)
Mark Morgan (Producer)
Greg Mooradian (Producer)
Wyck Godfrey (Producer)
Stephenie Meyer (Twilight Author)
Melissa Rosenberg (Screenwriter)

Links

Twilight the Official Movie Site
Stephanie Meyer's Official Site
The Twilight Saga
Official Twilight MySpace Page
Official Twilight YouTube Page

LA Times: Hollywood Backlot

MTV Movies Blog

Twilight Lexicon

His Golden Eyes
Twilighters.org
Bella and Edward
everglow
TwilightMOMs
Twilight Latino
Twilight Teens
Twilight Series Theories
Twilight Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

Soundtracks

Go All The Way by: Perry Farrel

Go All The Way (Into The Twilight) - Perry Farrell

Decode by: Paramore

Decode - Paramore

Full Moon by: The Black Ghost

About Twilight

Based on the #1 New York Times Best-Selling series with over 17 million books in print by Stephenie Meyer, TWILIGHT is a cultural phenomenon, with a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits this movie. There are over 350 fan sites devoted to TWILIGHT, and it has been chosen as the New York Times Editor's Choice, a Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year, Amazon's "Best Book of the Decade...So Far", Teen People's "Hot List" Pick, and The American Library Association's "Top Ten Best Book for Young Adults" and "Top Ten Books for Reluctant Readers," among others. Critically acclaimed director Catherine Hardwicke brings to life this modern, visual, and visceral Romeo & Juliet story of the ultimate forbidden love affair - between vampire and mortal.

About The Production

Producer Greg Mooradian of Maverick Films first read Twilight before the young adult novel gained worldwide acclaimin fact, before it had even been published. "Part of my job as a producer is to scour the world for new material," says Mooradian. "I read a lot of manuscripts prior to their being published. When this one came across my desk, I just couldn't put it down. The premise of a girl falling in love with a vampire just hit me like a ton of bricks. And the book delivered on every level."

What drew Mooradian to the story was not its exoticism, but rather its universality. "There have been thousands of vampire films made," he says. "What sets this apart is the love story. Vampirism in this story is simply a metaphor for teenage lust, for that feeling of 'I want you, but I can't have you.' I thought that was such a wonderful metaphor to express teenage longing.

"It's analogous to any young girl who has the opportunity to date the boy that her parents hope she'll go out with," Mooradian continues. "But then there's that other boy who's mysterious and dark and brooding, and there's such a desire to unlock the secrets behind who and what he is, which in this case is a vampire. And that revelation happens at a point where she's already too far in to withdraw, no matter what the consequences are."

Twilight was the first published work by author Stephenie Meyer, who has gone on to create three additional books in the series, with no sign of slowing down. "As a first-time author, I had no idea what normal is," she says. "I still don't. I had no expectations. I was first approached about the movie before the book had even come out. I didn't expect to hear anything about it until it was on the shelves, if then."

Meyer describes herself as a mom first, then a writer, despite her chart-topping sales and prolific output. "For me, writing this book was so personal," she says. "I was surprised that people responded to it so well. It still amazes me to watch how people get into the characters and how important it is to them. I get e-mails from people who feel like my book has actually changed their lives."

A Brigham Young University graduate with a degree in English literature, Meyer says the idea for Twilight came from a dream. "When I woke up, I wanted to know happened next. That first day I wrote 10 pages. When I finished it, no one was more shocked than me that I had actually finished a book."

As Meyer continued to add volumes to her narrative, Mooradian approached Summit Entertainment with the idea of developing the saga into a series of films. Twilight's novel concept and compelling characters made it an apt candidate.

"The idea of a supernatural fantasy as background for a great tragic love story is a great combination," says producer Wyck Godfrey. "Add to that a best-selling book series, and fans already connected to the characters, and we have a really good foundation to open it up to a new audience that may have never heard of Twilight. I think that once they see it, they're going to respond in the same way as the people who have discovered the books.

"There's a huge amount of danger in this movie," Godfrey continues. "There's also just the excitement of a teenager doing things that are verboten. These are things that people connect to. And not just girlsI think that guys will discover it's dangerous, there's action, there's a thriller element to it, and then, ultimately, that it's cool to be a vampire."

As soon as she read the book, executive producer Karen Rosenfelt says she was immediately intrigued by the "Romeo and Juliet" aspect of the storyline as well as its sustained sexual tension. "I think we all think we're Bella," says the former Paramount Pictures production president. "As a character she's very accessible and identifiable. We all feel outside of the in-group and want to feel we're marching to the beat of our own drummer."

Meyer was excited about the possibility of seeing her work translated to film, but only as long as the filmmakers remained true to the books. "All of us have seen books ruined as movies, and I had a lot of things that I wanted to protect. My stipulations were pretty basic: You can't kill anyone who doesn't die in the book. The Cullens have to all exist by their right names and in their right characters. Things like that. I wanted the groundwork to be there."

The filmmakers were sensitive to her concerns and committed to remaining as faithful to the book as possible. "The book is a bible for so many young girls, we needed to tell the story as written, as much as possible," says Mooradian. "Stephenie loved the script. But at the same time she had some very specific ideas, and we implemented nearly all of them, much to the benefit of the film. For example, we had slightly changed a passage from the book, 'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." Stephanie suggested we go back to the way it was, because so many girls had tattooed that line on their ankles. I thought she was joking, but no."

The producers tapped Catherine Hardwicke to direct the film. Hardwicke had segued a few years earlier from production designer working on films including Laurel Canyon, Vanilla Sky and Three Kings to writing and directing her debut film, the award-winning Thirteen, a sensitive and controversial look at a troubled teen's relationship with her mother.

"By no means were we exclusively looking at female directors,' says Mooradian. " But the core readership is young females, and we wanted to get somebody who understood that perspective. Catherine has really embraced that age group. She connects well with teenagers, and given her
filmography, it was a natural fit. We did feel it was a plus for someone to be able to say that they've walked in the shoes of Bella, in terms of having that first crush on a guy, and that decision to go after the wrong guy, and the consequences that would come thereafter. We were fortunate to have found a great female director, as well as a great female writer to carry out the mission."

Rosenfelt adds: "What Catherine demonstrated with Thirteen, Lords of Dogtown and The Nativity Storyall very different filmsis that she can create a world that feels organic and not manufactured. That was really important in bringing Twilight to the screen."

"When I read the book, I was swept away with the whole obsessionthat ecstasy," says Hardwicke. "Stephenie writes with such an authentic voice. Twilight had the potential to be so visual and cinematic and to capture that feeling: how it feels to be in love for the first time, and loving somebody so much that you'd literally be willing to turn into a vampire."

Melissa Rosenberg came to the table with considerable experience writing for the film's primary audience of high school age girls. In addition to the television shows "Party of Five" and "The O.C.," Rosenberg wrote the screenplay for Step Up, an enormously successful teen romance between a ballerina and a street dancer, also for Summit Entertainment. She is currently a writer for the provocative Showtime drama "Dexter," whose romantic hero is a serial killer. "Twilight is really the marriage of both my love of writing for teens and the sort of gothic-ness of horror," she says. "When they called me, all they had to say was teens and vampires and I was there."

consequences that would come thereafter. We were fortunate to have found a great female director, as well as a great female writer to carry out the mission."

Rosenfelt adds: "What Catherine demonstrated with Thirteen, Lords of Dogtown and The Nativity Storyall very different filmsis that she can create a world that feels organic and not manufactured. That was really important in bringing Twilight to the screen."

"When I read the book, I was swept away with the whole obsessionthat ecstasy," says Hardwicke. "Stephenie writes with such an authentic voice. Twilight had the potential to be so visual and cinematic and to capture that feeling: how it feels to be in love for the first time, and loving somebody so much that you'd literally be willing to turn into a vampire."

Melissa Rosenberg came to the table with considerable experience writing for the film's primary audience of high school age girls. In addition to the television shows "Party of Five" and "The O.C.," Rosenberg wrote the screenplay for Step Up, an enormously successful teen romance between a ballerina and a street dancer, also for Summit Entertainment. She is currently a writer for the provocative Showtime drama "Dexter," whose romantic hero is a serial killer. "Twilight is really the marriage of both my love of writing for teens and the sort of gothic-ness of horror," she says. "When they called me, all they had to say was teens and vampires and I was there."

iMori's Favorite Characters

2008-12-02T02:22:00.000-08:00

GAKUEN ALICE

Name: Hotaru Imai
Age: 10 (at debut)
Date of birth: October 25
Horoscope Scorpio
Height: 139cm
Weight: 30kg
Blood type: AB
Alice: Invention
Alice Stone Color: Purple
Type of Alice: Technical Ability
Star Ranking: Triple Star

Background

Hotaru Imai is Mikan Sakura's best friend. She met Mikan during fourth grade when she moved into the country. She went to Alice Academy partly because they gave out money and she wanted to pay her old school's dues, so it wouldn't be demolished. As an Alice, her parents were state-bound to enroll her in the Academy. So, to an extent, they probably got tired of evading the government, too. She wanted to go for the position of 'Honor Roll Student' so she could go home to visit Mikan and her parents.

She was transferred to Alice Academy during Spring time, as revealed in the manga. She was given a two star rank because she has a good reputation. On her first day of class, she didn't bother to talk to anybody. The next day she wore an egg helmet to hide her face and her classmates were surprised that she made the egg helmet in one day. The first one to ever befriend her was Yū Tobita a.k.a.Iinchō, the class representative. Some friends of Natsume's, or more like followers, disliked Hotaru for her arrogant attitude. Because of this, she had to arm herself with weapons to protect her from the attacks of her classmates. Due to the trouble she caused with them, she got scolded by Jinno-sensei a lot.

Later, she was promoted to three stars, but she was not happy. She was thinking of her family and of course, Mikan.

As Iinchou stated, the first time Hotaru ever smiled ever since she came to the Academy was the day Mikan arrived.

Hotaru also knows that both Natsume Hyūga and Ruka Nogi have crushes on Mikan, and sometimes tortures the pair about it. Hotaru has also realized Mikan's budding feeling for Natsume, feelings not even Mikan herself knows about. Hotaru protects Mikan from Luna Koizumi by pretending to befriend Luna.

Personality

She is extremely intelligent and rational. During the story, though she may appear to be rather cold and indifferent on the surface, it is apparent that she genuinely cares for Mikan. Hotaru breaks the fourth wall by teaching the audience about her inventions. The other characters see her explaining her inventions to apparently no one. Hotaru is labeled as weird, odd, and rather strange by other students, and sometimes she can be arrogant and has a bad-mouth (as described by the author)[1], which others find irritating.

She also tends to be fairly "sassy" through the variety of things she either does to bully Mikan, or punish others who bully her. Though, she does has some "stupid" points; her constant eating habits and her greedy side that causes her to make inventions that need a toll payment. She tends to be a "pig" when it comes to food and has a particular liking in seafoods. Hotaru is very lazy, as she has her inventions to do her work for her. Because she has no talent in swimming, other students teased her for having a 'Non-swimming Alice'.

As an enterprising student, she likes blackmailing people, most particularly of Ruka. She takes pictures of him showing his gentler side, probably to cater to the girls (and some guys) in the school, who would buy them (although it's also known that animals had performed little favors or paid her for those pictures as well). She does not only take photos of him, though, when a returning alumni and current famous actor, Reo, shows up, she makes sure she is at a vantage point to get good photos. She complains that the effect is, however, rather ruined when Mikan somehow falls into Reo's path.

Relationships

Mikan Sakura

Hotaru brushing Mikan's hair

Hotaru may bully Mikan a lot, but she actually cares for her. She has a strange way of showing her affections towards Mikan, which could be either painful or not. Mikan's smile always enlightens her, and she always tells Mikan to smile. She doesn't let Mikan hug her easily, and she would usually avoid her. She doesn't tolerate people who bullies Mikan, as proven when she hit a guy that was about to punch Mikan. She stated that she is the only one who can make Mikan cry. Hotaru enjoys bullying the person she likes, especially Mikan, and loves to see her pained expression, which she considers cute.

When she left for the Academy, she grew sad and refused to smile. It was clear that she missed Mikan a lot, and in the anime, she even built a robot to look exactly like Mikan (Amanatsu). In the manga, she invented a robot penguin which has the personality of Mikan.

Hotaru can be very protective of Mikan and she just enjoys teasing, or more like, torturing her many admirers, namely Natsume and mostly Ruka. She had always admired Mikan's strong will and ability to smile always. For her, Mikan is her most valued treasure.

Subaru Imai

Subaru is the older brother of Hotaru. He is a member of the student council and a Special Star student. They share similarities in terms of personality. Like Hotaru, Subaru is also cold and rational, and he doesn't hesitate to insult Hotaru and others, though he's softened up when it comes to Mikan. Even though they may not show it, they actually care for one another. In the Valentine's Day chapter, Hotaru is seen giving her chocolates to Subaru. She also danced with him during the Christmas Party, though they were really trying to step on each other's feet.

Gender: Female
Age: 14
Height:160cm
Birthday: June 14
Horoscope: Gemini
Blood Type: B
Alice: Doppelganger

Misaki is a friend of Tsubasa and likes to pick on him a lot. She also belongs to the Special Ability class and is one of the most normal looking people there. She has a Doppelganger Alice that allows her to multiply herself into two or more. She is very up-beat.

She danced the Last Dance with Tsubasa during the festival, which, according to the Alice tradition, is a 'dance of love', and any couple that dances during this will be together forever. She and Tsubasa have even been described as a 'married couple' in the anime.

She is also a member of Watching Over Ruka group. And it somehow appears that Kitsuneme and Yome have innocent crushes on her. As a senpai, she takes good care of Mikan, especially in Tsubasa's absence. She is more like a big sister. She is shown to have good fighting abilities as she can easily beat up guys in a fight.

In the manga, her hair is a bit longer and she ties it up when she went to the Flower Princess Festival.

UEKI NO HOUSOKU

Kosuke Ueki
(植木耕助 Ueki Kōsuke) Voiced by: Romi Paku (Japanese), Huy Anh Hoang (English)
Gender: Male
Age: 13
Birth date: 4th July
Blood type: A
Ability: Change trash into trees
Ability Level 2:Undo the opponent's power

Kosuke Ueki is the main character in the series. He is in Class 1-C at Hinokuni Junior High School. Ueki's ability is given to him by Kobayashi (a.k.a. Mr. K), who is also Ueki's homeroom teacher. His level 2 power is to undo the opponent's power. He can use more than one sacred treasure weapon at the same time. He is also seen wearing pinkish-red shoes during his first fight with Robert Haydn.

Ueki is an unusually calm individual, and doesn't care about what happens to him. He can be found snoozing in class, letting children use him as a target for shooting soccer balls (or in one case, a surfboard),and also calling the police without panicking when he faces a gang of rowdy teenagers. However, he cares for people around them, even going as far as saving Robert Haydn from falling debris in the Dogura Mansion.

According to a short profile of the main characters of The Law of Ueki (published in the end of manga vol. 16 by the author), Ueki's hobbies include cleaning up his town. In the first volume of the manga, Ueki is seen planting trees in the town park.

Ueki is a genuinely kind person who is always trying to help people. Ueki is actually a heavenly being sent to Earth by his father in order to take part in this tournament. Being a heavenly being allows him powers beyond his tree-making skills.

It seems he may have a crush on Ai (especially in the manga), but it is not admitted in the anime series.

Ai Mori
(森あい Mori Ai) Voiced by: Tomoko Kawakami (Japanese), Lori Barnes-Smith (English)
Gender: Female
Age: 13
Birth date: 8th August
Blood type: A
Ability: Change her opponent into a glasses-lover (any glasses)

Ai Mori is one of Ueki's classmates at Hinokuni Junior High School. When in a casual mood, Ai is usually upbeat and friendly, although she is often shown with a very shallow side, initially believing that all power-users (with the exception of Ueki) are dangerous enemies that can't be trusted. Still, Ai cares deeply for her friends, especially Ueki. She discovers Ueki's power early on, coming to a rather unusual conclusion and at first believing him to be an alien. Upon learning of the competition Ueki is in, she decides to back him up, to keep him from losing all his talents and disappearing because of it.

She is strict with Ueki at times, especially when he looks like he is about to do something rash. Ai continuously tries to be his voice of reason, although her shallow antics and outspoken personality often annoys him. Later on in the series, she is given an ability by the King of the Celestial World Candidate, Wanko, during Ueki's fight with Sano. However, her power's condition is that her opponent must perform a goody-two-shoes pose (raising the right leg backwards while putting both of the fists close to the mouth region). Once this power is activated, her opponent falls totally in love with glasses(usually Ai's) and will do anything to keep them from harm, even defeat themselves. Also, they will not attack because they may accidentally break the glasses, and will do anything to prevent Ai from breaking them.

The food she cooks tends to look rather odd and off-putting (usually with squirming octopus tentacles), but it still tastes good. It seems she may have a crush on Ueki, but it is not admitted in the series.

YAKITATE!! JAPAN

Name: Kazuma Azuma
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 16 years old
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Status: Baker
Voice: Yumiko Kobayashi
Azuma Kazuma is a sixteen year-old boy that is aiming to make a Japanese bread to be one of the trademarks of Japan. He has a solar hands that allows the yeast to ferment faster. He also has friends he met when he entered the Fantasia main branch to be able to make a Japanese bread.

One such friend is Kyousuke Kawachi, who is a boy that is aiming to be one of the bakers of the Fantasia main branch. Then there's Tsukino Azusagawa, who is the granddaughter of the owner of the main branch.

Mizuno Azusagawa
Also known as "the kid"
Age: early teens
Ethnicity: Japanese
Family: father, mother, Yukino, Tsukino
Distinguishing feature: Ability to act like a baby koala

Mizuno is the youngest of the Azusagawa sisters, and makes her first appearance in the Pantasia newcomer's battle. Though young, she is also a manager's proxy like Tsukino, and specializes in making melon-bread. She doesn't hate Tsukino quite as much as Yukino hates Tsukino, but still strongly dislikes her. When she loses the newcomer's battle, Azuma makes her refer to Tsukino in a kinder fashion, rather than making fun of Tsukino by calling her "Tsukino-neechan". She seems fickle and almost lets Koala walk out after firing him, but has some heart and realizes that he's a good employee and runs after him.

CLAMP GAKUEN TANTEIDAN

Akira Ijyuin (伊集院玲 Ijūin Akira)
Akira is the treasurer of the CLAMP Gakuen's Student Body. He is a crossover character from CLAMP's CLAMP Gakuen Tanteidan and 20 Menshou Onegai as a grade 4 student. Little is known about the adult Akira in X but in the other works, he is known as a good cook and a skillful thief.

GAKKOU NO KAIDAN

Momoko Koigakubo (Cool)
Momoko is a 6th grader and Satsuki's best friend. She seems to fear nothing, even in very dangerous situations, and is very brave when it comes to helping Satsuki and the gang confront the ghosts. She also seems to have a psychic connection with Satsuki's mother. Voiced by: Kumi Sakuma (Japanese), Monica Rial (English)

Hajime Aoyama (Funny)
Hajime is Satsuki's neighbor. He is always strong and courageous to help defeat the ghosts, but though he says that this is very brave, he is actually a coward. Despite this, he is one of the most reliable of Satsuki's friends and has saved her on more than one occasion. Hajime also has a naughty habit of flipping girls' skirts, and his constant victim is no other than Satsuki. This results in frequent comic moments. Throughout the anime, it seems that Hajime and Satsuki develop mutual crushes on each other (not that they'd admit it). Voiced by: Takako Honda (Japanese), Chris Patton (English)

AIR GEAR

Kanji:
南樹
Rōmaji:
Minami Itsuki (Cool)
English:
Itsuki Minami
Alternate names : Ikki (Nickname)
Babyface (Nickname)
Crow (Nickname)

Seiyū (Japanese): Kenta Kamakari
Voice actor(s) (English): Chris Patton

Debut (Manga):
Trick 1
Debut (Anime):
Trick 1
Appears in :
Anime and manga
Age :
13
Height:
167 cm
Weight:
52 kg
Gender:
Male

Early Life

Ikki was an orphan before being adopted by the Noyamano family, whose parents were friends of Ikki's parents. Here, he was loved, but still proved a handful.

He got along well with his adoptive sister Ringo, who has had a crush on him since youth, which Ikki remained oblivious to.

Once, while reflecting with Ringo, he was led to wonder who his real parents were. This led him to go as far as climbing a large tower, at a young age, to see if he could see his real parents from up there. A helicopter was sent to rescue him, but as a soldier tried to rescue him, Ikki bit his arm, causing the soldier to drop him. Ikki was caught by a giant crow as he fell. Since that incident he earned the title, "child of the wind".

Life during the anime

Ikki is in his second year of Junior high and is leader of the East Side Gunz at the start of the anime.

He grows an interest in Air Treks after being beaten up by by the leader of the Skull Saders' team who was using Air Treks. This led him to watch AT videos belonging to his sisters and he used to watch a girl called Simca practice.

One night he sneaked into a room in house, covered in "keep out" stickers. Here he discovered much AT material and realised that his sisters have been using ATs without him knowing. He took a pair of ATs for a spin. He ends up in a challenge with the Skull Saders, where he must race them to knock a sign over a shop in the area. Ikki won the race, with the help of Sleeping Forest, but is made work for shop owner to pay for the damage to the sign.

After Kazu and Onigiri are hospitalized by Buccha, while defending the East Side Gunz, Ikki challanges Buccha to an Parts War. With the help of other members of the East Side Gunz, Ikki defeats him, and causes Buccha's team, the Night Kings to be disbanded.

Ikki later starts his own AT team with his friends, Kazu and Onigiri and they also recruited Buccha. After starting the team, Kogarasumaru, the East Side Gunz becomes disbanded.

Kanji:
美鞍数馬
Rōmaji:
Mikura Kazuma
English:
Kazuma Mikura
Alternate names:
Kazu
Seiyū (Japanese):
KENN
Voice actor(s) (English):
Clint Bickham
Debut (Manga):
Trick 1
Debut (Anime):
Trick 1
Appears in :
Anime and manga
Age:
14
Gender:
Male

Team:
Kogarasumaru
Previous team(s):
East Side Gunz
Kazu was formerly a member of the East Side Gunz. In order to defend the school for the Gunz from the Night Kings, Kazu and Onigiri end up ina fight with Buccha, resulting in them being hospitalized. He manages to write Ikki a note using his mouth after Buccha broke his fingers, apologizing for not being able to defend the school. Ikki took on Buccha in a Parts War after reading the note.

Ikki encourages Kazu and Buccha to start an AT team with him, beore Kazu begins using ATs.

The older members of the East Side Gunz offer Kazu, the position of leader after Ikki takes up ATs, at the price of bringing them Ikki's head. Kazu refuses and ends up in a fight with them, where he manages to beat them all up.

After taking up ATs, Kazu becomes one of the founding members of Kogarasumaru. He trains hardest out of all the team members. In their first battle, Kazu becomes insecure as the fate of their team rests in his performance. If he lost the team would be disbanded. Kazu asks Agito to ride instead of him, knowing Agito can win no problem, while nobody knows if Kazu can, saying the school, ATs and the team are too important for him to take that risk. Agito accepts saying that what Kazu said meant that he didn't care being regarded as more than a "bench warmer", who planned bailing everytime they went to battle. Insecure about what Agito said, Kazu is about to let Agito take his place, thinking he must put the team first. But Ikki, disaproves and makes Kazu ride. Kazu manages to win easily and gain confidence.

Kanji:
野山野蜜柑
Rōmaji:
Noyamano Mikan
English:
Mikan Noyamano

Seiyū (Japanese): Seika Hosokawa
Voice actor(s) (English): Shelley Calene-Black

Debut (Manga):
Trick 1
Debut (Anime):
Trick 1
Appears in:
Anime and manga
Age:
17
Height:
164 cm
Gender:
Female
Team:
Sleeping Forest
Mikan Noyamano is the second eldest of the Noyamano sisters and a member of Sleeping Forest. Throughtout the series she is often seen enforcing discipline or punishing Ikki, through violence.

Mikan is fan of retrogaming. Simca joins her in her hobby for a period of time and spends time gaming with her. Simca leaves after Mikan realizes she had been spending time at her house to get close to Ikki. Before Simca leaves, Mikan asks her if they are considered enemies. Simca replies not for now, but it's up to Ikki to decide.

Noyamano Shiraume
Shiraume Noyamano (野山野白梅, Noyamano Shiraume?), known as Ume to her family, the youngest of the sisters. Her hobby is the creation of puppets (which creeps out Ringo and Ikki to no end), and she's always seen carrying one with her. Other than that she's also quite handy with machines despite her age. She's the one who introduces Kogarasumaru to Kei Machida, the pro emblem designer who designs their team logo. She is supposedly the weakest member of Sleeping Forest in terms of AT fighting skills. She is also sometimes sarcastic. Her latest appearance involves her revealing herself as a Gravity Child. She is able to successfully attack Ikki, something she could never achieve in normal gravity (although only in a rather comical fashion), due to both his underestimating her and his inability to adjust to the gravity-less area they were in.

KAMICHAMA KARIN

Himeka Kujyou (九条姫香, Kujō Himeka?) Voiced by: Noriko Shitaya
Age: 12-13
Himeka is Karin's friend and Kazune's "cousin". She is one half of a goddess; the other half is Kirio's younger sister who is also named Himeka. When one Himeka becomes stronger, the other becomes weaker. Since she was a young girl, she has always defended Kazune, who was a bit of a crybaby when they were little. She speaks slowly, loves bugs, and is a good cook. Like Karin, she does poorly in school. It is later revealed that she is Kazuto and Suzuka's daughter. She tells Karin at one point that while she has a strong affection for Kazune, it is not necessarily a romantic attachment, as Kazune is "kind of like a brother and kind of like a dad" to Himeka (referencing Kazune's identity as a clone of Himeka's father). She also witnessed Kazune and Karin kissing in the anime.

LA CORDA D'ORO

Kazuki Hihara (火原和樹, Hihara Kazuki)
Voiced by: Masakazu Morita
Trumpet by: Kazuki Abe
Hihara is an energetic third year at Seisou who plays the trumpet. He is tall and in shape (he runs every morning), and has green hair and eyes. He's aggressively friendly and outgoing and has little sense of social boundary. Hihara has an enormous appetite, as he is constantly eating (especially baked goods). He quickly befriends Kahoko. In the middle of the series, he starts to call Kahoko "Kaho-chan", instead of the usual "Hino-chan", this suggesting he has a rather obvious crush on the girl. He also admits he has a crush to Azuma, saying "don't make fun of me" when asked. Basketball is one of his favorite sports.

Keiichi Shimizu (志水桂一, Shimizu Keiichi)
Voiced by: Jun Fukuyama
Cello by: Tomoki Tai
A blond 'bishounen' and also is the youngest male competitor, he plays the cello. He is very drowsy all the time and often seems confused. Shimizu can be found sleeping anywhere, anytime, so Kahoko first meets him lying on the ground fast asleep. His life seems to revolve around music (he tells Hino that he sleeps, wakes up, plays the cello, then repeats the process, other than eating and visiting the library), and he loves to play his instrument. He enjoys reading and studying music history and structures of instruments. In time, he becomes interested in Hino because of her carefree music.

Shouko Fuyuumi (冬海笙子, Fuyuumi Shōko)
Voiced by: Akemi Satou
Clarinet by Tomoko Nishizaki
The other female competitor from the school, she plays the clarinetand is also shown to play a little piano from episode 26. Fuyuumi is a first year at Seisou, a small, slim girl with cyan hair and eyes. She is very hesitant and easily intimidated, and very shy. During the training camp, her vacation house was used, indicating she comes from a wealthy family. She looks up to Kahoko as a role model and wants to be like her.

Kahoko Hino (日野香穂子, Hino Kahoko)
Voiced by: Reiko Takagi
Violin by: Yuuki Nakajima
The protagonist. Kahoko has a slim figure, with scarlet hair and brown eyes. She is very friendly and is very honest. She is a second year at Seisou Academy and is in the General Education department. Hino never played or touched a violin in her life until she meets the strange fairy, Lili. Though at first reluctant about playing the violin, she soon becomes more in depth with her music. She is a polite and considerate girl who puts other's feelings before her own, though at times she can appear rather naive, especially in music. The boys involved in the concours have obvious crushes on her, though she cannot figure that out. She lives in an apartment with her mother and older sister.

TOKYO MEW-MEW

Name: Minto Aizawa
Age: 12
Alias: Mew Minto
DNA: Ultramarine Lorikeet
Weapon: Minto Arrow
Attack: Ribbon Minto Echo
Metamorphosis: Mew Mew Minto, Metamorphosis

Minto Aizawa (藍沢　みんと Aizawa Minto?) is the second Mew Mew to be introduced in the series. At their first meeting, Mint lends Ichigo a handkerchief, but also makes snide comments causing Ichigo to consider her a rude, sarcastic person. After learning about the Mew Mew project and that there are four other Mew Mews to find, Ichigo suspects Minto must be one of them. Ichigo is unable to confirm her suspicions while visiting with Masaya to return the hankie, so she breaks into Minto's home later. A chimera anima takes over Minto's dog Mickey, and during the battle, Minto's mark is revealed. Infused with the genes of a Ultramarine Lorikeet, Minto grows a pair of bird wings appear on her back and a bird's tail when she transforms into Mew Minto. She fights with a bow and arrow.

Minto is initially depicted as a spoiled, snobbish, and self-centered brat. As the series progresses, she is shown to really be a more empathetic person who cares deeply about her friends. Minto is a ballerina and takes Japanese dance classes. Though she technically works at the cafe, she usually spends most of her time enjoying afternoon tea and ordering the others about. Minto idolizes fellow Mew Mew, Zakuro Fujiwara.

In the anime series, the circumstances of Minto's first appearance are changed, as the anime eliminates the first meeting of the girls at the endangered species exhibit. Instead, Minto meets Ichigo when her dog, Mickey, runs up to Ichigo and licks her face. Ichigo later goes to Minto's house after Masha indicates that there is a chimera anima there. After Ichigo arrives at Minto's house, it returns to the manga's version of the meeting. Minto's anime depiction is voiced by Yumi Kakazu. In the Mew Mew Power English adaptation her name is changed to Corina Bucksworth and she is voiced by Andi Whaley.

DNA 2

Name: Karin Aoi
Voice Talent: Tominaga Miina
Karin Aoi is from the future where there is severe overpopulation. She is sent back in time via an interesting time travel machine that becomes her headquarters throughout the series, keeping her in touch with hersuperior in the future. With her she brings a bullet programmed to change the DNA of one person, Junta Momonari, who is one of the main causes of the overpopulation in the future. He is a Mega-playboy. A man women find irresistible. All Karin wants is to finish her assignment and return home and settle down in a "sweet home" This becomes a very doubtful hope as she brings the WRONG bullet, one programmed to turn Junta into the Mega-Playboy!

CARDCAPTOR SAKURA

Tomoyo Daidouji
Age 10
Gender Female
Date of birth September 3
Occupation Student (CCS)
Corporate President (Tsubasa)
Princess of Japan (Tsubasa)
Title President (Tsubasa) Princess (Tsubasa)
Known relatives Sonomi Daidōji (Mother)
Nadeshiko Kinomoto (1st Cousin once removed, deceased)
Sakura Kinomoto (Second Cousin)
Toya Kinomoto (Second Cousin)
Residence Tomoeda, Japan (CCS)
Japan and Piffle World (Tsubasa )

Tomoyo Daidouji (大道寺知世 Daidōji Tomoyo?) is a fictional, major supporting character in Clamp's anime and manga series Cardcaptor Sakura and Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle. She is known as Madison Taylor in the English adaptation Cardcaptors. She is voiced by Junko Iwao in Cardcaptor Sakura and by Maaya Sakamoto in Tsubasa Chronicle. In Cardcaptors, she is voiced by Maggie Blue O'Hara and by Michelle Ruff in the 2nd Movie. She is voiced by Amber Cotton in Tsubasa Chronicle.

Tomoyo's given name (知世) can be best interpreted as worldly wisdom. This is appropriate for her character, as Tomoyo is very intelligent as well as amazingly perceptive of others' feelings. Her family name, Daidouji (大道寺 Daidōji?) could mean temple of great moral principles. Another possible reading is main street temple, where this could be a pun of Daigoji, a famous temple in Kyoto, Japan.

Tomoyo is the best friend of the series heroine, Sakura Kinomoto (Sakura Avalon in Cardcaptors). When she discovers that Sakura has become the Cardcaptor, she becomes Sakura's primary assistant by designing "battle costumes" (similar to another CLAMP character, Hokuto Sumeragi, who designs extravagant outfits for herself and her twin Subaru) and filming all of her magical (and non-magical) endeavours. (The videotaping, however, seems to be more to Tomoyo's personal benefit and enjoyment than it is to Sakura's.) Tomoyo faithfully keeps Sakura's new identity secret and often covers for her in times of need.

In the early releases of the manga, one of the artists was not aware that Tomoyo had feelings for Sakura. As a result, some scenes in the beginning chapters show Tomoyo with a slight crush on Sakura's brother Toya. Clamp soon clarified the story with each other, however, and Tomoyo is subsequently seen showing more attention towards Sakura.[1] This is rectified in the series by a scene revealing that Tomoyo blushes around Toya because he reminds her of Sakura.

Tomoyo is the daughter of the president of Daidōji Toy Company, Sonomi Daidōji (Samantha Taylor). Sonomi and Sakura's mother Nadeshiko Kinomoto (Natasha Avalon) are first cousins, which makes Sakura, Toya and Tomoyo second cousins. Tomoyo's father is never shown in the series and is only alluded to once, but it is apparent that he does not live in the Daidōji household. Her western-style house in Tomoeda is quite grand, with several maids serving the household. She is sometimes attended by the Daidōji family's team of female bodyguards, and has access to prototype technology from her mother's company (including the cell phones she supplies to Sakura and her circle).

Tomoyo is very mature for her age. One of her major character traits is her selflessness towards Sakura. Tomoyo is kind, caring, highly intelligent, beautiful, meticulous, and very melodic (she has a superb singing voice and often has solos in choir recitals). She always speaks using formal verb conjugations and expressions, giving her a unique air of refinement amongst the cast. When needed, Tomoyo can exhibit considerable cunning and resourcefulness, which was most prominently displayed in the final movie (much of which revolved around a complicated scheme she had devised to give Sakura as many opportunities as possible to confess her feelings to Syaoran).

Tomoyo aids Sakura's efforts to be in the company of Yukito Tsukishiro (Julian Star) on many occasions, and, in the second half of the series, becomes the confidante of Syaoran Li (Li Showron) when he finds himself falling in love with Sakura.

In Cardcaptors, Tomoyo is renamed Madison Taylor. Elements that might have hinted at a romantic attachment to Sakura are removed from the story. Her 'love' for Sakura is completely platonic. Despite the removal of a lovers relationship, Tomoyo still acts as Sakura's best friend and supporter, and loves giving Sakura new battle costumes, and filming Sakura on all her adventures.

The fact Sakura and Tomoyo were second cousins was also erased from the story, mostly due to the network passing over the episode where Sakura and Tomoyo discover the fact they are related.

Tomoyo's relationship with Sakura is full of love and friendship. Tomoyo's actions make it clear that she deeply cares about Sakura, often to the point of obsession.

Tomoyo first meets Sakura in the third grade when she receives an eraser in class after forgetting her own. The eraser, likely used only that one time, has become Tomoyo's most precious possession. It was that one random act of kindness that sparked the development of their relationship, where Sakura's ongoing cheerfulness, kindness, and cuteness are matched by equal amounts of love and devotion from Tomoyo.

In the manga Tomoyo professes her love for Sakura (albeit not in a very direct fashion) on multiple occasions, marked by the use of flowers in the background to indicate love (a common visual theme in manga and anime). However, Sakura has romantic feelings for others throughout the series, and never interprets Tomoyo's messages as anything other than expressions of their friendship, which are eagerly returned. Despite their close friendship, it is clear that Sakura has no romantic feelings for Tomoyo in either the manga or the anime. Tomoyo has a few conversations (not always with Sakura) in which she suggests, if not outright states, that she has feelings at least a level deeper than "close friendship" which she does not express.

Tomoyo herself does not express, or otherwise appear to possess, any feelings of jealousy or resentment toward those that Sakura has romantic feelings for. She instead is completely selfless and loves Sakura to the point where as long as Sakura is happy, Tomoyo is happy, regardless of whom Sakura ultimately loves. In one conversation, Tomoyo has stated to Sakura that she would of course be thrilled if the person whom she loves also loves her back, but what matters most to her is simply that person's happiness.

Sakura's response, unknowing that this "person" is herself, replies confidently, "The person you love must be really happy then."

In episode 46 of the anime, when Sakura is transported to a world where everyone forgets about their feelings toward the people they love most, she greets Tomoyo in a friendly manner like every day at school, but instead of going on talking to each other, Tomoyo merely changes her shoes and walks away, only to turn back and tell Sakura that they will be late for their classes. Also, at later classes, Tomoyo doesn't hang out with Sakura anymore and wouldn't greet her when Sakura's cheerleading practices were over. Reason would say that this means that Tomoyo cares about Sakura more than anyone else.

Tomoyo in Tsubasa

An alternate-universe version of Tomoyo is an important character in the Clamp manga series Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle (whose corresponding anime is titled Tsubasa Chronicle). She has appeared as two separate incarnations.

Here, Tomoyo is the princess of a country called Japan/Nihon who sends the warrior Kurogane on the quest that causes him to join the dimension travelers. Tomoyo is a powerful miko sorceress responsible for maintaining the wards of Nihon that protect the country from demons. While Tomoyo is her given name, she also goes by the hereditary regnal name of Tsukuyomi, the Princess of Shirasagi Castle who keeps the wards. She has an older sister, Amaterasu (Kendappa-ou of RG Veda), the Empress of Nihon. Tomoyo's powers are related to the moon, which grants her the ability to send people through time and space and also to communicate to others through dreams (or at least other incarnations of herself). Tsukuyomi is a Japanese god of the moon, while Amaterasu is goddess of the sun.

In another universe in the same series, Tomoyo is the President of Piffle Princess, a corporation that sponsors a race with one of Sakura's feathers as the prize. This version of Tomoyo is quite similar to Cardcaptor Sakura's version in personality and circumstances: She owns a video camera with which she plans to tape Sakura's performance in the race and she creates a costume for Sakura to wear. Tomoyo also has female bodyguards in this universe just like the Tomoyo in 'Cardcaptor Sakura'. In this world, there is a brief reference to Kero (Keroberos), shown later in an episode where Kero-chan appears. He makes a very short appearance as a balloon-like figure that resembles him a little in volume 10. Tomoyo also appears briefly as a school girl in Hanshin Republic.

In the Tsubasa Chronicle the Movie: The Princess of the Country of Birdcages, Tomoyo re-appears being as the princess of that country. Her uncle cast a spell upon her to make her lose her ability to speak (alluding to an episode of Cardcaptor Sakura) , however she can still communicate by touching another person and speaking through their mind.

Tomoyo's voice actress for Tsubasa is Maaya Sakamoto, who coincidentally supplied the vocals for the third opening of Cardcaptor Sakura, as well as the voice of 'The void" in Cardcaptor Sakura: The Sealed Card. She also supplies the vocals for the Tsubasa ending theme "Loop" and "Kazemachi Jet"

SCHOOL RUMBLE

Name: Tsukamoto Tenma 塚本天満
Date Of Birth: 30th November
Blood Type: B
Likes: Karasuma Ouji
Dislikes: Perverts
Abilities: Message Archery, High-speed cycling, Tying weird hairstyles

Short, undeveloped and childish for her age, Tenma often is mistaken as being younger than her classmates and her younger sister Yakumo. She does not believe herself to be very pretty in the eyes of boys, even though most of them admit that she's cute. She strives to be seen as a woman, and is able to bend spoons with her mind. One of her distinctive physical features are the little pigtails in her hair, which often wiggle if she is happy or excited. She is also dense, slow and unreliable and often misunderstands obvious situations. Despite her negative qualities, Tenma is good-natured and friendly. She enjoys professional wrestling and is a fan of the jidaigeki TV show called "The Three that were Slashed", which Kenji Harima is also a fan of. Tenma is also a relatively poor student, and both she and her sister have to work part-time jobs to make ends meet.

After knowing of Karasuma's disease, and even finding out that he lost all memories of her, she decided to transfer to the United States and continue her studies there in order to stay beside him, she also decided to study medicine.

According to the last Japanese poll performed by the publishers of the manga, Tenma is currently the fourth most popular character in the series.

HARUHI SUZUMIYA NO YUUTSU

Nagato Yuki

Voiced by Minori Chihara (Japanese)
Michelle Ruff (English)
Profile
Gender Female
Species Data Entity
Occupation SOS Brigade fifth seat / North High student (second year) / former Literature Club Captain (technically still acting as such)

Yuki Nagato (長門有希 Nagato Yuki) is a fictional character in the Haruhi Suzumiya light novel series. She is initially portrayed as an introverted, taciturn bibliophile. She is actually an artificial human created by the Integrated Data Entity, and possesses supernatural powers as a result. She joins Haruhi Suzumiya's SOS Brigade in order to observe her on the behalf of the Integrated Data Entity. In addition, she is present to ensure that Haruhi does not use her godlike powers, and aids the other Brigade members in stopping forces that wish her to do so.

Appearance

Apparently, Yuki has extremely pale skin, as there are numerous times in the original light novels where Kyon describes her face, neck, hands, or fingers (as she flips the pages of the book she is reading) as "white". Also, Kyon always comments on how Yuki has the uncanny ability to walk "soundlessly". Yuki is attractive enough to earn an "A-" grade from Taniguchi.

Background

Yuki Nagato is a quiet high school freshman that is the only member of the SOS Brigade that willingly joined Haruhi's SOS Brigade and was not "voluntarily arrested," or forced into joining, by Haruhi Suzumiya. She was a member of the Literary Club, whose other members were all seniors who graduated, leaving Yuki the sole member of the club. She lives alone in the same apartment complex as Ryōko Asakura, in room 708. She wears glasses and her school uniform at all times, permanently discarding the former only after Kyon told her that she was cuter without them, and first wearing a different outfit when the SOS Brigade went on vacation to a remote island.

Yuki is a "humanoid interface", or artificial human, created by the Integrated Data Entity for the purposes of interacting with and observing events on Earth. Specifically, she has been created to observe Haruhi, who can create huge quantities of data from nothing. Haruhi represents the potential for an evolution in autonomy; an ability that the Integrated Data Entity does not have.

As an artificial human, she has numerous paranormal abilities. She is capable of manipulating the properties of the environment and any materials within it at any scale to her desire, referred to as "bogus magic" by Kyon. For instance, she can modify a baseball bat to hit only home runs, nullify data links (removing other artificial interface connections from their bodies), plus she is able to make a cover up story (since Ryōko was gone, she made a cover up story that she moved to Canada), and reconstruct a classroom, down to the last detail, after everything in it was completely destroyed. As a result, she is capable of feats of superhuman strength, agility, and stamina. In one instance, she was unfazed while impaled by multiple metal spikes, and effortlessly reconstructed her body afterwards. Her state also affords her an extreme level of intelligence. She can comprehend the rules and concepts of a game instantaneously, as well as create flawless strategies based on her observations, and was able to learn how to play a guitar mere moments after receiving one. However, she has been seen to be fallible, such as when she reconstructed the devastated classroom but forgot to reconstruct her broken glasses. Yuki also has a lack of understanding towards social norms and earth technology, as demonstrated by her bluntly literal future predictions and her clumsy attempts at using a computer mouse. This is likely due to her self-imposed state of near-total isolation in order to interfere with as little of the environment around Haruhi as possible.

Personality

Yuki has a very stoic and introverted personality, preferring simple body language rather than speaking. When prompted to speak, she does so in a very concise manner, always speaking in a monotone and displaying a dispassionate expression. She thinks very rationally, and finds it difficult to communicate with normal humans due to her intelligence and lack of empathy. She enjoys reading, and is seen reading a book in the majority of her appearances, typically of the science fiction or mystery genres. As the series continues, she displays an enjoyment of computer games and develops a sense of humor, although her unchanging facial expressions make it near-impossible to discern whether she is joking or not. Despite her reserved manner, she is reliable and trustworthy, resulting in Kyon trusting her more than any other member of the SOS Brigade. Though seemingly cold and devoid of emotions at first glance, Yuki subtly shows a genuinely warm care and concern for her fellow SOS Brigade members, Kyon in particular. This is shown by her keeping Kyon warm with her cardigan as he fell asleep in the club room, and her taking care of Mikuru when she fainted from terror in the "Murder Island" incident. At the end of The Vanishment of Haruhi Suzumiya, she also expresses gratitude towards Kyon's promise to protect her from being deleted with a simple "thank you" (even though up this point, expressing gratitude or emotion is supposedly uncharacteristic of her).

PICHI PICHI PITCH

Name: Hanon Houshou
Age: 13-14 years old
Are: Mermaid Princess of the South Atlanic Ocean
Height: 152 cm
Birthday: May 24th
Constellation: Gemini
Blood Type: B
Hobby: Shopping
Special Talent: Makeup
Favorite Subject: Japanese
Least Favorite Subject: Gym
Favorite Color: Aqua
Favorite Flower: Sakura [cherry blossom]
Favorite Food: Cheesecake
Least Favorite Food: Natto [fermented soybeans]
Favorite Type of Boy: A grown-up person

Hanon is the Mermaid Princess of the South Atlantic Ocean and keeper of the aqua (水色 mizu-iro "water-color") pearl. Unlike Lucia, Hanon goes up to land to escape water creatures. She is perky and feminine, yet a bit more worldly than her friend Lucia. This worldliness is evidenced by many of her actions—especially by her romantic pursuit of her music teacher, Tarō Mitsuki. Her idol form is Mizuiro (Aqua) Pearl Voice, although the first time that it is named in the manga, she is erroneously called Blue Pearl Voice.

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka
Type: Boy-Lolita
Grade: Third Year, Class A
Birthday: February 29 (Pisces)
Height: 4’ 9"
Blood Type: AB
Favorite Food:Cake, strawberries, other types of sweets, sometimes spicy

Voiced by: Ayaka Saitō (anime and later drama CDs), Ikue Ōtani (early drama CDs), Luci Christian (English)
Bio:Mitsukuni Haninozuka (埴之塚光邦 Haninozuka Mitsukuni?), age 18, usually called Hunny (ハニー "Honey" in English dub), is a third-year at Ouran High School depicted as a very childish and cake-loving boy who is much older than his elementary school appearance would indicate. In the anime, there is a scene which shows the true strength and power Honey possesses and it is said that he has been told by Japan's Defense Minister not to show his full power for fear of other countries thinking Japan held a weapon of mass destruction, causing the other countries to fire missiles at Japan (see episode 18 in the anime). Hunny is often around his cousin, Mori, who is very close to him. Honey lives with his father, the owner of a famous dojo and his little brother, Yasuchika, with whom he is often at odds. Hunny is very fond of eating sweets and his room is full of stuffed animals. He always carries around a plush bunny named Bun-Bun (Usa-chan in the Japanese version; usa is short for usagi, meaning "rabbit"). He used to hide his true self (with much difficulty) by being a "real man" for some time, but after Tamaki convinced him that liking cute things wasn't bad, he soon realized that there was absolutely no need for him to do that. Then, together with Mori, he joined the host club, attracting customers with his shotacon cuteness. His nickname, Hunny, could have come from his personal name Mitsukuni (光圀) because the abbreviation to "Mitsu" can mean "honey" (蜜), or as an abbreviation of his family name Haninozuka.
He was originally intended to have a extreme dual personality. Also the "crouching in the corner, depressed" stance was reassigned from him to Tamaki. He is shown to be similar in looks and personality to Momiji Sohma from Fruits Basket. Coincidentally, both characters are voiced by the same seiyū.

Fujioka Haruhi
Type: Natural
Grade: First Year, Class A
Birthday:February 4 (Aquarius)
Height: 5’ 0"
Blood Type: O
Favorite Food: Sushi, ramen, strawberries

Voiced by: Maaya Sakamoto (Japanese anime and later drama CDs), Aya Hisakawa (early drama CDs), Caitlin Glass (English)

Bio:Haruhi Fujioka (藤岡ハルヒ Fujioka Haruhi?) Age 16, is the main character of the series. She is an intelligent but poor first-year student attending exclusive Ouran High School on a special scholarship that requires her rank first in her class. One day, while looking for a quiet place to study, she stumbles upon the Ouran Host Club and accidentally breaks an expensive vase belonging to the famed Host Club and must work off her debt as a host for them; to do this, she must disguise herself as a boy, which she finds easy to do because she does not feel that her gender dominates her personality. She soon realizes she enjoys acting as a host to other girls, which she takes to naturally, though she does not like taking time away from studying and finds the antics of the other hosts extremely irritating. Although habitually quiet and unflappable, she has a deep fear of thunderstorms. Haruhi lives with her okama (drag queen) father and has become skilled in household chores due to her mother's death when she was 6. Although her independent, straight-forward personality clashes with those of the other, more outgoing hosts, Haruhi becomes friends with them, especially the Hitachiin twins, who are in her class, a fact that is exceedingly troublesome to the Host Club King, Tamaki.
Her home was formatted after a former Hatori residence.

Other Characters

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Ryoji Fujioka (藤岡涼二 Fujioka Ryōji?), Haruhi's father, works at an okama (cross dressing) bar under the name Ranka (蘭花?). He says that he was originally bisexual, but became asexual after his wife's death because he could never love another woman. In contrast to Haruhi's practicality and lack of interest in material things, he is rather bad with money, and buys girly clothing for Haruhi in the hopes of getting her to dress more cutely. He even repacks her suitcase for an overnight trip in episode 8 of the anime, replacing the clothes she had packed with a dress.

Haruhi's stubborn self-reliance causes her father to worry about her a lot; he would like to be more involved in her life and do more things for her, but she rarely lets him. However, the two of them do have a clearly loving relationship. While her father would like to be able to take care of Haruhi, it seems that often Haruhi ends up taking care of him instead, as shown in a flashback in which a very young Haruhi refuses to allow him to go to parents' day at her school because she wants him to stay home and rest instead.

There is a marked similarity between Haruhi's father and Tamaki, upon which several other members of the Host Club have commented. Partly because of this, and partly as a result of Tamaki's evident romantic affection for Haruhi, Ryoji has stated that he considers Tamaki an enemy, and seems to take some amusement in picking on him. Voiced by: Takehito Koyasu (Japanese), Mike McFarland (English)

Kotoko Fujioka

Kotoko Fujioka (藤岡琴子 Fujioka Kotoko?) was Haruhi's mother, who died while her daughter was still very young (Haruhi remarked in the first episode that it has been ten years since her mother died, which puts her at about 5 years old at that time). It is known that she was an attorney at law and that Haruhi takes after her in some ways and that she remains Haruhi's great example. If the way Haruhi recalls her both in waking memory and in a dream is accurate, she was dedicated and a loving mother who wished the very best for her family. One would assume she was also somewhat open-minded in order to live with and love her husband, "Ranka", who has stated that Kotoko was both beautiful and intelligent. He also reveals that she was apparently a closet fan of the St. Lobelia's Zuka Club of her day. In recent chapters, it is also shown that she was quite popular at her law school. Voiced by: Mika Doi (Japanese), Jennifer Seman (English)

Yuzuru Suoh

Yuzuru Suoh (須王譲 Suō Yuzuru?) is the patriarch of the Suoh family, Yuzuru shares some of his son's characteristics. Despite knowing of his mother's loathing of Tamaki, he could do little to help the situation. To date, his only act of rebellion against his mother's wishes seems to be that he did not simply break off his relationship with Tamaki's mother, but instead divorced the woman his mother had chosen for him. In the anime he does seem to be a bit cold to Tamaki, though this might be to show that he does not favor his son as a student, as a scene in the anime shows photographs of Tamaki at different stages of life on his desk in his office. It also seems Tamaki gained his charms from his father. Interestingly, Tamaki is very serious in Yuzuru's presence. The manga is a little different, showing Yuzuru as eager to tease his son at every opportunity, sending him red herrings in the middle of an investigation and telling tall tales.

It has been revealed (in volume 9) that Yuzuru knows where his wife is; it wouldn't have been hard for him to arrange for Tamaki a reunion. What the father had in mind was the idea of having Tamaki surpassing him in terms of capabilities, so that Tamaki may inherit the Suoh empire, and force his grandmother to accept his mother. Unwittingly, his kiss on Tamaki's forehead gave the teen the same idea, and he kissed Haruhi's forehead as a "paternal" gesture. In the last episode of the anime while the host club are enjoying the last night of the festival, Kyoya's father, Yoshio Ootori, was in his office at Ouran (the Ootori head states what his third son did to avoid the Tonnerres in accumulating their business), Yuzuru told Yoshio that they might as well be friendly to each other like their own sons, but after hearing from Yoshio that he is planning to have his son, Kyoya, marry Haruhi someday, he commented that they will never be friendly after all, hinting that he is planning the same thing for Tamaki and Haruhi. Voiced by: Kazuhiko Inoue (Japanese), John Swasey (English)

Yoshio Ootori

Yoshio Ootori (鳳敬雄 Ōtori Yoshio?), Kyouya's father, is the patriarch of the Ootori family. Yoshio is portrayed as a cold, calculating father. Kyoya tries hard to please him in order to become heir of the family, despite the fact that his father is apparently a cold and uncompromising man, who shows no understanding for his children and has planned out the lives of his sons as his own successors already. In the manga, he acknowledges Kyoya as a possible successor despite being the third son. In the anime, he states he had already decided Kyoya would inherit Ootori Medical from him, only to have his third son buy it and return it to his control without ever revealing his identity. He wants Kyoya to marry Haruhi in the anime. Voiced by: Fumihiko Tachiki (Japanese), Kent Williams (English)

Fuyumi Ootori

Fuyumi Ootori (鳳芙裕美 Ōtori Fuyumi?) is Kyoya's older sister. In the anime, she appears during Kyoya's flashbacks about his first meeting with Tamaki. She clearly cares for her younger brother and tries to help him in life; apparently she is somewhat lacking in the areas of housework and organization, but she appears to be a kind-hearted person. It is revealed in the manga that she was married, but returned home later (for a short visit, which her father chided her for). Her husband's surname is Shido (矢道?). She and Tamaki are pursuing a tour of commoners' food together. Voiced by: Kikuko Inoue (Japanese), Christine Auten (English)

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Misuzu Sonoda

Misuzu Sonoda (園田美鈴 Sonoda Misuzu?) is Ranka's colleague at the okama bar. He runs a pension in Karuizawa, Nagano. His real name is Isao (功?). He was formerly a banker. Voiced by: Yūichi Nagashima (Japanese), Sonny Strait (English)

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Mei Yasumura

Mei Yasumura (安村メイ Yasumura Mei?) is Misuzu's ganguro daughter, who hates her father for being a crossdresser, as it was the reason for her parents' divorce. Misuzu then managed to get the Fujiokas to keep an eye on her for a while, as she runs away from him. During her stay at the Fujioka's, Haruhi secretly prepares recipes for her with Misuzu's cooking, such as jam and demiglace sauce. Fortunately after some work by the Host Club, Mei managed to reconcile with Misuzu. She adores creating her own fashions and loves seeing her clothes on other girls. Yasumura is the surname of her stepfather (during the divorce, Mei's custody was awarded to her mother). She developed a crush on Tamaki, who secretly worked a part-time job in an attempt to reunite Mei and her father, and enlisted Haruhi's (reluctant) help on the matter. Later on she had suspected that Tamaki might be in love with Haruhi (and vice versa). Befriending Haruhi, later on she gives Haruhi love advice. She is the only non-Host Club member to appear on any volume cover in the manga series.

Éclair Tonnerre

An anime-only character. Éclair is the beautiful and shrewd heir to the France-based Grand Tonnerre Group, which in the anime now employs Tamaki's mother as a servant in Éclair's house. Having heard a great deal about Tamaki from his mother, Éclair develops a kind of crush on him and Tamaki's grandmother (who detested his mother) concocts a scheme to make him Éclair's husband. She tracks down Tamaki in Japan and convinces him to leave the Host Club, offering him a chance to see his mother if he complies with her wishes. She secures noninterference from the Ootori group by arranging for the Grand Tonnerre Group to buy Ootori Medical so as to control Kyoya's father.

She does not immediately recognize Haruhi as a girl, however she does believe that Haruhi is Tamaki's (male) lover. This leads her to try to drive a wedge between Haruhi and Tamaki, with some degree of success. In the end, Tamaki leaves Éclair in order to save Haruhi's life, but not before leaving a good impression by genuinely smiling at her and thanking her. She then asks her driver to head toward the airport without Tamaki, telling her driver how wonderful and pure-hearted Tamaki is because he actually could smile at her after all that she had done.

Éclair from French can be translated as lightning, and tonnerre as thunder, the two things Haruhi is afraid of. Voiced by: Yukari Tamura (Japanese), Colleen Clinkenbeard (English)

Host Club Rivals

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Zuka Club

Benio Amakusa (天草紅緒 Amakusa Benio?) The President of the Zuka Club. Benio is nicknamed "Benibara-sama" at St. Lobelia's and is the most popular of the Zuka Club's ruling council. Benio is also known as "The Lady of the Red Rose". A "Benibara-sama's guardian club" has been founded at St. Lobelia's just to make sure she doesn't get mobbed when walking down the aisles. There is also a fanclub devoted to her. Benio doesn't exactly help matters; she flirts with girls with the same ease as Tamaki. On one occasion, Benio claimed that she was following in the footsteps of her mother, who was supposedly also president of the Zuka Club in her day. This may have been nothing more than a lie meant to sucker Haruhi into helping the Zuka Club out with a play. Although female, she refers to herself with the pronoun "boku," usually used only by males (see Gender differences in spoken Japanese). Voiced by: Mitsuki Saiga (Japanese), Callie McHalen (English)

Chizuru Maihara (舞原千鶴 Maihara Chizuru?)
The Vice President of the Zuka Club, also known as "The Lady of the Lily". Chizuru is outwardly the most placid member of the ruling council, but this counts for nothing; she never objects to any of the Club's plans, but rather assists and makes things worse. Voiced by: Miho Yamada (Japanese), Jamie Marchi (English)
Hinako Tsuwabuki (石蕗雛子 Tsuwabuki Hinako?)
One of the leading members of the Zuka Club, known as "The Lady of the Daisy". Hinako is the youngest member of the club's leading council and arguably the most energetic of the three. They also tend to bother Haruhi, for they think that she shouldn't wear boy uniform and kept on insisting Haruhi to join their club. Voiced by: Yuko Sasamoto (Japanese), Brittney Karbowski (English)

Student Leaders

Kazukiyo Soga (相賀和清 Sōga Kazukiyo?)
The Class President of 1-A, Kazukiyo suffers from nyctophobia and a fear of just about anything else that is scary. He has romantic feelings for Class 1-A's Vice President, Momoka, whom he has known for years, but he is initially too shy to come out and say anything. Hikaru and Kaoru comment that he is the kind of person with pure feelings who they can't tease, possibly because he is more emotionally vulnerable than Tamaki. In the manga, he unwittingly caused Haruhi some problems when he became top of his cohort. (Haruhi has to be the top student in her grade in order to keep her scholarship to Ouran.) In volume 6, it's revealed that his father is a famous politician. Voiced by: Shigenori Yamazaki (Japanese), Kyle Hebert (English)

Momoka Kurakano (倉加野百華 Kurakano Momoka?)
The Class Vice-President of 1-A. She conducts class meetings with Kazukiyo and has new-found respect for him after he put up with the Halloween ordeal. She is a frequent client of Haruhi in the Host Club. Voiced by: Tomomi Watanabe (Japanese), Carrie Savage (English)

Host Club associates and customers

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Renge Houshakuji (宝積寺れんげ Hōshakuji Renge) is the Host Club's (self-proclaimed) manager who tends to be very loud and outspoken. She had lived in France for a short time before she came to attend Ouran. Renge first came across the Host Club by maintaining the belief she was Kyoya's fiancée despite never having met him in person. This is due to her love of visual novel-type video games to a point that she sometimes confuses them with real life. Her fascination with Kyoya originated from her obsession with one such dating game (Kyoya greatly resembled the lead character). Still, her experience with dating sims causes her to be more aware of character development and a thickening plot. Tamaki initially allowed Renge to become the host club's manager in hopes that she would be a female friend to Haruhi and inspire her to act and dress more feminine. He was harshly disappointed when Renge wound up developing a crush on Haruhi, believing she was a boy. In the anime, she almost always enters using a rising platform powered by a high powered motor, even when the host club is off campus, and with a high pitched giggle- "oh hohohohohoho". At first she often complains how they are "not good enough" in various ways, but as she grows more satisfied with the hosts, she begins bringing in more customers with her fangirlish ways. She also changes favourites every once in a while. Amusingly enough, Renge has proven an asset to the Host Club as a manager on several occasions. She can accurately predict what will win the greatest approval of customers due to her wide range of knowledge on various subjects, most of them connected to the concept of "moe". Kyoya has complimented her on several occasions already. Renge also has activities which allow her talents to flourish that do not directly concern the Host Club; in the anime, she is shown hosting a sentai show for school children and she apparently is involved in producing the Moe Moe Ouran Journal (萌え萌え桜蘭日記 Moe Moe Ōran Nikki), a school magazine containing all things related to moe at Ouran High School. Her catch phrase (I could eat three bowls of rice) is a reference to the anime "Green Green".

In the manga, Renge largely disappears from view after her initial appearance in chapter 3 (although she makes cameo appearances in subsequent chapters). Hatori mentioned that Renge was going to be more of a recurring character, but it never happened. Her comment probably led to Renge's numerous appearances in the anime. Some of her parts were originally performed by Tamaki in the manga, e.g. the coaching of Shiro and Nekozawa. Interestingly, in volume 9, her appearances were significantly increased.

A trait that Renge displays in both the anime and the manga is that, when she becomes extremely angry, she assumes a Medusa-like aspect, with her hair transforming into snakes. At such times, she can drive most of the other characters before her in blind panic. Voiced by: Kozue Yoshizumi (Japanese), Monica Rial (English)

Umehito Nekozawa (猫澤梅人 Nekozawa Umehito?) is depicted as a hooded figure holding a cat puppet named Beelzenef. Umehito hates bright light to the point that he refers to anyone who drags him into lights as 'murderers'. The Black Magic Club’s president, he tries to get people to join his club though is not too successful. However, anyone who joins gets a free "Beelzenef" doll. Umehito has one as a puppet, but it is also available as a voodoo doll. Nekozawa claims that if you write the name of the person you hate on the back of the doll, the person will be showered with misfortunes. Tamaki, especially, is superstitious about Nekozawa's curses due to having experienced them first-hand, or so he believes.

Umehito is actually very handsome under his hood, although he wears a black wig over his naturally blond hair and bright blue eyes. He has a younger sister named Kirimi who is afraid of the dark and cats. As a result, the two siblings were not able to be around one another until Tamaki and the Host Club got involved and prompted Umehito to adapt to light and display his more heroic and princely side. In the end, it is Umehito's love for and desire to protect his little sister that endears him to her, despite his photophobia; he braves daylight to save Kirimi. Although he collapses right afterwards from exposure to sunshine, Kirimi loves him all the more for his willingness to brave that which he loathes so much to protect her. On a funnier note, at the end of volume 8, it is shown that Kirimi has turned into a nearly identical darkness fanatic as Umehito. Both sport dark cloaks and have their features covered. Despite the Host Club's efforts to help him brave the sun, he is still just as obsessed with his occult passions. In the Halloween episode, he appears before Tamaki (from a coffin no less) and offers his services in helping scare the student body.

In Volume 3 of the manga, the Host Club actually stay at Umehito's private beach and mansion, not Kyoya's, though Umehito does not attend dinner because Haruhi switched the lights on and caused him to go into shock. The Host Club (Mori, Hunny, the twins, and Haruhi) also see Umehito without his cloak and wig for the first time as he comes out to see what's wrong when Haruhi is being taken to the bathroom. It is unclear if he has realized that Haruhi is a girl but seeing as she spent the whole time in a dress instead of her typical boyish clothes it's very possible he knows her secret and just doesn't care about it, although in a manga chapter, that is clearly rebuffed as Haruhi (who was in a witch costume at the time) is clearly referred to by Umehito as "Mr. Fujioka".

The Nekozawa family traces their lineage to the Tokarev Dynasty in Russia, suggesting that Nekozawa family may work with gun manufacturing companies (a firearm even appears in the manga). In the anime, Umehito refers to himself using the polite pronoun "watashi" rather than "boku" or "ore". Voiced by: Yuji Ueda (Japanese), Patrick Seitz (English)

Ritsu Kasanoda (笠野田律 Kasanoda Ritsu?) is the successor to the third generation master of the Kasanoda-gumi, the most powerful yakuza group in Kantō, Japan. He was raised at a young age to be the next leader so in effect most people see him as a very intimidating person and he has few friends because of it. Indeed, he's most well known for his long red hair and scary-looking face. Since Kasanoda's features have been intimidating since birth, his father claimed he had the right face to become the most frightening yakuza boss in history and actually trained him to appear tough and unapproachable. Kasanoda therefore initially doesn't talk much, though he can be angered easily. Despite his outward appearance and upbringing, he actually tends to be a kind person who enjoys helping others. His classmates know him as the feared "human blizzard".

Kasanoda initially seeks to apprentice under Morinozuka, hoping to become as respected and admired as he. He suffers some humiliations at the hands of the Host Club members, all out of a desire to learn how to make friends and be able to have fun with people. Later experiences concerning a member of his household named Tetsuya show him that there are already people at his home who know his good side - they just didn't mention it because they knew he is not only kind-hearted, but also shy and easily embarrassed.

Due to Kasanoda not knocking before entering, he has become the first person at Ouran High outside the host club to discover that Haruhi is a girl. He had a confused crush on her prior to learning she was a girl and consequently falls in love with Haruhi and attends the Host Club as a customer. However, when he tries to admit his feelings to Haruhi, he is rejected with no ill intent (even though Haruhi is usually quite adept when reading the emotions of others, she is usually quite clueless when others show a romantic interest in her), who considers him an understanding friend (this due to Kasanoda saying he had come to see her so Haruhi could talk to someone who knew her secret, so she could be at ease). Since Kasanoda has been told by Kyoya that Haruhi must appear to be male for 'special reasons', he resolves to not cause her any trouble by publicly stating they'll be friends forever, so she won't have to worry about being thought odd by associating romantically with him. Kasanoda, of course, does not realize that the 'special reasons' consist entirely of Haruhi's debt to the club.

Ever since that incident in the host club though, his desire to have friends is fulfilled when everyone in the host club (hosts and customers) agree to become his friends. He joined the Gardening Society of the school. In episode 25 of the anime he is seen surrounded by female students, apparently embarrassed but certainly not angry. Interesting to note, several members of his household are covertly observing Kasanoda's school life from behind the bushes at the time. Voiced by: Wataru Hatano (Japanese), Christopher Sabat (English)

Kanako Kasugazaki

Kanako Kasugazaki (春日崎奏子 Kasugazaki Kanako?) is the subject of help for the Host Club in episode 2 of the anime. Initially, Kanako was well-known for changing her hosts every now and then - "host-hopping" - the usual practice being for a girl to designate a permanent host. She only did this to spite her fiancé, Tohru Suzushima, into paying attention to her, but it wasn't successful until Tamaki got wind of their situation and decided to help out. She made a cameo appearance in episode 13. In the anime, she's the first person Haruhi ever kisses, during a ball organized by the Host Club (and where they executed Tamaki's plan to bring the couple together). In the manga, Haruhi kissed a different girl. Voiced by: Natsuko Kuwatani (Japanese), Laura Bailey (English)

Shiro Takaoji

Shiro Takaoji (鷹凰子嗣郎 Takaoji Shirō?) is the subject of help for the Host Club in episode 6 of the anime. In the manga, he's later "loaned" to Kasanoda in the attempt to make him "cuter". He made a cameo appearance in episode 13 as a mouse. In the anime, at the end of episode 6, Shiro's pose is a nod to his seiyū's more famous role as the titular character in Naruto. Voiced by: Junko Takeuchi (Japanese), Brina Palencia (English)

Ayame Jōnōchi

Ayame Jōnōchi (城之内綾女 Jōnōchi Ayame?) is a classmate of Kyoya and Tamaki, and the class vice-chairman of 2-A. Ayame became Haruhi's tutor when Haruhi failed to be top of her cohort. Despite hating Tamaki for his eccentricities, and the fact that he's always second in class (Ayame was consistently third after Tamaki came to Ouran), she had a crush on the Host Club President. Initially, she permed her hair straight, but after Tamaki's advice, she reverted to her natural hairstyle (wavy) and became a regular at the Host Club. She's also known for her ability to speak for a long time in a single breath; as such, her nickname among the Host Club members is "Morse Code Lady". In the anime, her appearance is limited to a cameo in episode 24, when Tamaki introduced himself to her (and Kyoya).

Reiko Kanazuki

Reiko Kanazuki (伽名月麗子 Kanasuki Reiko?), a student of Class 1-D, has a crush on Hunny. However, due to her shyness (and obsession with curses), the Host Club initially had the wrong impression that she was out to do Hunny harm. After some words from Hunny, Reiko decided to try to overcome her shyness, and also became a regular at the Host Club. She's the second member of the Black Magic Club to be named.

Ouran's Characters 7th: Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka

2008-12-01T00:09:00.000-08:00

Type: Strong and Silent
Grade: Third Year, Class A
Birthday: May 5 (Taurus)
Height: 6’ 2"
Blood Type: 0
Favorite Food: Oriental
Voiced by: Daisuke Kirii (Japanese anime and later drama CDs), Kenjirō Tsuda (early drama CDs), Travis Willingham (English)

Bio:Takashi Morinozuka (銛之塚崇 Morinozuka Takashi), age 18, usually called Mori (モリ), is a third-year at Ouran High School. Mori is depicted as tall, quiet and somewhat intimidating, but he is very protective of Hunny (who he calls by his first name, Mitsukuni, and vice versa). It was seen in the anime and manga (anime: episode 12, manga: chapter 14) where Hunny had a toothache. Mori blamed himself for not reminding Hunny to brush his teeth. He then restricted Hunny from eating candy until he had a filling for his cavity. Hunny ended up judo-throwing Mori to the floor in a fit of anger, but they made up soon afterward. The Morinozuka family had protected and served the Haninozuka family for many generations. As the two families were joined by marriage two generations back, the families became related to each other, thus breaking the master-servant tradition. Nevertheless, Mori still faithfully protects Hunny and is always by his side, attending to his wishes and watching out for him; his protective personality extends to his classmates and the host club members, resulting in his gaining a certain level of respect. Although as a host, he is considered the "wild" type (changed to the strong, silent type in the dub, most likely to make it less confusing as it's not explained why he's the wild type), he normally doesn't try to woo girls. The girls like how he cares for Hunny, and shyer customers are attracted to his tall physique and taciturn personality. In the manga, he has a more outgoing little brother, Satoshi Morinozuka, who does not appear in the anime. Mori's hobbies include kendo, of which he is the national champion. In the manga, it is revealed that he becomes uncharacteristically talkative and flirtatious when he is tired. Also in the later chapters, he raises a chick he names Piyo and also takes in a stray tanuki.

Ouran's Characters 6th: Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka (iMori's Favorite Chara)

2008-12-01T00:03:00.000-08:00

Type: Boy-Lolita
Grade: Third Year, Class A
Birthday: February 29 (Pisces)
Height: 4’ 9"
Blood Type: AB
Favorite Food:Cake, strawberries, other types of sweets, sometimes spicy

Voiced by: Ayaka Saitō (anime and later drama CDs), Ikue Ōtani (early drama CDs), Luci Christian (English)

Bio:Mitsukuni Haninozuka (埴之塚光邦 Haninozuka Mitsukuni?), age 18, usually called Hunny (ハニー "Honey" in English dub), is a third-year at Ouran High School depicted as a very childish and cake-loving boy who is much older than his elementary school appearance would indicate. In the anime, there is a scene which shows the true strength and power Honey possesses and it is said that he has been told by Japan's Defense Minister not to show his full power for fear of other countries thinking Japan held a weapon of mass destruction, causing the other countries to fire missiles at Japan (see episode 18 in the anime). Hunny is often around his cousin, Mori, who is very close to him. Honey lives with his father, the owner of a famous dojo and his little brother, Yasuchika, with whom he is often at odds. Hunny is very fond of eating sweets and his room is full of stuffed animals. He always carries around a plush bunny named Bun-Bun (Usa-chan in the Japanese version; usa is short for usagi, meaning "rabbit"). He used to hide his true self (with much difficulty) by being a "real man" for some time, but after Tamaki convinced him that liking cute things wasn't bad, he soon realized that there was absolutely no need for him to do that. Then, together with Mori, he joined the host club, attracting customers with his shotacon cuteness. His nickname, Hunny, could have come from his personal name Mitsukuni (光圀) because the abbreviation to "Mitsu" can mean "honey" (蜜), or as an abbreviation of his family name Haninozuka.
He was originally intended to have a extreme dual personality. Also the "crouching in the corner, depressed" stance was reassigned from him to Tamaki. He is shown to be similar in looks and personality to Momiji Sohma from Fruits Basket. Coincidentally, both characters are voiced by the same seiyū.

Ouran's Characters 5th: Kyoya Ootori

2008-11-30T23:58:00.000-08:00

Type: Cool
Grade: Second Year, Class A
Birthday: November 22 (Scorpio)
Height: 5' 10"
Blood Type: AB
Favorite Food: Spicy

Voiced by: Masaya Matsukaze (anime), Junichi Suwabe (drama CDs), J. Michael Tatum (English)

Bio:Kyoya Ootori (鳳鏡夜 Ōtori Kyōya), age 17, is a second-year student at Ouran High School and the cunning and sly vice-president of the Host Club. Kyoya is best friends with Tamaki, despite their completely different demeanors. Tamaki tends to call him "Mom", or "Mother", in reference to Tamaki calling himself "Daddy". Kyoya is secretive and intelligent, being able to calculate any benefits that would come out of the Host Club's misadventures. Despite having quite antagonistic traits, the Host Club wouldn't be as half as successful without Kyoya's uptight resourcefulness. Although he doesn't put an act for the women, he is considered the "cool type." He lives with his father, an affluent zaibatsu owner specializing in hospital management, two brothers that he has to surpass to become his father's successor, and an older sister who deeply cares about him. According to an author's note, if Hatori Bisco had been allotted 40 pages for the first chapter of the manga instead of 50, she would have cut Kyoya from the cast, but is glad this did not happen as, "Since the rest of the members are the way they are, he is invaluable for maintaining order and offering explanations." Bisco named him after his characteristic of wearing glasses by taking the last syllable of gankyō, meaning a pair of glasses. His name is romanized by Viz Media as Kyoya Ootori, by Chuang Yi as Kyoya Ootori, and by Nippon Television's Japanese-language website as Kyoya Ohtori.

Ouran's Characters 3rd and 4th: Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin

2008-11-30T23:54:00.000-08:00

Type: Little devil
Grade: First Year, Class A
Birthday: June 9 (Gemini)
Height: 5’ 9"
Blood Type: B
Favorite Food:Italian, super spicy, Maple syrup

Hikaru voiced by: Kenichi Suzumura (Japanese anime and later drama CDs), Soichiro Hoshi (early drama CDs), Todd Haberkorn (English)

Kaoru voiced by: Yoshinori Fujita (Japanese anime and later drama CDs), Kenichi Suzumura (early drama CDs), Greg Ayres (English)

Bio:Hikaru Hitachiin (常陸院光 Hitachīn Hikaru) and Kaoru Hitachiin (常陸院馨 Hitachīn Kaoru), age 16, are first-year students at Ouran High School. They are depicted as mischievous, devious, and otherwise childish young men who often toy with fellow classmate and Host Club member, Haruhi. However, as they get to know her better, they start to care for her deeply, especially since they discovered that Haruhi can tell them apart even when they mess up their hair (the easiest way to tell them apart is the way they part their hair), something that no one has ever done before. When they were very young, a maid they were close to betrayed them, and when they asked her if she could play the "Which one is Hikaru?" game, she denied, telling them instead that no one would ever be able to tell them apart. They believed that no one could possibly win the game, and that no one cared about them enough to really try. Tamaki Suoh, however, in their last year of middle school, repeatedly followed them, tossing out random guesses as to who was Hikaru and who was Kaoru to get them to join the Host Club, citing his intuition each time. Finally they crumbled, and decided to just try out the Host Club, and thus took a step towards a wider world, also developing a deep bond with Tamaki. For this reason, they were originally cynical to the world before joining the Host Club, believing that anyone who is not the other twin cannot possibly compare to their bond. Additionally, because their parents were often away, they developed a deep dependence on each other through loneliness, but seem to open up to others recently, thus their relationship with Haruhi is a large part of their life. The Hitachiin twins show many instances of "brotherly love" (or twincest, as later mentioned in the manga) which gets girls to fall for them left and right (they even admit to having "homosexual tendencies" in the fifth episode of the anime). They are the little devil type to attract customers. However, they do have their differences. Kaoru is nicer, more mature, and considerate to the thoughts of others, while Hikaru is more childish and immature. Kaoru also chooses not to go after his feelings for Haruhi so that Hikaru can realize his own feelings first. The personality differences are only shown when they are separated, and there is a slight difference in the way they talk. They live with their mother, Yuzuha, a fashion designer, and their considerably meeker father, a computer software designer.

Ouran's Characters 2nd: Haruhi Fujioka (iMori's Favorite Chara)

2008-11-30T23:46:00.000-08:00

Type: Natural
Grade: First Year, Class A
Birthday:February 4 (Aquarius)
Height: 5’ 0"
Blood Type: O
Favorite Food: Sushi, ramen, strawberries

Voiced by: Maaya Sakamoto (Japanese anime and later drama CDs), Aya Hisakawa (early drama CDs), Caitlin Glass (English)

Bio:Haruhi Fujioka (藤岡ハルヒ Fujioka Haruhi?) Age 16, is the main character of the series. She is an intelligent but poor first-year student attending exclusive Ouran High School on a special scholarship that requires her rank first in her class. One day, while looking for a quiet place to study, she stumbles upon the Ouran Host Club and accidentally breaks an expensive vase belonging to the famed Host Club and must work off her debt as a host for them; to do this, she must disguise herself as a boy, which she finds easy to do because she does not feel that her gender dominates her personality. She soon realizes she enjoys acting as a host to other girls, which she takes to naturally, though she does not like taking time away from studying and finds the antics of the other hosts extremely irritating. Although habitually quiet and unflappable, she has a deep fear of thunderstorms. Haruhi lives with her okama (drag queen) father and has become skilled in household chores due to her mother's death when she was 6. Although her independent, straight-forward personality clashes with those of the other, more outgoing hosts, Haruhi becomes friends with them, especially the Hitachiin twins, who are in her class, a fact that is exceedingly troublesome to the Host Club King, Tamaki.
Her home was formatted after a former Hatori residence.

Ouran's Characters 1st: Tamaki Suoh

2008-11-30T23:36:00.000-08:00

Type: Prince
Grade: Sophomore Year, Class A
Birthday: April 8 (Aries)
Height: 6’ 0"
Blood Type: A

Favorite Food: Common folk ramen and common folk sweets

Voiced by: Mamoru Miyano (anime and later drama CDs), Hikaru Midorikawa (early drama CDs), Vic Mignogna (English)

Bio:Tamaki Suoh (須王環 Suō Tamaki), age 17, is a second-year student at Ouran High School and the founder and president of the Host Club. While flamboyant and narcissistic (Suō means "rightfully becoming king" or "to become a king"), he is very dedicated to his duty as a host. He is the Prince type to "entertain" customers. He is partial to classic piano music and plays quite well, one of his favorites being Mozart's Sonata for Two Pianos in D major. He, like Hunny, also has a stuffed animal, a teddy called Kuma-chan ("Beary" in English; kuma is Japanese for bear). The main comic relief character of the series, Tamaki can be viewed as outspoken and naive for his age, especially since he only views himself as an obsessive father figure to Haruhi, when in reality he's in love with her. Mei (as well as Hunny) points out his naivete when it comes to how he truly feels about Haruhi, and the rest of the club sees this too; this applies to his overall dense approach to his own feelings though he is very perceptive about other people's. He often gets jealous of other boys who get close to her and admires her when she shows her natural abilities. Tamaki is half-Japanese and half-French, and lives with his father, the wealthy superintendent of Ouran Academy. They both live separately from his French mother because of a deal between his Mother and his bitterly cold paternal grandmother. Despite his grandmother being the reason he can't see his mother, he is very gentle to her, and is constantly trying to get her to accept him as a part of the Suoh family. However, his grandmother does not like Tamaki and is always cold toward him. His family name is romanized by VIZ Media as Suoh and by Chuang Yi and Nippon Television's Japanese-language website as Suoh. His full name is revealed in chapter 55 to be Rene Tamaki Richard Grantaine.

Thirty first: Ouran High School Host Club (iMori's Favorite)

2008-11-30T23:20:00.001-08:00

Alternative title:
Ouran Host Club : Le lycée de la séduction (French)
Ouran Koukou Host Club (Japanese)
桜蘭高校ホスト部 (Japanese)
櫻蘭高校男公關部 (Chinese (Taiwan))
오란고교 사교클럽 (Korean)
오란고교 호스트부 (Korean)
Genres: comedy, drama, romance, slice of life
Themes: bishounen, crossdressing, male harem, school
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Synopsis:Ouran Academy: An institution of extravagance and prestige where learning comes secondary to luxury. But for studious Haruhi Fujioka, education is a privilege that must be earned, being on scholarship and out of place among the moneyed. That is until the day Haruhi stumbles upon the Host Club, a stumble which leaves the freshman indebted for millions of yen. And the only way to pay for the damages? Well, Haruhi will work as a Host. There’s only one problem: Haru-he is actually a Haru-she!

From the troublesome twins with their little games to the self-proclaimed “king” obsessed with the club’s newest member, these boys will cater to any desire. Freshman year definitely looks like it will be one to remember!

Thirty first: Ouran High School Host Club (iMori's Favorite)

2008-11-30T23:20:00.000-08:00

Plot Summary:Ouran Academy is an institution of extravagance and prestige where learning comes secondary to luxury. But for studious Haruhi Fujioka, education is a privilege that must be earned, being on scholarship and out of place among the moneyed. That is until the day Haruhi stumbles upon the Host Club, a stumble which leaves the freshman indebted for millions of yen. And the only way to pay for the damages? Well, Haruhi will work as a Host. There’s only one problem: Haru-he is actually a Haru-she!

From the troublesome twins with their little games to the self-proclaimed “king” obsessed with the club’s newest member, these boys will cater to any desire. Freshman year definitely looks like it will be one to remember!

Thirtieth: Honey and Clover

2008-11-30T23:11:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
HachiKuro (Japanese)
Hachimitsu to Clover (Japanese)
ハチミツとクローバー (Japanese)
蜂蜜幸運草 (Chinese (Taiwan))
벌꿀과 클로버 (Korean)
허니와 클로버 (Korean)
Genres: comedy, drama, romance, slice of life
Age rating: Older Children (May contain mild bad language, bloodless violence)
Plot Summary: Takemoto Yuuta, Mayama Takumi, and Morita Shinobu are college students who share the small apartment. Even though they live in poverty, the three of them are able to obtain pleasure through small things in life. The story follows these characters' life stories as poor college students, as well as their love lives when a short but talented 18 year old girl called Hanamoto Hagumi appears.

Twenty Ninth: Higurashi no Naku Koroni Kai

2008-11-30T02:51:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
The 'Effect' of When They Cry - Higurashi
When Cicadas Cry - Solutions
When The Higurashi Cry - 'Counter of Occurances'
ひぐらしのなく頃に解 (Japanese)
쓰르라미 울 적에 해 (Korean)
Genres: drama, horror, mystery, psychological
Plot Summary:
The endless cycle of hatred and death that befell the small village of Hinamizawa continues. Rika Furude, who is the sole witness of all those tragedies, tries to find a way out of it with her friends' help, without knowing if there is one after all.
The village of Hinamizawa has a population of 2000. Here, the sounds of cicadas can be heard in the late evening. Though at a first glance the village seems normal, however, here is where lies a horrible secret which the villagers try to keep secret from newcomers. The curse of Oyashiro-sama. Unusual murders have been occuring ever since the dam construction plan. Is it a coincidence or part of a plot taken place.

Twenty eighth: Kino's Journey

2008-11-30T02:46:00.000-08:00

Alternative Tittle:

Kino no Tabi - the Beautiful World - (Japanese)

Kino's Journey - The Beautiful World
Kino's Travels - the Beautiful World -
L'Odyssée de Kino (French)
رحلة كينو (Arabic)
キノの旅 - the Beautiful World - (Japanese)
키노의 여행 (Korean)
Genres: adventure, drama, psychological
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Plot Summary: The story follows the travels of Kino, a young adventurer who rides a talking motorcycle named Hermes. They explore the people and cultures of different places throughout their adventures, spending only three days at each location.

Twenty Seventh: Mononoke

2008-11-30T02:43:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
モノノ怪 (Japanese)
Genres: mystery, supernatural
Plot Summary: "Mononoke" continues the story of the medicine seller from the "Bakeneko" arc of "Ayakashi," as he continues to face various dangerous spirits.

Twenty Sixth: Fighting Spirit

2008-11-30T02:39:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
Espíritu de Lucha (Spanish)
Espiritu de Pelea (Spanish)
Hajime no Ippo (Japanese)
Ippo le Challenger (French)
Knock Out (Tagalog)
The First Step
はじめの一歩 (Japanese)
더 파이팅 (Korean)
시작의 일보 (Korean)
Genres: comedy, drama, tournament
Themes: Sports
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Plot Summary: Ippo, a timid highschooler, is one day saved from being beaten up by Takamura, a boxer. Enthralled by Takamura's skills Ippo begins to learn boxing, soon finding love for the sport and a drive to challenge the boxing world.

Twenty Fifth: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

2008-11-30T01:46:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
Guerreros del Viento (Spanish)
Kaze no Tani no Nausicaä (Japanese)
La Princesse des Étoiles (French)
Nausicaa aus dem Tal der Winde (German)
Nausicaä de la vallée du vent (French)
Nausicaa del Valle del Viento (Spanish)
Nausicaa della Valle del Vento (Italian)
Nausicaä z Doliny Wiatru (Polish)
Nauszika - A szél harcosai
SternenKrieger (German)
Vindens krigare
Warriors of the Wind
Навсикаа из Долины Ветра (Russian)
風の谷のナウシカ (Japanese)
風之谷 (Chinese (Taiwan))
바람 계곡의 나우시카 (Korean)
바람의 골짜기의 나우시카 (Korean)
Genres: adventure, fantasy
Themes: post-apocalyptic
Age rating: Older Children (May contain mild bad language, bloodless violence)
Plot Summary: In the post-apocalyptic future, large parts of the world have been swallowed up by forests of poisonous fungi. The remaining humans live near the fungus and its monstrous insectoid inhabitants, trying to prevent its spread. One of the human kingdoms, the peaceful Valley of Wind, loves its gentle Princess Nausicaä and her father the king, but their peace is about to be broken, as they are swallowed up in the machinations of their larger, warmongering neighbours. However, Nausicaä has hidden potential, and may yet change the fate of the world.

Twenty Fourth: Baccano!

2008-11-30T01:28:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
バッカーノ！ (Japanese)
바카노 (Korean)
Genres: action, adventure, comedy, fantasy, horror
Themes: Historical
Age rating: Mature (May contain sex, drugs, and extreme graphic violence)
Plot Summary: Each of the stories in the series involves several unrelated plots intersecting and crossing each other as events spiral farther and farther out of control. Immortal alchemists, mafia operated speakeasies, and many other elements of pulp fiction mashed together for a world straight out of the movies.

Twenty Third: 5 Centimeters Per Second

2008-11-30T01:20:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
Byousoku 5 Centimeter - a chain of short stories about their distance. (Japanese)
Byousoku 5 cm
Five Centimeters Per Second
Пять сантиметров в секунду (Russian)
خمسة سنتيمترات في الثانية (Arabic)
秒速5センチメートル (Japanese)
秒速5公分 (Chinese (Taiwan))
초속 5 cm (Korean)
초속 5 센티미터 (Korean)
5 Centimetros por Segundo (Spanish)
5 cm pro Sekunde (German)
5 cm/sec
5 sentimeetrit sekundis
5cm per Second
Genres: drama, romance, slice of life
Plot Summary: A tale of two people, Tono Takaki and Shinohara Akari, who were close friends but gradually grow farther and farther apart as time moves on. They become separated because of their families yet continue to exchange contact in the form of letters. Yet as time continues to trudge on, their contact with one another begins to cease. Years pass and the rift between them grows ever larger. However, Takaki remembers the times they have shared together, but as life continues to unfold for him, he wonders if he would be given the chance to meet Akari again as the tale embarks on Takaki's realization of the world and people around him.

Twenty Second: Ef - a tale of memories

2008-11-30T01:07:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
ef - Un Cuento De Recuerdos (Spanish)
Эф - история воспоминаний (Russian)
에프 - 어 테일 오브 메모리즈 (Korean)
Genres: comedy, drama, psychological, romance, supernatural
Plot Summary: The anime revolves around two protagonists, Hirono Hiro and Asou Renji. On Christmas Eve, Hirono Hiro meets a girl named Miyamura Miyako who was chasing a purse snatcher. Hiro later finds out that Miyako also goes to the same school as he does and they start hanging out together. This made Hiro's childhood friend, Shindou Kei, feel left out. Kei then tries to compete with Miyako for Hiro's affection and a love triangle ensues. The anime also tells the story of Asou Renji. Renji meets a girl named Shindou Chihiro at an abandoned train station. He soon learns that Chihiro suffers from a type of amnesia where her memory span only lasts for 13 hours. He also discovers Chihiro's dream of writing a novel, but she has never been able to fulfill that dream due to her condition. Renji then decides to help her fulfill that dream.

Billboard MTV Top 20 Singles

2008-11-28T23:58:00.000-08:00

Let's take a break...

Yea, actually i wanna try to post something else..

Not only anime... For that one, i'll continue tomorrow

Now, music time!

Copied from MTV

Top 20 Singles

1. T.I. "Live Your Life"

2. T.I. "Whatever You Like"

3. Beyoncé "If I Were A Boy"

4. Katy Perry "Hot n Cold"

5. Pink "So What"

6. Kevin Rudolf "Let It Rock"

7. Britney Spears "Womanizer"

8. Akon "Right Now (Na Na Na)"

9. "" (i don't know what does it mean)

10. Jason Mraz "I'm Yours"

11. Ne-Yo "Miss Independent"

12. Kanye West "Heartless"

13. Taylor Swift "White Horse"

14. T-Pain "Can't Believe It"

15. Rihanna "Disturbia"

16. Lady Gaga "Just Dance"

17. Leona Lewis "Better In Time"

18. Taylor Swift "Love Story"

19. Lil Wayne featuring Bobby Valentino & Kidd Kidd "Mrs. Officer"

20. Nickelback "Gotta Be Somebody"

Top 10 Japanese Song

1) Sadistic Desire

2) Art of Life

3) Endless Rain

4) Kurenai

5) Tears

6) Silent Jealousy

7) Without You

8) Weekend

9) I.V.

10) I'll Kill You

Top 10 Anime Songs

10. Akatsuki no Kuruma, Gundam SEED insert song

9. Kanashii Senshi, Gundam Movie II insert song

8. innocent starter, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha OP

7. Platinium, Card Captor Sakura OP3

6. dis-, Infinite Ryvius OP

5. Give a reason, Slayers NEXT OP

4. Happy Material, Mahou Sensei Negima

3. Butter-Fly, Digimon Adventure OP

2. Tori no Uta, Air OP

1. Sousei no Aquarion, Sousei no Aquarion OP

BEST ANIME SONG OF ALL TIME: Cruel Angel Thesis, Evangelion OP

Twenty First: Aria the Origination

2008-11-28T23:50:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
アリアジ・オリジネーション (Japanese)
아리아 디 오리지네이션 (Korean)
Genres: drama, science fiction, slice of life
Plot Summary: It is the year 2301. Man has terraformed Mars into a beautiful water planet, and has renamed it "Aqua". Built upon it is Neo-Venezia, an exact replica of old Venice, with beautiful waterways, palaces and plazas. Akari Mizunashi, a 15 year old girl arrives from Man-Home (formerly known as Earth) to become a gondolier trainee at a company called Aria Company. The company is lead by Alicia Florence, one of the three best gondoliers, also known as the three Water Fairies. Trough hard training, Akari aims to become a Prima herself. Many encounters and mysterious events are sure to follow on this planet of miracles.

Twentieth: Clannad After Story

2008-11-28T23:46:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
クラナドアフターストーリー (Japanese)
Genres: comedy, romance, slice of life
Plot Summary: A sequel to the recently wrapped anime based on the Key Clannad franchise. After Story is a path that opens in the original visual novel after all the other paths have been opened.

Nineteenth: Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Second Season

2008-11-28T23:37:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
Gundam 00 Second Season
機動戦士ガンダム００ [ダブルオー] セカンドシーズン (Japanese)
Genres: action, drama, science fiction
Themes: Mecha, Military, real robot
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Plot Summary:
2312 A.D. Four years have passed since the final battle between Celestial Being and the UN Forces. Humanity, after having established the Earth Sphere Federation, forms an independent security force, A-LAWS, separate from the formal Federation army to further unify nations and the will of mankind. But in reality it is simply inhumane oppression of anti-government powers, doctrines, and ideologies in the name of unity. Setsuna F. Seiei, after surviving the battle four years ago, has decided to once again fight with his Gundam.
2312 A.D. Four years have passed since the final battle between Celestial Being and the UN Forces. Humanity, after having established the Earth Sphere Federation, forms an independent security force, A-LAWS, separate from the formal Federation army to further unify nations and the will of mankind. But the reality is the inhumane oppression of anti-government powers, doctrines, and ideologies in the name of unity. Setsuna F. Seiei, after surviving the battle four years ago, has decided to once again fight with his Gundam.

Eighteenth: Grave of the Fireflies

2008-11-28T23:29:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
Das Grab der Leuchtkäfer (German)
Die letzten Glühwürmchen (German)
Die Letzten Leuchtkäfer (German)
Eldflugornas grav (Swedish)
Graf van de Vuurvliegjes (Dutch)
Grobowiec świetlików (Polish)
Hotaru No Haka (Japanese)
Hrob svetlusek
La Tumba de las Luciernagas (Spanish)
Le tombeau des lucioles (French)
O Túmulo dos Pirilampos (Portuguese)
Szentjánosbogarak sírja
Tombstone of the Fireflies
Tulikärpästen hauta
Túmulo dos Vaga-lumes (Portuguese)
Una Tomba Per Le Lucciole (Italian)
Могила светлячков (Russian)
קבר הגחליליות
سيتا الأخ الحنون (Arabic)
火垂るの墓 (Japanese)
반딧불의 묘 (Korean)
Genres: drama
Themes: Historical, Military, War, World War Two
Age rating: Older Children (May contain mild bad language, bloodless violence)
Plot Summary: On the final days of World War II, 14-year-old Seita and his four-year-old sister Setsuko are orphaned after their mother is killed during an air-raid by American forces in Kobe, Japan. After having a falling-out with their aunt, they move into an abandoned bomb shelter. With no surviving relatives and their emergency funds and rations depleted, Seita and Setsuko must struggle to survive their hardships as well as those of their country, which is on the losing end of the war.

Seventeenth: Kanon

2008-11-28T23:25:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
カノン (Japanese)
華音 (Chinese (Taiwan))
카논 (Korean)
Genres: comedy, drama, romance, supernatural
Themes: moe
Age rating: Older Children (May contain mild bad language, bloodless violence)
Plot Summary: Yuichi Aizawa returns to this city after seven years. In his childhood, he often visited it, but something happend in the past which caused him to block out his memories of the events of seven years ago. On the day after he gets settled in, he meets a girl carrying a backpack with wings on it. Her name is Tsukimiya Ayu and he begins to recall the memories he had lost.

Sixteenth: Legend of the Galactic Heroes

2008-11-28T23:22:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
Ginga Eiyu Densetsu (Japanese)
Heldensagen vom Kosmosinsel (German)
Les Héros de la Galaxie (French)
حرب الكواكب (Arabic)
銀河英雄伝説 (Japanese)
銀河英雄傳說 (Chinese (Taiwan))
은하영웅전설 (Korean)
Genres: drama, romance, science fiction
Themes: Military, Space
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Plot Summary: For decades, the Galactic Empire has been locked in an interstellar war with the Free Planets Alliance, a conflict that involves thousands of spaceships and millions of soldiers on both sides. Two new commanders enter the conflict with great hopes: Imperial Admiral Reinhard von Lohengramm and the FPA's Yang Wen-Li. As they deal with superiors and subordinates, maneuver through complicated political arrangements, plot strategies, and win battles, each will be tested, and ultimately, changed, by the reality of war.

Fifteenth: Code Geass: Lelouch of Rebellion

2008-11-28T23:18:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
Code Geass - Hangyaku no Lelouch (Japanese)
Code Geass - Lelouch of the Rebellion
CODE GEASS 反叛的魯路修 (Chinese (Taiwan))
Код Гиасс: Восставший Лелуш (Russian)
كود جياس: لولوش المتمرد (Arabic)
コードギアス反逆のルルーシュ (Japanese)
코드 기어스 반역의 를르슈 (Korean)
Genres: action, drama, psychological, science fiction, supernatural
Themes: Mecha, Military, Real Robot
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Plot Summary: The Empire of Britannia has invaded Japan using giant robot weapons called Knightmare Frames. Japan is now referred to as Area 11, and its people the 11's. A Britannian who was living in Japan at the time, Lelouch, vowed to his Japanese friend Suzaku that he'd destroy Britannia. Years later, Lelouch is in high school, but regularly skips out of school to go play chess and gamble on himself. One day, he stumbles on terrorists 11's who've stolen a military secret and is caught by a member of the Britannian task force sent after them, who is Suzaku. As the rest of the squad arrives, Suzaku is shot for disobeying orders, while the military secret, a young girl, gives Lelouch the power of Geass, which makes anyone obey any order. While Suzaku is secretly made the pilot of Britannia's brand new prototype Knightmare, Lancelot, Lelouch becomes the masked Zero to lead the rebellion to destroy Britannia once and for all.

fourteenth: Honey and Clover II

2008-11-28T23:13:00.000-08:00

Alternative title:
Hachikuro II (Japanese)
Hachimitsu to Clover II (Japanese)
ハチミツとクローバー II (Japanese)
蜂蜜幸運草II (Chinese (Taiwan))
벌꿀과 클로버 II (Korean)
허니와 클로버 II (Korean)
Genres: comedy, drama, romance, slice of life
Age rating: Older Children (May contain mild bad language, bloodless violence)
Plot Summary: The sequel and final installment to the highly popular series once again delves into the life stories and love lives of Takemoto Yuuta, Mayama Takumi and Morita Shinobu. The story continues where the first season left off, after Takemoto's self-discovery journey around Japan. Of course, the love triangles and tribulations they face will continue, and eventually decide the paths to their future.

Haruhi Suzumiya Characters 5th: Itsuki Koizumi

2008-11-28T18:57:00.000-08:00

Voiced by Daisuke Ono (Japanese)
Johnny Yong Bosch (English)
Profile
Gender Male
Species Human
Occupation SOS Brigade Vice Commander / "Agency" member (esper) / North High student (second year)

Itsuki Koizumi (古泉一樹 Koizumi Itsuki) is a fictional character from the Haruhi Suzumiya light novel series; in the anime he is voiced by Daisuke Ono in the original version, and Johnny Yong Bosch in the English dubbed edition. Itsuki is the last member to have joined the SOS Brigade, having been recruited by Haruhi as a "mysterious transfer student". Itsuki was sent to observe and keep Haruhi emotionally stable, in order to protect the rest of humanity. Although he is an esper, which is exactly one of the sorts of people Haruhi desires to meet, Itsuki never reveals himself as such, at least, not to her.

Personality

Itsuki is constantly smiling and always speaks in a formal and polite manner. He is also prone to giving long and detailed explanations, usually illustrated by exaggerated hand gestures. Itsuki has confirmed to Kyon once that his outer personality is merely an artificial image he fakes in accordance to Haruhi's impression of him, and hints that his true character is something quite different, being "less pleasing" in the eyes of others. Maintaining his casual, constantly smiling self, however, is vital for keeping Haruhi's mentality balanced. Kyon himself thinks that he prefers seeing him smiling instead of looking melancholic, although the feeling makes him uncomfortable.

Out of the four Brigade members, Kyon is initially the least fond of Itsuki. He often finds himself annoyed with Itsuki's plastic smile, his willingness to acquiesce to Haruhi's outrageous schemes, playful teasing and his various forays into his psychological and philosophical theories (e.g., omphalos hypothesis, Anthropic principle, etc.). He is also distrustful of Itsuki's intentions, comparing him to Yuki Nagato when it comes to deciphering his expressions. However, he eventually comes to trust Itsuki, and despite his constant protests, is more often seen conversing with Itsuki than any of the other members, Yuki usually being completely silent and Mikuru usually being abused by Haruhi. Itsuki's fondness for speculation often causes him to produce explanations for situations involving the SOS Brigade, its members and related events. Ironically, Itsuki can only share his theories with Kyon and also enthusiastically plays different kinds of board games with him to pass the time, despite losing all the time. Despite Kyon's less-than-enthusiastic approach to the SOS Brigade and the various external forces at work around it, Itsuki is usually the one to explain supernatural phenomenon to Kyon when necessary.

Although Itsuki was named official second-in-command by Haruhi for providing the Brigade a place for their vacation/mystery investigation (Remote Island Syndrome Part I), this title appears to be little more than formality since, in every aspect, Kyon is still technically Haruhi's right-hand man.

Itsuki is often seen fighting various Shinjin in closed spaces throughout the anime. During these instances, Itsuki displays some of his esper abilities. His esper attacks are named "Fumoffu" and "Second Raid", both references to the mecha anime Full Metal Panic!.

Agency

Itsuki is a member in a secret association which he simply refers to as the "Agency" (機関 Kikan, "The Organization" in the English dub). The members of this society consist of special humans known as espers who gained unique ESP-like powers and special knowledge regarding Haruhi three years ago. Since then, they have been actively protecting humanity by fighting giant beings known as Shinjin (神人 Lit. "godlike person") within the closed spaces generated by Haruhi. Should the destruction of the Shinjin be left unchecked, the Closed Spaces generated would eventually take reality's place. He often gives his gratitude to Kyon for keeping Haruhi emotionally stable, and in turn, reducing the workload he and his colleagues are required to perform.

Despite the theory he advances in which Haruhi is the equivalent of God, Itsuki says that there are many differing lines of speculation about Haruhi within "The Agency". Itsuki himself does not believe in a singular God, although he reveals that he has colleagues that do. Apparently, most of the questions that he raises about Haruhi's true nature are philosophical in nature and do not necessarily represent his personal beliefs. Itsuki also reveals that the majority of "The Agency" advocates are observing Haruhi instead of doing anything that might provoke her.

Itsuki has also revealed that there are other factions that have not yet been revealed by Haruhi, and that "The Agency" is often in conflict with the other factions backing their respective agents within the SOS Brigade (not to mention various groups which have either not put in an appearance or appear to be enemies). For example, he suspects that Mikuru was chosen by the time-travelers for her beauty and for her ability to seduce Kyon, in order to control the group dynamic within the SOS Brigade, although Itsuki later suggests that he had been lying about this suspicion.

Relationship with other SOS Brigade members

Haruhi recruited Itsuki to the SOS Brigade as the stock "mysterious transfer student" manga character. Itsuki's relationship with Haruhi seems to comprise of him agreeing with her every demands and actions. This has been stated by Kyon himself, who called him Haruhi's 'yes-man'. During the events of the light novel The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya, in the alternate world created by Yuki where everyone has normal lives and no memory of the SOS Brigade (with the exception of Kyon), Itsuki is a normal transfer student in the elite Kōyōen School (in the original world it is a prestigious girl's school), and claims that he fancies Haruhi, who is his classmate. He is also concerned with Haruhi's well being in the normal reality. It could be due to the fact that Closed Spaces appear when she is upset, but it could also be his genuine concern of her, as he had observed her with "The Agency" during the three years prior to Haruhi meeting Kyon. At one time in the light novel, Itsuki actually snapped at Kyon when he commented that Haruhi only causes trouble for everyone, even when she is asleep.

Itsuki seems to be the only one in the SOS Brigade that observes Yuki almost as much as Kyon. Whenever an extraordinary event occurs, he formulates his own theories and tries to enter into discussion with Yuki. Itsuki seems to get along with Mikuru Asahina, however both the organization he belongs to and Mikuru's superior have conflicting ideas regarding Haruhi. Mikuru even personally went to Kyon's class with Tsuruya to ask Kyon to disbelieve Itsuki's theories regarding Haruhi. Itsuki also seems to distrust Mikuru's future self, telling Kyon to be wary of her.

Out of all SOS Brigade's members, Itsuki gets along with Kyon the most. Although Kyon gets annoyed with him most of the time, he often discusses his concerns with him. At times, he even shows Kyon his true self behind the smiling facade, and only Kyon notices when Itsuki is particularly upset or concerned with things. Itsuki constantly tries to get Kyon to realize Kyon's importance to Haruhi, and has expressed amazement and surprise that Kyon does not realize this fact yet. He has told Kyon that he wishes for the time when he could be his friend normally, where his duties as an Esper wouldn't matter. However, when Kyon shrewdly asks him whether he will truly be satisfied with that, he avoids the subject.

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